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THE ODD AFFECTION PEOPLE HAVE FOR TRAMS

छ CLOSING OF LONDON TRAMWAYS

ALL, TRAKE MIST AN SACK AT DEPOT BY BEDTIME SAYS.722 DRIVERS ARE NOT PERMYND TO HELP TERIAS POR LEVYEME

LAST ONE IN WIL

ÇAY & LIGHT OUT:

"If you saw Frod's Missus you'd' understand him boing in love with his tram."

What the House of Commons has to do

London Express Service

WHEN A NEW SOVEREIGN

ASCENDS

the Lords

W

HEN the Monarch

ilies.

and Commons re- ceive the body and do not conduct any fur-

the

i-ri}illae}f}

THE THRONE

By Beverley Baxter, M.P.

李鍾

Last

ther business until the spirit. Materialise it, and its funeral has taken place. power fades like the stars Then we swear allegiance to at the approach of dawn. and On the other hand, Parlia- new Monarch Works to prepare plans for zled. the Coronation. But be- tween the mourning of the

instruct the Minister of ment must never be muz-after another, with their pretty drom the Clydeside

Ufc'a taces unilluminated by

Are there women who envy her? Let the great Elizabeth of the 18th century answer in her words: "I am a woman but first I am a Queen,"

1

1 bear it." But that could not So the debate wound to is yeur, as a parent,

confess up stop those two doughty Scottish end. I must

that watched my daughter line

other fillies at with the

the Socialists, Emrys Hughes (who found a lit: strange to be Palace, and it seemed an end- married Keir Hardie's daughter) dreiding what allowance should Jess Ordeal walle one debutante and his pal, J. Carmichael, be paid to the widow of the Duke of Cornwall, who is at present three years of age, but They expericncas, curtsicd first to the

told about Holyrood Partlament in the wisdom de- the Castle then to Therefore

in Edinburgh, a castle cid that it is better to legis Eirene late King and Mrs

as late for the future than throw Queen. In fact, the whole thing maintained for such imes who White,

sits Aส

Queen could go into re- Royally 100 often into the sitting hearing, sidence. for a short period. dead and the crowning of Socialist for the appropri-, so long that a red-faced old the

sportsman the living we have to review ately named constituency of whispered hoarsely that his

"One of the great problems the finances of the Royal Flint, was perfectly within was sure they were going twice Family in relation to the her rights when she said sound the course. changed circumstances.

TRADITION

the

that she was not at all sure

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PAGEANTRY

So

ir

Cauldron of very giri

there is any baby

who has hir

the eye on

in Edinburgh,' they declared, heir to the Throne, I can

BUT let us pause just a 10 -

.

say

in

I

LAUGHTER

Americam Column ::

NO ONE IN TOWN IS POOR ENOUGH

From Henry Lowrie

Washington. TTENDERSON, a town in

Kentucky, can find nos takers for one, two, "and' three-bedroom flats to rent at 15 to 20 dollars (£5 78. 2d. to £7 28. 10d.) à month. The trouble is they are reserved for people whose incomes are below dollars (£857) ʼn year.

"We can't find anyone making that little money,! says the housing director.

1,000

"

To save a 60-cont'taxi fare, New York jeweller Charles Silver on a visit to Chicago decided to walk from one hotel to another..

On the way a gunman B't'ole 75,000 dollars (£26,786) worth diamonds he was carrying.

OUT

of the college basketball bribery • scandals comes a new, agreement.

Eight big colleges put the responsibility of keeping sports clean on the presidents, and. they push sport into "preper perspective in the de sign for higher education."

Setting an example, New Yerk University, which has C2 000 students, transfers 105 athletic whlarstipa from the. division to open competition.„

WIIEN Sir Gladwyn Jobb, the British representative at UNO, turned up at a party and found America's foreign policy export John Fosler Dulles was wear- ing a lie, exactly ke his ho diplomatically observed: "Shows we think alike."

