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THE DING OF DONG

DAILY DONG

£100 REWARD

FOR

BEATING UP AN ENGLISH MANC

AH! MY FANCY DRESS COSTUME

FOR THE

BALL

PHEW, ITS HOT.......THINK

I'LL GO OUT ON THE BALCONY FOR SOME AIR

THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, JANUARY 12, 1952.

Rat-La

CRUMP!

BLIN

BOMP

OUCH!

The by ANNE EDWARDS English Husband

HIS HABITS & HUMOURS, HIS VIRTUES & SHORTCOMINGS

worrying

£100 REWARD FOR THE

CAPTURE OF THOSE *** IDIOTS

WHO HISTOOK ME FOR AN ENGLISHMAN!

who

sort of person who makes a marka of everyone Eust of point of referring to them Suez) - there are plenty of

"foreign" women xture of heavy marry him.

will with a humour and remote affer. tion as the "old girl," the "better half." the little woman," the old “old dutch"

the "missus."

"When we first married." says

that

Amencan-born MRS over

WOOD BENN, "the thing

WEDG

LONDON. n Saturday mornings EEP in the heart of They bring the wife and the English Family kids these drugs," said a Man lies the longing director of Maples, "they've to regain the territory that had to wait se Fing for a he held in Victorian England home");

when "love was of going bald c9,0m2 000 bofties man's life a thing apart of men's hair tunic are sold. and worman's whole exis- yearly): and refusing to tence"

arlinit that his sight is not as good as it was (96 per-

nt wear glasses).

if he followed heart he would

his secret step into

the substantin shoes of hig

predecessor -

who was the muster of the household, hattied

His behaviour

the ser- POROM THE

exitetind alsolute

obertions from the children and enjoyedd kind of "Heh dear, your-father- is-speaking" devotion from his wife.

¡

Temps!

h nivel: big Mi. Axopage

11. Mr Average wil follow a Lonly set pafter af in husposta

colour.

mre 1

T

His earnings

MOUR hundred and eight thou-

sail town were charp enough Vepor jo sonar la accept hrin

and tool word about ac- England Tarieval status that

hot of Oriend Wil, they

tal de

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artonished me most about my husband was that whenever crists arose--getting married, the baby, his maiden speech-- he always lit his pipe.

"Now And that he's always saying how dreary English food

mal compliments like French husbands do, but it doem't mat-

They are very sincere."

London Express Service

From NEWELL ROGERS

NEW YORK.

YOU want to be rich?

Then listen to Bernard Baruch, 81-year-old finan- cier, who has made millions and given it away in mil- lion-dollar lote.

Baruch is called America's elder statesman because he has been adviser to live Presidents. They called him Mr Facts.

Money-making, says Baruch, is e special talent. It requires mental and physical discipline, and luck belongs to the good players.

In an article in the Cano- politan Magazine. Baruch s Fix Don t far su vess-

DOR'1

Indulge in self-pity. Don't "bellyache" Don't elvy anyone. Don't short change yourself by cutting corners on bours.

Don't be a chameleon lizard which changes lis

Aurround- colour to match its ings. People need to know what they can count on in a

And don't make yourself a Zero.

mao.

IN MIDDLETOWN, New York, there is starting an elaborate study which will take 20 years.

but if I tx him up a Con- finental dish he eats it with great martyrdom He won't look bit an onion and he hates garlic. happily mar

But he does chock compiled to t!!

himself Any money

out trying to be useful around may save through her the house. He spends all Satur-

belongs day and Sunday banging things the albeekeeping skul

up-and I have to put

them to lum Counts bought hi The signs that he is going wife

wowey saved from right during the week to proped

He goes into her husband's mages belong to "have had the same one At the same

for a very

says time he is long salines, he changes the bustundessen if the money

long time" YVONNE ARNAUD, "And I her durch bonight the goods resulted perfectly certain that no oTIO

like him. They don't pay for- from diritti management of the will deny he is broadminded, parents and he spends at home by the wife! said Judge folerant, an excellent judge of hom Teepung his hair Korkhonise Jenkins last August.)

fer Be can give be, what he likes of chameter. a good inser, tidy. The offers to teach her a chap who can take a joke squash the all about cricket and tell her on the house on

T home he sight or in against himself, 14 good or tooth'h, tak s dozel az

o him, even il mixer, a man to be with in chipshots of bar, tells are Gans all with a blonde. a tight corner, a good sport, mil alent Ein schooldays, All this (and other S and the kind of father who spends more than he can

