1952-08-29 — Page 5

WESLEY

THOMPSON

EDITORY RE11 Acrvice, Inc.

"Being the only barber in town is fine for business but it has one drawback."

BY

•

THE WAY ·

by Beachcomber

FURTHER to my question about be traced to the pagan lives led by

their owners. The letter is signed people who build houses for "Rover." themselves with the stones delivered in lieu of cool. is it. At cross purposes Illegal to build a rather smaller house out of the lumps of pro- sessed gristle masquerading as meat? Rain-proof rooiing made from frozen hake?

A gay deceiver of Edgbaston con- structed a set of shutters out of the "genuine pork sausages" shipped 111 litle con from Siam. And an ambitious young sculptor in the Cornih hamdes of Trebutheroe-in- J'alblotto carved statue of air Humphrey Bogart out of the new calcined beetroot-lure pudding which comes to us in water-ilght capsules from Madagascar. But that was art. and therefore is as legal an the Brish Council performance of "She Stoops To Conquer" in Bulgarian.

Sausage strikes again TAKEN 1 before eating a sausage, ah unknown anan caid: "I was the look of it that made me u

(Beachcomber News Agency.)

A dog's life

WRITING in the Evening Growd a

dog saya:

Human divorce has a bad effect on dox, it aften. breaks up their home., Sometimes they do not take kindly to a fourth or fith wife ur husband. Home has unhappy - elations for them, and they run about the wireels at rundour, shoving their anouts into dustbina and

A SAILOR in a Portsmouth hotel

complained, according to the printers, that "fis breakfast slipper jasted queer." If the manager whe halt a man he replied, "A sailor who will eat a skipper la an out-and-out cannibal, and should be in Papua." "But there are no kippers in Papua." Vouchsafed the sailor. "Probably no1." riposted the manager. "You'd out with the better argue this printers."

Sponsored time-tables

E committee appointed to discuss aponsored railway line-tables de- cited yesterday that it would not be In the best interests of Ume-tables, and would lower the tone of railway slations, if the lady announcers hati to interrupt their information to inter palate Irrelevant advertising matter. As Sir George Granitt said: "The public enly wants to know that

the 3.17 to Boppingley Vale in wall- hig at Platform 7 and will stop at Fumbleinit, Pudge. and Scundon. That the engine driver takes Shibbo and also cleans his engine with it. is comparatively uninteresting to a traveller in a hurry."

Political audiences

A

Please copy HOT argument between two politicians at a meeting about the activities of 1.0.D.LAN, revealed the interesting fact that there was no such thing. A member of the audience had invented it, and asked A question about it. Both politicians were afraid to admit that they hadn't heard of it.

THE CHINA MAIL

JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Study This Coup; It's A Great One

By OSWALD JACOBY TN bridge, a coup is a spécial· play of some kind, usually, designed to gain a trick. For example, there is a coup named after Deschapelles,

great French whist player. Another is named after the English city of Bath.

The coup shown in today's hand'

be called the Fort Worth Club. since it might not be a lavour t name it after the player who execuled 3t.

The bidding of the hand was fairly nonnal. Soul's final bid of Ave clubs was in the nature of a sacrifice, He uxpected to be set, and he wasn't disappointed.

Went opened the singleton spade, and East continued The TUCH

South ruffed. Weat discarded two diamonds (since declarer ruffed high on the led round of spades).

South now led a low heart, in- tending to ruff one heart in the dumuny later on. West stepped up with the nine of hearts to return à trump, and dummy won with the ten of clubs.

Declarer now had to get to his own Hand to ruff a heart in dummy, so he led the jack of diamonds from dummy. The stage was now set for the great coup.

East played the ace of diamands on duny's jack, This was a case of clumsiness rather thaty brilliance, for the queen of diamond happened to be hidden among East's hearts.

South ruffed the ace of diamonds and noted the fall of the eight of diamonds from the West

NORTH

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WEST 44 VAKQ943 +842 4043

hand.

EAST (D) AAKQJ10 7

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North-South vui.

East

South

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44 5

West North 2❤ 3+ Double. Pass

PASS

Pass meeting

dogs of undesirable character and bail reputation. Lacking the security and stability of a good home, they become enemies of society. Half the Juvenile delinquency among dogs can

Opening lead-a

Obviously, of su South thought. West had the queen of diamonds. Asut it looked as though it was about to drop.

