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DUMB-BELLS

THE AIR

IS MUCH PURER HERE THAN

IN THE CITY!

YES, IT'S A WONDER THEY DIDN'T BUILD THE CITY OUT

KAFETE LEDGER TYNDECÂTE

HERE

JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Be on Your Toes In Any Team Match

By OSWALD JACOBY

TODAY'S hand was played in του

match.

ધ્ર

and

one

South player made game at no- Trump while the other South

was set

THE CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 28, 1952.

BY. THE • WAY •

by Beachcomber

TEAVY Tuin at Aberbananer 11 has turned the nose track up Llangyrkyn into a quagmire. Evans the Hearse, after showing a good tum of speed, floundered In the mud, having lost his pea. Bodger began practice-run con- fdenity, but was soon in trouble His per became clogged with mud and finally fell into a emali torrent. The contestants spent the rest of the day at their training querLorn Evans did blowing exercises down alternate nostrils. Bodger thrust and jabbed at captive struts.

Free

Tory warmongere (cheers).. Health Service (cheers) Fascists (cheers).... Polmersion...

un-boat diplomacy '(cheers) Fair shares (cheera) Tory hysteria (cheers). Happler, more Dronerous than ever before (cheern)

Prestige abroad never higher (CHEETA) Cool, Level benda 10 command fehrera), Cause and effect PEOPLE who complata that.

WOMANSENSE

VEGETABLE AND RICE SOUP

A

too

often in ballet, there appears to be no adequate reason for the move- ments of the dancers will probably when they change their opinion pes betwcon

The Suet touch CHARLIE SUET'S style of election

oratory is proving a great mic- CESA Knowing that his audiedres will cheer certain phrases, he relies Klmost entirely un those phraseĂ, not bothering to make a connected speech or to ill in the bits between the bouts of cheerima. His speech yesterday seemed to go like this:-

have seen a hollet of which 1 have been reading an account. The cen- tral theme is "the stinging of a young man by a bee." If that's not an adequate reason for movemenÉ you may call me Carter Patterson f hope the ber used to a real one. and not a cardboard ame on a wire. I am at work myself on a more mab- the ballet giving scope for queerer A. It is about a man who TERKWIJT sits on an ant-he

YOUR BIRTHDAY

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 23

PORN today you have such

wide vaetely of interests you must rec,belle yourself only to Я certain amount at wat me in one place if you are to reach the heighta of accommhaunent to which your talents extitle you Your store of new

mupears nextmistible.

Just leath to put them la practical use' You are quite keen in business matters and often surprice all but

In the Best 100m, dumany won the Í your closest friends by your linen- opening spade tead

with The teal weumen Declarer her go to his hand withi

heart in order to lend u dunipand There is an obstinate streak in towards dummy's Xing East carefully your nature Once you get your

refused I won thiựt

teeth first daunend

wiil somethtrig, you trick, wad now deckerei was a dea never let po Just make mute

pigeon.

South again gos Tbl hand with & heart in Agder head darmonds, but Mast was able to win the second round of diamonds and still keep the tup diamonds in his hand Herr turried Dude to South's king, and south could do. neihing about the diamonds He had only one entry | to dummy, he paid force out the top diamond but

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the Ides you are developing or the scheine you ate sponsosing is real-

AQUARIUS CJẩn,

BY STELLA

ly worthy of the great energim you are pouring into it

Kind and considerate by nature. you can always be counted on 10 give your time as well as funds to philanthropic appeals. You have an affectionate nature. People are apt to the you A1 farm sight even though you are never one to display your own emotions With someone who thoroughly understands the many farets if your nature and can tall in win your sudden moods and caprlen, you can find exceptional wedded 23

M

Tu find what the elars have MOTT for lame.crow select your Birthday star and read the corres- Dunding

Let your birth - parmraph day mar be your daily gúže.

SOME ODDS AND ENDS FROM THE ALLOTMENT

CUT SOMB CARROT, "TURNIS CELERY, LEEK AND ONION IN THIN STRIPS

Indispensable College Item

SOMETHING that goes on

AND COOK THEM IN GALED WATERS FOR 12 HOUR

DRAIN THEM

ADDING

THE

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SPOONS ARE

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AND FINISH WITH A SPOONFUL

OF TOP

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The Complete

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Nylons To Burn

By SUSAN DEACON

[EWS ITEM FROM TEHERAN.

NEW

Wicks in the chafts are im-

IS: Queen Soroya plans to pregnated with perfume.

make a bonfire of her nylon

stockings. She will be accom-

panied by other Persian

to wear

TOO lavish for girls

nen CLOTHING matrons at girls'

members of a league who refuse boarding schools in Britain clothes bought with are in the happy position of de- ciding how many clothes the girls need without having to pay for them.

foreign currENCY.

Result of the closing of the

One of the current clothing ists shows gross extravagance,

*

THERE ARE 82 ITEMS of clothing in the list, including four tweed skirts (one For Sundays, one for weekdays two for evenings) and ten pairs of shoes of various types.