RED faces are showing through the summer ton at Morida's. famed Daytona Beach,

It was 'discovered that some=" one at the city swimming pool. was photographing women in the dressing room through go

trick mirror:

0.3+*

widow-

was left to Rob Butler, in a speech of charm, dignity and humour, to bring the discussion

Here again, we

have argu- to an end.

cur.imilation. Our young - Queen

Looking at Emrys Hughes.

Boing? of the prople of this

tries."

Said city manager Leroy Her low, 0.3 he cloed the pool director: "I just glanced at the pictures, not looking closely.!!

IF

all the motor-cars, trucks, buses and taxis in New York, State were lined up bumper-to÷÷ bumper they would stretch for 14,070 miles.

And that is 1,780 miles lonFET than the State's main high-

STEVE NELSON, formen Com- munist Party chairman of West crn Pennsylvanin, WAS. sen- tenced at Pittsburg to a maxi- mum of 20 years, after his February conviction for violat ing the anti-sedition law.

"Is the lack of housing. That sure her that she will not polace is empty for the greater hungry if she attains part of the year, but it would hood. A select committee com- that the presentation of de-

be a nice place for decanting. posed of all parties, with the butantes at Court was in

prople from the slums. I Chancellor of the Exchequer keeping with modern de-

therefore, that it is not unsound as chairman, studies the mocracy.

to use a palace which is empty Dminute before we rpply, the during the greater part of the problem and then recom-

to house the people so mends their findings to the "I can see no reason," said cold douche of common sense. year

The London Season, that famous that building can take place House of Commons. But the lady, "for what seems eight weeks in June and July. the evacuated areas." you must not imagine that-to-me to be a completely brings tourists and hard cur- Her Majesty's faithful Com- outmoded social distinction rency from all over the world. mons automatically accepts by which certain young The pageant-starved Americons ment with all its force and lis

glory in it all, and so do those findings. This is an ladies have the privilege of insmen from the Dominions Elizabeth is the Sovereign of he said: "You suggested that ways.

Buckingham Palace should be opportunity not to be lost being presented at Court for and the outer Empire. It is goud Scotland as she is of the rest turned into. Bats. That Id:a

for trade, good for the hotels, of the United Kingdom. When by the extreme Leftists, the no virtue of their own."

for ea and air travel, she visits her faithful subjects would not be acceptable to a semi-republicans and

citizens Then, with a nice touch of good 15r the dressmakers

north

of the

18 she to great majority of the middle-clam snobbery, apostles of equality.

she and and

1er gcod

the

of London, to the great majority chem have ከሁ added:

country "I may say that I am pagne Importers. In fact, cham imaging that she

much is part one of those who at the proper pagne

of the ritual rather have a sulte at on

and particularly to the great hotel age might have sought presenta- of the Season, and our balance or go to stay with her Scottish majority of people in the Com- tion at Court, but I did not do of trade with France depends relatives, but what would, the monwealth and Overseas coun-

1, did not do so at that time much upon the importation of Scots say? In fact, the heat of because it was a

period of ex- her wines. IN fact, debate resolves it- time industrial deprit lont it

this

The London crowds love self into an argument be.

that country,

line up completely wrong when and

to look at the tween the minority I have was

of my own friends in debutantes who are waiting for described and the rest who sSouth Wales were living in en- the moment when the

hired through believe that Royalty is an ditions of poverty that I should cars will take them; institution which should be fake part in seeking a sticl dis- the palace gates. Is it essential discussed as little as pos- have

tinction which szemed to me to to Britain's survival? No. Is It CARRIED to its ultimate conclu-

moral hosis

sion, why should that grim no proper

No. But, logical? sible, providing that the whatever."

written over and over again, old relle, Edinburgh Castle be

part of Scot Royal Family accept their

the British are supreme masters maintained as burdens as well as their pri- for a moment, any more than

I do not doubt her sincerity of pageantry, and the Palace is land's great and bloody history? For that matter, why not turn one of its temples. vileges and perform their would criticise her for speaking

the churches into lodgings and Government is bullding." duties with a deep sense of her mind. As a matter of fact Would Mrs White,

a M.P. let the people worship in

It was beautifully done, con- vast shed? Away with all pomp the whole House roared with service to the State.