YOUR BIRTHDAY... BY STELLA South, reasoned; he could lead

FRIDAY, AUGUST 29

bit, rather enthusiasm

hard

mys- You are interested in the terious It is likely that you will want to investigate occult pheno- mena at some period in your life. As long as you study it from the. selentine rather than the emotional approach, all will be well.

very you can team to alternate BORN today, you have a

serious side to your nature and work with hard play, you will last are inclined to take everything in longer. regular order, blt by than dashing out with to conquer the world in one trium- pirant Restural Yet, there is a fund of quiet bumour In your make-up which saves you from being at all stuffy or dull. Although your humour may be at times, used for bling criticism, it is usually ex- hibited with such fundamental good nature that those at whom you may be hurling your jibes accept it in good, grace.

In selecting a marriage partner it in likely that someone born in

bring Scorpio or

Capricom will

you the highest degree of hap piners since these. are the signa which are most congenial,' when se comes to wedded bliss,

You have a tremendous amount ut physical stomina and can get a lot of work done, under pressure. To and what the stars have in However, you are inclined to waste

store for tomorrow. select your nervous energy and must guard birthday star and read the corres, against_working at too high a ten ponding paragrapii. Let your birth- alon and not relaxing enough. If day star be your daily guide.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 30

VIRGO

(AUE. 24-Sept 23) in the realm of the arts. Promote Don't Insist that your way is the it constructively. only possible one. Compromise If LEO (July 20-AUK. 23)-- you can and rewards are greater. This is a day of new tape. Plan

LIBRA

24-Oct.

with full (Bepp.

Future activities Rdence in your success,

A fine time for clearing up leftover delal work. Wipe the slate clean for the month; atart fresh.

ВСОПРО (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)- Now is the time to apologise if you have spoken out of tum and hurt the feelings of someone.

BAGITTARIUS (Nov, 23-Dec. 23)— Don't let detall work get ahead of you. Clear it up now and you will be glad it is done.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20)- Try to get away for the long week end if you can. It will brighten your outlook on life,

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19)— Don't Jet your correspondence. either business or private, get ba- hind. Keep it up to date.

(Feb. 20-star. PISCES

20)

Let down tensions with some light reading or good musle this evening. Too much work can be a handloop.

ARIER (Mar. 21-Apr,

201

A good personal appearanca today can prove of the utmost impor fance in making new contacts. TAURUS (Apr. 21-May Conilde in a close friend if you are. seriously perplexed.

21)-

Bometimes.

talking about. your troubles Can help

GEMINI (May 22-Jun 213- A ne purchasing day. Some people find it relaxing even to go windows shopping. Try it för a change.

CANCER. (Jum 22-July |||23)— A good me to develop a new idea

DUMB-BELLS

YOU ARE ALWAYS CONTRADICTING ME! I DO BELIEVE THAT IF 1 SAID THAT

BLACK WAS. WHITE YOU'D .CONTRADICT.

con-

It the trumps happened to be 2-2. trump to dummy, cash the king of diamonds and win the rest of the tricks the queen of diamonds dropped. He would be giving up the heart ruff by drawing a second round of trumps, but he would have a chance for his contract in exchange.

The result was sad and unexpected. The trips didn't break, and West So ruffed the king of diamonds. South went down three tricks, for a Joss of 500 points, and East nearly fatred the immortals who have had coups named after them.

CARD Sendee♦

Q-With both sides vulnerable, the bidding has been:

South West North~~~~ East ~~~ 1 Heart Double Redouble 1 Spade

W97

FRIDAY, AUGUST 20

1952.

WOMANSENSE

Her Claim To FamC

SCOTCH EGGS

PETERY OLEN ON ABOUT SCOTCH G006

لام سید ASAIN

MAKE THEM WITH SHELL .EGGS THIG TIME

HARD SOIL

2 OR 3 BOGS

(BOIL FOR 15 MIN.

THEN PLUNGE AT ONCE INTO

COLD WATER)

Film actress Cleo, Moore has

her own peculiar

claim to fame to

Hollywood: she.

thinks sho Lo

the Dlm 'colony's

only "Canary

-blonde". Cor-

tainly this exalio black rown sele

off her shiny.

-- blondo hair and

her figure. Cico,

RESEARCH FINDS SUGAR NOT STRONGEST DECAYER OF TEETH

Page

Research selentists at the the cavities were only half nourishing for eavily-produc University of, Wisconsin fl as large.

"When fed under · similar 67 percent sugar diets to cotton rats and found it conditions, the whole grain Zajân't - produco the tooth cereals corn, wheat, and cavities other diets did for oats were found to be less example, a finely ground diet cavity-produeling in each case of 50 percent. grain,. 32 per than their processed products cent milk and 18 percent com flakes, wheat flakes, and oatmeal," the research Chugar,

report sold.

Indeed, the sugar diet pro-

38 percent fewer It suggested the processing duced cavities than the cereal and changed the cereal chemicals mille diet and on the average, Into forms which were more

ing bacteria. There also was a possibility of refining destroying natural antibiotics..