Persian market 10 British nylons: there may temporarily be a few more nylons on sale in Britain, says Miss Margaret of the British Nylon Reckle, Spinners

year

Nylon stockings are a profitable after year is the jumper

The Board of THURSDAY, JANUARY 24

dress, a favourite with all types British export. and really an indispensability Trade's figures for the 70 export tine Trial

November 30 fights into

something for the college girl. French blue countries up to new can prove desillusioning.

for year are £4,638,000 TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)-

and burgundy wool plaid is used inst Let the past be bygones The pre-

for this nice model made with fully-fashioned and £725,000 for year-old daughter for school lasi sent and the future are what realistigh midi, and with scamed seamless.

21-Feb

19)- A visiting day! Unexpected guests

ny descend upon you go you, inight pay a call on sortirone ethe

P18CES could never get

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(Feb. back to dumuny in order to cash the i A ซีร marked for recreation long diamor.de

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ARIES ANTA 21-Apr. 203- Stuck clos fo vinas accustomed rou

South hed to try his turit with the

clubs, but the kilatlan was pudess The defenders could take three clubs, two long spades. and at kart one daimond Down two

What happened in the other rodinu where Souil made his contract? Did Eust take the first diamond with his age? That would be a horrible mihi- inke. of episo

As you can see If Fant takes the Best diamond South wins the kode

and

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return, enshes the queen of diamonds, Niver up a diamond Now dummy's tong diamonds provide more than enough" trteks for the contract That's not the way it happened. however Kast defended properly. but South carne d y constract Dutamas won the Brest trick will the ten of spades and hummediately re- turned a low diamand

This forced the defenders to take the first diamond teek while Saull still had a diamond left in his band South won the spade return and led his remaining diamond, torcing out East's ace. Now nothing could

prevent dummy from gaining the lead with the ace of hearts in Time to make the game with the long diamonds.

♥CARD Serise♦

West iHeart

North

1 Spade

Q--With North-South vulnerable. the bidding has been:

Exal South Pos

? Spades 3-2, Hearts 8-1-1. Diamonds Q-7-4, Clubs A-K-10-8-4 What do you do?

A-Bld two clubs. Game is possible If your partner has maximom” valpes for his avereali. By bidding clubs you indicate inability to to the spaden or to bid no-trump, but

You Bouth. hold

you

de show folir strength and a good club sult. This may be all North needs to bid game in sades or no-trump.

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"The vary man for the carem. (8) 4. Lone what the milor, conmurned.

8. Amphibious rodent. 18)

P. Olisats out of a pertung bag. (0)

An abbot's vestment, (6)

13. Each go to him to charge with

orima (8)

230 common nolly, (4)

Catered thle you'd have a

19. 10 in rosi tapioca pudding. (3)

Row without gloise, (9)

12. More or few them a unit ? (9)

24 Prodites of. Ens can,, (7) .

10. Fachbet holds money, (8)

So, Orafiitian subject to dreamne, C$3;

alice to mario curb th

STOTLINE WAY BODU tor m11. (4)

bau pero sa dijarens you'll dud.

BARBS

By HAL COCHRAN

THE high price of liquor

meant less for some The outers st get soukre

has folks.

Chicken dinners were given #1 these entered in u golf to

Bi- ateh tr un Indiana town dies for everybody!

Federal agents in Washington

$500,000 discovered

worth

marijuana hidden in an

That's really mobile. the dope on somebody!

of

auto- getting

It's that much harder to learn anything when you think you

now it all.

та

California fisherman found a deer half mile out in the That's a sh story that water wins the due!

INTELLIGENCE TEST

A

CUBES

By T. O. HARE

CERTAIN muparch, trans an old legend) desired to test for himself the com petence of the Court Tin- @th

One day he walked unberaided into the fatter's emce. Here, my friend,” be nald – is so ingot of soild tin. As you wlit find, its volume is an exact number of cubie Inches. Kindly convert it Into not more than eight cuben: each side of saob oizbe is to measure one or more inches exactly.* I should mention that the volume of metal banded over was lose Фар оде bradred euble Inches)

"The Court Nasmith made some rapid calculations. "

respect your profound

majesty." he said, “but whANT

Fol sok la impossible."

What was the cuble content

of the royal Inkot?

(Solution on Page 10)

(May 22-June 21)

Invite a friend to go with you Lo skirt where it belly With it is the theatre It can be thoroughly enjoyable for bols of you,

stitched detail at the hen of the

worn

wool short blue A very tweed jacke double buttoned

call

thear

CANCER (June 12-July 23)- The younger generation may upon you for advice. Give problems your best attention.

No passes?

with large covered dis: bultons. THE old saying that saen seldom

make Under the jacket is a pale blue

passes at girls who wear glasses may be upset by 28 Sweater with the high-fashion

the latest spectacle frames. turtle neck.