I imagine that the Queen would scold the girls in her be delighted If she could be stituency

they, rushed and pageantry and let us create

laughter. No one in Parliament Nor is this a mere expres is sometimes known as spotting of a Hollywood star about to

Apared

the ceremony of what hysterically to catch a glimpse the new, prefab state!

can demolish an opponent painlessly as the present Chan- Debulante marry for the fourth time? Does dition is a thing of the Classic'.

she object to the classic four-

cellor of the Exchequer. legged Allies, beautifully bred as they are, lining up for the Oaks, which is the female equivalent of the Derby?

many

See how it runs!sion of sentimentalism. Tra- the winners in the

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GRIM RELIC

After all, the Premier of Ontario (Canada's richest pro- vince) did away with the Lieutenant-Governor's residence in Toronto some twenty odd years ore. What's good enough for Ontario ought to be good Enough for Scotland.

But the son-in-law of Keir Hardlo was determined to go down fighting.

"Do you not think that it might appeal to newly married coupics?" he demanded.

Butler looked at him ord that smiled. "I am not sure

be Buckingham Palace would quite as comfortable as one of new houseg which the

SPELL

this

and

ደቡ

#THEN in these terms he moved The main body of the Bo-the Amendment to the Motion clalists in the House of Com- before the House; roons Ritened to their extremists

were not. Impressed. Re

OLIVER CROMWELL gave Eng- but

and the heavy, colourless eponsibility had tempered their alscipfiine of Puritonien, and the nery spirits. Parliament people could hardly wait for had taught them that tolerance the potures of Charles II. In is the road that leads to under the debate on the

the Civil List Mr standing.

Attlee declared that Royalty

I

In

"That whereas the liberties of the Empire and for integrity are deeply rooted in the Constitutional Monarchy. and whereas the ancient umges, ceremonies and traditions cen- tring upon the Crown, have brought colour and romance Queen not only as the Monarch former times, a bulwark

more than Like ourselves, they see the become, even

against into the drab lives that prople but the are forced to live. His former State as well as the Common, the union

arat servant of the dictatorship, and the symbol of of all members of Chancellor of the Exchequer, Hugh Gaitskell, spoke in the wealth and Empire. Once she the British Commonwealth of

has pssumed the Crown samo, terms,

the Nations, we hereby affirm that By new humble's cubjecte leg in the style and establishment But the extreme Left of their by her humblest eubjects.

Sovereign Bod her party were not content merely hours are planned with a mer- of the

to

SCO

A

wild shooting pigeons-it I may ellers severity. She goes from Family, other than those which refer: so disrespectfully to this palace

herself because of Her Majesty may palace year's crop of debutantes. They their territorial background, to make from time to time." wanted to know why die Queen and all the time she is pur- It was a pity that there were ncoded so many palaces.

sued by State documents, by Ministers who consult her, by no trumpets to bo sounded, for Ralph Assholon, from our important visitors from

we could feel the spell of the skle, quoted the words of Queen who must be received, centuries in the air, The King

Mo Elizabeth I of England (not of

In dead, long live the Quoni Beollar!) who said at the

Is a daughter, a mother, The story of the Island breed cod of a long reign: "To be a wife, and a sister, but she goco on and on, like

brushes against king and scar a Crown is more also a Quem who, in her per-Thames" that glorious to them that see it than non) and title, enshrines the the Terrace as It makes its way It is a pleasure for Him that golems story of her people," to tho von.

the

ONE

reason the American Olymple team at Helsinki, is such an expensive' proposition: In three weeks each U.S. com- petitor will eat 15 steaks, eight lamb chops, 7 fb. of chicken, 7 ib. of bacon, and 8 lb. of boiled bam.

NOW It is the winemakers whic are complaining to the Tariff Commission. They object to im ports of cheap wine,

Says John Daniel,....of... thè Wine Institute, for the beneût of those who think that foreign wines are made from superior grapes: "All wine grapes. stern from the same origin."

POCKET CARTODE

by OSBERT LANCASTER

*Tell me, darling, if ali that stuff about wise old Mother Natsire and natural selection's trun) why lati that the girla" who" FRA "fastest are always'those na ane's away going to chaarZW

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