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"My problem was, should I leave the bar early and come home or should I put my country first and con- tinue watching this character who acled like a
foreign spy?!
• BY THE WAY by Beachcomber
TN order to help units of tran- portee personnel to under- stand details of the new fares the Government should enll in the income tax authorities.
With a few simple Fortus they could elucidate the whole busines, and we weld then only have to pay experts
le tell us what we have to pay. In
derd, it might be a good idea to let the Inland Revenue collect the Fares 2 they do the taxes. Every day passengers would fill in a funi, live ing their expenditure on transport for that day. They would then receive a demand note thi the day's faren.
Druids in a high wind
E tableau "Pibney St Vitus in
the Day at the Druida" was re hearsed yesterday. Owing to a high wind the municent beards of thi Druids blew about so wildly that Druid could be sure which was his awn beard and which his neighbour's, This caused many a ribald fest from
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the aminokers, and the exclteinent hecne a frenzy mirth when one Druid's beard got hitelted raved the waist of a baker's „daughter. simple nate, finding herself lassord by a beard, nerented with delight. Her mother cut the offending tentacle Joase with a pair of scissors and the Druid, muddenly thrown off his kalance. feller trackwards. Order
THE CHINA MAIL,
JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Virtue of Silence Is Very Rewarding
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was partially restored by the, Rev. Edgar Farragut, but for his pains he received a whip-ins in the face from an errant beard belonging to Arch drud Graveround, who was having trouble with the sacrificial, goal. "Well Druids kindly tuck their beards under their nightshirts." erted | the voice of authority.
It is not generally known
E plamies of Papua, I read. have flat tops to their heads. The rea- won for this, as 1 hoppen to know, in that for centuries they have
#toad under their cows to milk them, with their heads pressing against tho belles of the bearts. It is an example of evolution. Before they had any cows to talk their heads were hor- inal. Nowadays, smart pignuter wear hard hats to lake the strain of their heads, and pretty stupid they look. Sometimes tali pigmy. walking
edge of a river, not only has his hat right under a enw standing by the knocked off, but falls into the river when he emerges at the far side of the cow. How the other pirmies good to hear laught it doen item.
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Unimportant jest
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By OSWALD JACOBY
66 AFTER some twenty years
A
of playing bridge Ind that I still don't know when to keep my big mouth shut," writes an Ottawa correspondent,
"Consider tisa tragedy which oc curred last night. "I was busily talking, and unfortunately my left- hand opponent was an attentive
stener...
"I suspect that my vigorous bidding in the ininor suite spurred South Into the grand-stem. contract. What's | mare, my bidding showed him the
way to win all the tricks,
"West opened the jack of hearts and declarer won in tummy, with the king. Ito returned a low heart and ruffed it, hoping to set up the Full. He naturally "abandoned tils hope when I falled to follow sult.
"The declarer then ran all trinnps, discarding all the small red cards from dummy, South's remain. ng four cards were then two dia mands and two clubs, and I kept king-queen in each minor quit.
"South entered the dummy with the see of diamonds and enslied the ace of hearts. This squeezed 03 hand to a pulp. I didn't dare dis- card the queen of clubs since then South would make the rest with the that poultry-ree and jack of clubs. keeping can be learned by racin prompts ine to remark. for the tenth Ume; hen relays eks.
SUGGESTION
"My only hope was to discard the king of dlanonds in the hope that my partner had the ten.
"South thereupon discarded his low club and won the last two tricks with the ace of clubs and ton of diamonds
"I ask you, do you think anyone
YOUR BIRTHDAY....... By STELLA could live made this hand, if
THURSDAY, AUGUST 21
You are fond of travel and prob- ably will see a good part of the world. 'sult, you want your own you may return
BORN today, you have a very de- Anite relentine trend as well as deep interest In history and philosophy. Intellectually curious. home to which
n
all the
op-
you want to know a great deal and where you will have about everything. Your originality, comforts of life. You are very at- it turned into practient channels, tractive to members of the might bring you rewarding financial posite sex and you will have more returns. Definitely one who leads, than one romance before you de- rather than follows, you are alwayn elde to settle down. But once you a hard worker.
And are settled." It is for life On think
must you
guard your loyalties are deep and Immov- against is losing control of your able. Since your Influence over temper, at insignificant frustrations. others is strong, be cautious In the When a crisis occurs, you usually manner in which you exert it. are calm and helpful. But a minor detail can set you, off into a rage. Since you are not one to hold a grudge, you want to forgive and forget
instant the blowup te the
over.
To find what the stars have in
select store for tomorrow,
your birthday star and read the corres- ponding paragraph. Let your birth- day xlor be your dolly guide. FRIDAY, AUGUST 22
LEO (July 24-ANE. 23) need advice, don't hesitate to ask
· Devota - your -Uma--to-serious - study--- and reading. Researels accomplished today can bring brilliant rewards.
VIROD.
(AE 24-Sept, 23)
A good time for a short imp. Get out into the country If you can. It can prove highly rewarding.
LIBRA (Sept. 24-Oct.