A practical outcome of the experiment was s bucking of the cavity preventing qualities of the frequently wielded toothbrush..

The scientists pointed out that even swishing water, around in the mouth after eating, will dilute the cavity-produc ing residue of food,

WHAT EVERY CHILD LIKES TO READ

Here's the expert opinion of a 65-year-old children's librarian

New York.

Mrs Nave, who estimates that she has read or told stories

to

By GAY PAULEY It isn't the children's love

or more than 600,000 children. in for comics which perturbs a of mythology, history

her 32 years with the library, at 23, la 53 veteran

librarian, science,"

Don't worry about the comles advised parents to stock the inches tall. It's the way the adults go addiction, she advised parents, children's reading corner

with for them.

Just make sure there are other "material

or a little books also available.

weighs -115 ib.

Her waist is a dainty 22 inches,

(Reuterphoto).

DIVIDE Valb SAUSADEMEAT INTO 202 PIECES,

ONG FOR EACH EGG

AND WHEN THEY'RE COLD, GHELL THEM,,

ANY FORCEMEAT CAN BE USED INSTEAD OF BAUSAGEMEAT

Woman

"On the buses and subways, what do you see the grownups reading?," asked Mrs Eleanor H. Nave. "The comics. Sometimes I'm appalled at the reading Lasies of adults." ·

Finds Children Smart

Children

just at

above his level."

"I read Dickens too early." she she laughed. "To this day, are smart," sald. "They have a sense of have a dislike for him." values. They'll read the things we want them to, If they're around."

"Television won't

Sho

Advises Poetry

don't want to get every- body angry with me," said Mrs

cut down Nave, who for 32 years was a

would see that every either." children's brarian and story on children's, reading,

not it child had a chance to read fairy. teller for the New York public she continued. "That is,

folk- fore, nursery, library.

comics "Soric

are the parent encourages the child stories,

rhymes, and poetry of much good. They have a background to cultivate other intercuts,"

artists

ROLL BACH OUT TO A THIN ROUND ON A FLOURED BOARD AND PUT AN EGG IN THE MIDDLE OF EACH

WRAP THE SAUDAGENEAT WELL ROUND EACH EGG TO COVER IT COMPLETELY-COAT WITH EGG AND BREADCRUMBS

THEN FRY THE SCOTCH EG0S IN BHALLOW OR DREP FAT, TILL GOLDEN

BROWN

OR BAKE THEM IN A BAKING-TIN, BASTING THEM WITH FAT IN A

FAIRLY HOT OVEN FOR

Y2 AN HOUR

WELL? HOW

OLD YOU

FIND OUT HOW TO MAKE MY FAVOURITE

DISH P

THEVER JUST - AS GOOD COLD PATSY, WITH A BALAD

BOYS AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

ice cream. Ice cream is a

menti"

Chirpie Doesn't Like Ice Cream ward, Chirple, not a punish-

-But Bread Crumbs, They're Something Else Again!—

You, South, hold: Spades K-10-8-7, Diamonds A-J-8, Hearts --3-0-4, Club 7. What do you do?

A-Double.

ing You have found opening bid and considerable strength In apades. Nothing more is needed for a sound double. Your partner you back ta may have to take hearts because his redouble may be based largely on a fit for your suit, But if he can send the double you will be delighted.

TODAY'S QUESTION

By MAX TRELL

Hold Out A Spoonful

cream,

"What's that? What?"

Knart then invited Chirple to Hanid smiled as she turned have a taste and see if he liked SPARROW

Rew to Chirpie CHIRPIE

und explained. It. He held out a spoonful for down to the window sill for "Kmart says, that he's eating ice Chriple to peck. Chriple put his he can't beak near the spoonful of ice why his bread crumbs and, on notic- cream. That's

then hopped back. "It's Knart and Hanid, the talk. His mouth is full of ice as cold as a pile of snow!"

That's how it's supposed to the cream!” shadow children with

be, Chirpie!" turned-about names, sliting in-

"Oh!"

But Chirple couldn't be per- side the room (for he could see

suaded to try it. "T'll stick to them plainly through the open

eyes, or Chirpie kept his

my bread crumbs," he sald. window) ke greeted them with rather,

eye, fixed

on "Now there's something I can't Knort,

Knarf until a cheerful good afternoont

Anally figure out." swallowed all the ice cream be had in his mouth. "Now I can talk, Chirple! Can you under- stand me now?”