KIve him

of being can be wound round the afford on ht, and gives her pusly usory sense little finger of his daughter. flowers in the wrong colour dog. And to make sure slays there. the propounds The things calculated to The wid cradle and His props

make him boil ... foreign: philosophy. news that implies someone THERE be staris,

English Family, is twisting the Lion's tall. solid Man--the man who depends cruelty to animals, ruien-s o such small props to keep to oki propte, men who fell his world from rocking . smutty stories in "mixed w On his PIPE the average ora smokes three a deal. On his HALF-PINT

the

company”

And she can till if he's n with snob (which he usually is)

isis pals 125,000 but if beleris gor drunk gearig),

as

He won't argue over the On the SEAT ON THE 845 in public: he won't talk (3000X8 24 11 AFTE fal in a loud voice in London betiveru 8.34 and

room, he won't have 9.20 6.771.

ench working

wife dressed ranspicuoush dagi.

(though he down's mind i There he is. taking his with the other man's wood); dog for a walk, putting the he won't ask for anything eal out, dreaming his week not ever the w. when he ly dream over the football is lost. And if, to mail,

“Thack, gondas of the he say bools

(40 percent population); raking out the I'm not a smob." embers at night and locking up (£15 a year on fire and burglary DISHTANCE per family); putting by for a rainy day (£160 million a wear spent on life insur- ance); buying his furniture

His old dutch

FOUR hundred and eight

were

[

combine to

a

he

12

sink

TIX

"You

hare You dash things "Woman's work as Jamai

over done because it

never is

begun." (On the strength of this

ints got

of the Forhold chores for centuries)

His ideas

TNLIKE the French, the Eng-

that

a wornan's interests are

masculine time, s--

tangely trippery and a waste of

S

UNMANLY

car: about clothes, to know how to k well, to nave a profes- mal eye for elegance

UNMANLY,

IT'S

ה

Nove cuffs on your suits, to go

11 manicurist

the TO do Beer and not to be playing games,

IT'S

UNMANLY

admit

women

es like the comforts lake... ..to have શ hol-water

bottle in bed, wrap up well in cold weather, or wear furs they feel tougher sniffing for weeks than submitting Ic one

day's cosseling at home.

thousand women brave enough to accept this man last year: to accept the lows,

Give me

Yet in spite of this peculiar Britishness, und his weird ideas on foreigners ("Rum fet-

these dagoes." he

BOOTA'S

for choice!

rem

His rhymes PERHA

ERHAPS the person wha summed it all up most Ogden Nash, neally is poet whose work I have just been re-reading in a profoundly wise valume valled "Family Re- union "

Mr Nash sayan Husbands are things that wres have to get used to putting up with,

And with whom they break-

fast with and ship feith

They interfere with the discip

be of nurseries

And forget anniversaries,

And when they have been pur-

Howlarly remiss

41

They think they

verything with a great Jcies

Its object is to discover just why peuple choose the jobs: they do, why some succeed and others do me, why some people

their work and oricr enjoy think it “just a grind."

Columbia University wil spend 100,000 dollars (£35,750) on this project. The "gunca will be 143 schoolboys piba"

gen 13, 14, and 26.

They will be tried and questioned al regular intervals during their future careers.

And

why was Middletown chosen? Because, with its 23,000 population, it Is regarded as typical of the average American small town.

PEAT LONEON by 1970, is New York's new siogun. City officials hope New Yorkers will number 8570,009 by then and make their town the largest in bit the world.

Population of Greater London is 8,346.000.

CUTC

And they are brave and mtm

and cool und collected about the ailments of the person They have promised 10 honour and cherish

But the minute they get

sniffle or a stomack-ache of their own, why you'd think they were about to perish....

Husbands are indeed an irrita-

ting form of life.

And yet through some quirk of Providence most of them are really very deeply ensconced in the affection of their wife.

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Booth's Cocktail Booklet

which is obtainable from your

supplier :-

MILBORN JAIR US

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DETROIT has cut its output of motor vehicles by 1,400,000 units to take rearmament orders. And that, says Sir Williams Welsh, North American representative of British Car makers, will be Britain's dollur opportunity in 1052 und the British motorist's loss.

Sir William says that Britis dealers have a million unfilled orders for cars on their books, Yet the home market cut to 70,000 cars in keep dollar exports up.

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