233- Don't go into a business propost- tion unil you have investigated ail facts of it carefully.
he. SCORPIO
24-Nov. 22)- Ullie the ideas and suggestionn made by others. They often can be very helpful.
for- it :------
PISCES (Feb. 20-B1AP. 20)- Take a quick look backward to see how you can improve your future prospects. Then make your planta.
ARIES (Mar. 21.Ape 20)--- Offered advice may be good, so ac- cept it and make full use of it. Be thoroughly co-operative,
TAURUS (Apr. 21-hizy 21).... Economy may be in today's plc. iure. Make use of what you have or give it away. Don't hoord.
GEMINI (May 22-June 21)
HAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Ver. 22) Ita member of your family
Renew your inspirations by templation and Listen and learni
spiritual
Capricorn (Dec, 23-Jan. Don't be envious of others. around and appreciate what have yourself.
regularly. con- away, be sure to write advice. Today is a good time to catch up.
CANCER (June 22-July 23)- 20)— Work begun earlier Uus month Look should be completed before its
you ending. Concentrate on it today.
AQUARIUS (JA, 21-Feb. 193--- Step up your production and you can accomplish a great deal. If you
DUMB-BELLS
THE WHISKEY
IS TEN YEARS
OLD!
I DONT
WANT IT IT MUST BE STALE!
£620
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By HAL COCHRAN DEGARDLESS ́of whether you : A plant radishes, lettuce or carrots, the same kind of weeds seem to come up,
A girl married a policeman who arrested her for speeding. It was a merry, chose while It lastech
Don't read too many men Hike aboolt, giria, unless you want to be left on the shelf,
CROSSWORD
Across
1. Mweate that make you' resume
gin. (9)
Imitation ull-palating. (W)
Mould valuable outdoora, 1) It's throw-like in the ring. (3) Noticed in moving rituals (4)
14. No silly. (5)
15. Covering for a prozen rein. (*) Batter be out of it than in. (4)
19. With a tract at heart it tina
defamed.. (4)
Been in mellow condition, (3) Bickly, sounds like an incrÉNKEL
offer. (0)
24, Idies in allppy fashion. (a) One way to depend. (4)
Down
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from the
2. No sapling by its sound. (5).
9. One of many holders that are
Inert (8)
4. A transparent gern. (0) ...
6. 201 pattings imitate wood. (7)
o. With, which you may, ramova
hovals, (0)
8. Les I'd y was icy cold, (8)
9. Condescending to be
after a loud start. (7)
skilful
10. Shows father, in anguish, {#1}
10. A test on this proves to be ·
UKCESTO LOVE. (4)′′
18, Work, (9)
20. Often cast before you'do; (3).
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dolution of seafder'a Busalu.
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Cala:15. Ton:14, Jodizy Agoountƒartij se,
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had done nothing but pan?"
East's bidding certainly helped declarer to plan the band. How- ever. East should not blame himself To much. Declaret Would very that East had n quickly find out singleton, spade and a singleton heart. This information might point the way to the successful line of play even though East never bid.
VOURY SAUCE
OLD POTATOES GET AWFULLY DULL, SO TRY THIS SAUCE WITH THEM
THURSDAY, AUGUST | 21, 1952.)
CHOP UP AN.. ONION VERY ANBLY, AND FRY IT, LIGHTLY IN A LITTLE
MARG OR COOKING FAT
WOMANSENSE
THEN STIR IN ENOUGH FLOUR.
TO MAKE A SAUCE, MOISTENING WITH WATER
WHEN SMOOTH, ADDI
THE EARL'S
BRIDE-TO-BE talks about CLOTHES
RIDE-TO-BE, 22-year-old blonde, green-eyed Jane
BRIDE talked-out
was interested in the latest news from the Paris fashion shows, as she was once a fashion model herself.
by EILEEN ASCROFT
often wears hat and stockings and neat shoes.
The date of her wedding to the Earl of Dalkeith is not yet hor fixed so she cannot plan
but Bhe trousseau in detail, tells me: " always like rather simple, pretty clothes," Grey is her favourite colour for town wear and "for evening 1 choose THAT blondes are out of date. black. She does not like stiff I counted four platinum
dozen materials, always chooses the blondes and a
Golden the blondes
Faris softer fabrics,
among recently Even models
black-haired Sophie has come a honey blonde.
usual choice Sults are her when in London, but not the very tailored kind, rather dressmaker suit.
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Exit the bikini Miss McNeil is one of few girls who still like to wear THE Bikini giri is disappear- large hats, even in a season ing from the beaches. This when they have never been briefest of brief swimsuits was smaller. several large models among her trousseau orders.
irst
A BAY LEAF
2 OR 3 CLOVES
A PROP OF VINEGAR
* AND SALT
·AND PEPPER-
AND COOK GENTLY FOR 10 MINUTES OR 60. THEN TAKE OUT THE CLOVES AND
BAY LEAF'
PUT IN SOME THINLY. SLICED COOKED POTATOGE
.AND LET THEM HEAT TAROLKIH IN THE SAUCE
Paris · Creation
A smart evening dress in black and green designed by Carven
of Paris
HOUSEHOLD HINTS
If wood knobs on the drawers water and soap with no extra of chests or desks are loose trouble, just the sudsing you'd
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