"Oh, good afternoon to you,

SINTELLIGENCE TEST hold: Shades None, Hearts A-Q-7-9- Chirpie!" Hanld said,

BILL & WALTER

By T, Q. HARE

BILL BADGER and Walter

Weasel, having carefully synchronised their watclies. started at a given midmens, co walk towards one another a level from two points road which are 2100 yards abort. Each of them, on reachi ing a certain tres--190.

Bester to Bill than to Walter

-tured around and ran back to the point from which tie had started, and they reached eir respective destinations

B simultaneously

ruts twice as fast as Walter walks. and Walter, runs twice as fast ow, Bill walks

How does Bill', WREKINK ened compare with Walter's')

London Exprata Service.

(Solution on Page 101

CHESS PROBLEM

"By`S, LEWMANN`

Black, 11 pieces.

蛋雞回

White, 10 pieces.

Wilie to play: mate in three.

Solution

yesterday's to problem:

'J; Kt—Q7, any; 2, Q, Ht (ch, or

dbt.ch), or P (=Q)- mates;

The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You. South, 4-3, Diamonds A-Q-J-6-5-2. Club 3, What do you do?

Answer Tontorrow

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"Goo' absternoob, Knarf added.

Chúrble!"

Strange Words

onc

"What can't you figure out, Chirple?"

"I can't figure out why any "You had me worried for a body should throw out bread minute," sold

"I crumbs. They're the most de Chirple, thought you

were

licious, scrompiious, elegant and talking some other language. Anyway,'

beautiful things to eat in the world. Yet folks do he said, "what's ice cream?""

"It's cream, all frozen

them out. Why, only

throw

"Something stuck in your throat?" Chirple asked Enarf.

don't people ever eat bread crumbs?”

Hard to Pick Up Hantd explained that people

this ato bread from which, while

as Edna St Vincent Millpy,, Wolter de la Mare and. Robert Louis Stevenson,

"Some people criticise

tales

because

fairy!

of the cruelty, "Well, I've

angle," Letic sald found most of them have happy endings. Children want that.' They always want a prince and a princess, and the two getting married in the entt"

Mrs Nave, a native of New York, became # children's Ubrarian a roundabout way. She practised nursing in New York hospitals until her marri- oge in 1014 la a young attorney.

"Then I wanted something to da besides keep house,” she said. "I got a part-time job at be library." Sho later studied library work at City Collega and Columbia University,

Worked With Courts

Mrs Nave was among the first to take the art of story-telling into children's paychiatric wards. and into the shelters of juvenile. courts.

"I don't know whether story telling, did anything toward rem. habilitation," said the greying, 65-year-old librarian. "Oun whole iden, was to give the children enjoyinerit."

Mrs Nave now is retired froma the library but is continuing hen story hours in the psychiatric wards.

some

"I also am studying Braille," she said. "I want to translate :

of the children's books. for the blind. There is so ittle for them to read."---United Press,

Moddish

up morning I saw a lady shaking they were eating it, the crumbs Middy

a with. sugar, This is chocolate out a large tablecloth from the dropped. "Bread crumbs are also got back steps of her house. And hard to plek up. That's why what do you suppose she was they're left on the tablecloth shaking the tablecloth out fort and shuken out in the yard. To get the bread crumbs out!" But they aren't really wasted. Chirple, if you and the other Chirple paused to swallow a birds pick them up," few more of the bread crumbs

"We" do Indeed! Now about

Chirpie had picked up

.was ice cream, so it's and large bread crumb about to swallow it when he chocolate in it." heard these strango- words "Sounds awful," said Chirple. from Knarf. He dropped the "What did you do mughty that bread crumb at once. "I say, you have to eat it?" what's wrong with you, my ·

Knart and Hanld both burst an the window sill. "Of course," lad?" he exclaimed, "gomething out laughing and Hand told he went on, "tar be it from me this bread that you just men- stuck in your throat?"

Chirple that Knarf hadn't been to object to anybody throwing toned-the thing that the bread come from--what's it naughty at all. "Just the op- out bread crumbs. The mure crumbs entit icecrib," Kuart posite," she said. "He was good. they throw out, the more or like?" hastened to say.

That's why he's allowed to eat them I get to eat. Tell me,

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"Like "millions" and millions and trillions and billions of bread-crumbs, all squeezed to Fether!". Knarf sold.

"Ah gasped Chirpie. "What aiḥing" a-brend must, belt don't suppose, no, it can't be possible, but-but-19 3 whole bread ever thrown out?" Knart and Hanld shook their heade.

"It's made into bread pud- ding," said Hanld.

"But mostly 's gaten up," Kald Knarf

That's what I thought," sighed Chirpio, "Well, as long as I get the crumbs. I'm satis- fled. Bread for people, crumbs for sparrows. That's right at

right. But that lee cream that cold, shivery ice cream

no, it's not for me, thank youth

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