120 (July 24-ADE. Keep you own counsel sl the office unless explicitly usked for your ad- vate Tui be tactful

VIRGO (AUR. 24-Sept. 231- A good book can be relaxing if you have nothing more important to do this evening Release tensions

LIBRA (sept. 24-Oct 2.3) Improved conditions on the domestic front

arg helpful. If unwed. romaner is well savoured.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov 227- Whatever decision you make now may have an intportant bearing ぐれ your fubige. So be cautious.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)--- Don't let intnor upsets and your all temper soaring Krep calm and will turn out well

CAPRICORN (Dee, 23-Jan, 20)- Co-operation should be today's key nate. The help you give others now will be returned, double later on

THE EXCEPTION

Ave-year-okt

A

Folkestone girl tried to starve herself ba- cause she wanted to die like the boy in the story" she is a most exceptional child, accord- ing to four child medical ex- perts.

re

Unanimous

10 opinion. assure worried mothers, is that refusal to eat is quite commun but that "a child never starved fre not being asked to eat."

S R Professur

Illingworth calls this "the commanest, most and most easily easily ruled,

all behaviour prevented, of problems.

Treatment suggested by Miss A. Patienger, editor of the M. Nursery World "Ofer food, and if the child doesn't want it, tet him leave it. Make no com- menis."

Augustus in Struwwelpeter, by Heinrich Hofmann.

BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

Pooh-Pooh Wants To Be Polite

-So He Tries Out His Good-Morning-Manners--

By MAX TRELL TOOH - POOH the

walked up to Knarf shadow-boy with the turned- Poah-Pooh looked puzzled for about name. "Good morning, Knarf," he said, waving his tail. "It's a fine morning, isn't

to suy-What a horrible morn- ing! Nobody likes to be told Poodle that it's a horrible rainy morn-

the Ing. It isn't cheerful."

a moment, then he went on! And that thing about--I hope you're feeling well

"What's wrong with that?"

"Ccod-morning. Pooh-Pooh," "Well," said Pooh-Poob, "it's

said Knart. "1 certainly is fine morning."

"I hope you're feeling well," said Pooh-Prob

อ

Thank you," said Knart. "I hope you're feeling well, too."

"Never

better," felt

said Pooh-Pooh. "Well, good day you, Keart."

"Good day Pooh."

to you, Pooh-

Suddenly Turned

10-19

1+

wrong

because you weren't feeling well, you wouldn't be outshle saying good-merning to me. You'd be inside taking medicine."

"You're a very foolish dog, said Knart. "It's always polite to ask your friends how they feel and to hope that they tecl well eveni though you know they are well.

"Look, there goes the little girl who lives next door. She's At this, Pooh Pooh wagged his starting to walk down the road. tail, turned, and started walking Run up and show her how well off. Then he suddenly turned

you know, your good-morning- around and ran up to Knart manners." again. "Well," he said. "how

Pooh-Pooh bounded away at did that sound? Was it polite once, straight for the little girl. enough?"

In a moment he returned to Knart.

mine."

"You're a very foolish dog," Kuarf said to Pooh-Pooh.

Pooh-Pooh looked around. It was the cat. "Go ahead," Say good-morning

urged Knarf. to your friend the cat."

"My friend!" exclaimed Pooh- Pooh. "That cat's no friend of

"It doesn't

said matter," Knert. "Say good-morning to her anyway.

Pooh-Pooh finally ran up to "It sounded fine," said Knarf.

the "Those are just the kind of "Well said Knart. "Did you

cat. But the instant the good-morning-manners.”

cat saw Pooh-Pooh coming, she say good-morning to, her?" "Some of them sound silly."

and into "I did," said Pooh-Pooh. "I ran across the road do?" said Knarf. said good-morning to her. I

field. Then she darted across the field said it was a fine day. I asked N

fast as she instance," sald Pooh her how she felt and then ning after her, barking at the could go. Pooh-Pooh kept run- I say Fine said good-day to her and went morning isn't it?-that's pretty away." silly."

"Why, Pooh-Pooh?" "Because it isn't a fine morn- the ing at all. It's raining. It's one of the worst mornings in the

They

For

Check Your which Knowledge Pooh, "when

I What is o plearesque navel?

2. What is brown coal? 3. What and where is Rowley Mile?

4.

the scientific whole week.”

What is name for lodestone?

5. What bird is known to country-folk as "Billy Wix"

6. Who answered the riddle of the Sphinx?

(Answers on Page: 10)

CHESS PROBLEM

By S. BREHMER Black, 8 pieces.

said

Knari.

"Wonderful," "What did she do?"

Walked Off F

"She didn't do anything," Knart said, "That's right, said Pooh-Pooh, "She just sälä Pooh-Pooh. But usually it's a Stop barking”—and walked Que morning. And you're just off as fast as she could." practising

"I guess she didn't under ners so it's much better to any— stand you,” Bald Knart. "But 'Fine morning. Wsn't it?—than here: comes someone else.”

good-morning-man-

Rupert and the Lion Rock-40

the

top of his voice: "Good morn Ing, Calf Fine morning, isn't it? How do you feel today? Well, I hope.

Knart watched from the back steps. He shook his head sadly, "Poor Pooh-Pooh," he said to himself, "he's trying so hard to have good-morning-manners. If only that cat would stop and listen to him. He doesn't mean to hurt her. He only wants to be polite."

RUPERT and the

WRONG

PRESENTS

ONE MOTHER

says that it cost her £80 to clothe her nine-

SUMTACT.

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