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EDITORE PRSUE SERVICE,

THE CHINA MAIL, MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, 1951.

STANDARD BRIDGE

By M. Harrison-Gray

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FRIED

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BOIL AN EGG FOR 5 MINUTES

AND DRAIN 4 SARDINGS

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SPREAD

WITH

MASHED UP EOG

ALTERNATE

TRI SATURDAY EVENDET KORI

"Slendy, boy, stendy!"

BY THE • WAY

by Beachcomber

·

Kony

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OWNERS of large couch Hogworth watch and gyn

showte frum hour scesaw,

consider, as an alternative et hout hand withdrore your to charging for admission, having their wives tattooed, with a view to starting a

circus.

A Pittsburg lady has just won a divorce case against husband who was always trying to get hor tattooed,

so that he could open a circua." 1 can imagine a conversation on the terrace. "Do

you mean you want me have a sort of serpent and anchor

stamped business

on my fore- arm?" "Wel, more or less. Or two heants transfixed by an arrow." "And then?" "Oh, well, my dear, I thought you could wear tights and hand the ape a glass of port, or ride two horses at once, or something."

Nothing to do with me AN Arab gardener.

who saw

an article headed "Sowing Dates," rang up a market garden and asked how dates were sown in England, Nobody knew what he was talking about. Finally he was told that the article was about dates for sow- ing. He said: "So I

I pitnered How do you sow.them?" said what was meant was dates for sowing various seeds. Dates, they shouted, meant days of the month, "How do you sow them?" mon

"It Isn't thes dotes that are sown," they said. "It's the dates on which things do are sown." "And what things

sow on dates?" asired the nuts" they ropre.

asked the Arab.

you

"And what do you suppose my peopic Arab. "Oh,

the Canon The Arab frowned thoughtfully, would say?" might object; but Charles and and replaced the receiver. Diana would laugh themselves sick." "Thanks, No."

Chaos, I fear

In reply to Hogwarch

WE SAY dam, he yes. Rage bath torn us up of reading

that sinemmer-fillim man what thinks the hurt of seesaw mought be culchered by marbil horgans, kanils, hactrisses hand Persian glammer. But Fersla his not Himmeriean. Donited State,

with pip, yazz, jogetin, Jammy sesshuns, bopeep, Inywaya red ot

A HATTER caused a sensation

nt a session of the Cockle-

carrot Commission yesterday by saying: "If the Dorset Const Erosion Commitice gives expert advice on sleeping in brimless bowlers; what is to stop me from giving expert advice on coast

erosion?" A member of the Committee, Mr Paul Bibbett, had been talking ignorantly - moosic hand voolgirlies about the vents in a bowler. He what makes hus shuddah hail described a a brimless bowler as over. Thank

im for nothing a

sin. But Sir this. Hoskyn ho yes. With piecze

the Worshipful Vent-Borers, bany of cee Company Hogwasch preducin hus I hus head thus, Kazbulah with once replied that vents or holes ail. foot igh marbil toorban, in a puriding-basin

would .be Achura wropt hin leppertis

The pudding

at

skins band igbeeld phur buts, would sus.

drop through," he said.

Nizamughan bolerncing nein or "Net if it was lumpy," corrected fordtene wimmen hon is knee Mrs Symington. "Is it suggested like a knight club ilggerloo. No, that to sleep in a brimless pud- dam, no. Not wanted, plecze ding-basin-?" began the Rev. Give hus class says that pre- Lucius Larkins. He was inter ducer, what class, eh? Third rupted by a loud cry of "Yes!" class dam lowdown voolgar like followed by shouts of "No"

YOUR BIRTHDAY:

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 3

By STELLA

BORN today, your many talents to some dalintie objective to avald

-artistic as well as mechani.. Gealtering your energier. cal-give you a wide choice for career. You are Botially well ad- Justed and make friends wherever you go. You can also adapt your self to all kinds of changing con, aluons. Rence, anything you want to accomplish. you do with the minimum of effort.

There is a spiritusi side to your nature which may turn to either conventional religion or to a study of the mysterious and pecult selences of the Orient. You might be the alginator of a new theory of thought which could bring you considerable famę, even during your foliine.

Since your talents are so diver- slied, it is important that you stick

Abovo overage in so many things, you are able to make a living easily.

out- Whether or not you reach standing success is dependent, to a personal large degree, upon your

ап ambliton. If you. concentrate money-making. you may achlove wealth at a fairly carly age.

You are the type of person to find exceptional happiness in mare ringe. You are generosis, sym- pathelle and loving, siways willing to do your share to make it a

To find what the stars have in store for tomorrow, select your birthday star and read the comes- ponting paragraph. Let your birth- day star be your dally guide. TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4

VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 23) long arndition at this time, Sue-

cess is nearer than you dreaml

(Feb. PISCES

20-Mar. 29) If deficient in some Branch of learning, this might be a good time to make plans for studying.

ARIES (Маг. 21-Apr. 20) - An increase in your income may come trough the suggestion of a close friend or relative. Use the ides.

Be patient with the folbles of your family. Sympathetic understanding on your part will solve the prob. lèm.

LIBRA (Bept. · 26-Oct. 23) Today may bring confirmation of a naiter which could be a surprise, Watch for the postmen.

SCORPIO

22) (Oct. 24-Nov, Take care of household dunt diligently. Start -Carly and the evening can be yours for relaxa» tion.

BAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22) By being co-operative, you can build new friendships of real um-. portance to your futuro.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20) Bo helpful by offering your er vices in some community interest, Rewards are great.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb, 19). - Make real progress on your life

POCKET CARTOON

MILLINERY-

TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)- I uncertainties plague you just now, be cautious in all important decisions. Don't rush -ining", either.

member

GEMINI (May

22-Juna 213- of the younger your help, be generation needs generous and kindly with wise.ad- vice

CANCER (June 21-July 23)-- A double-barrelled, day-oina good, Concentrate on the some. bad. constructive ideas and all should bo well.

LEO July 26-Aug. 23) -- Publicise your particular talents.

Be efficient in putting your best thot forward. Show the bass

· CHESS PROBLEM

By B. KNUDSEN (BCF Tourney (2) Black, § pieces.

Bouth opened One Spade al rubber Bridge, and North avoided an immediato singla raito on minimum trump support, as an alternative bid was available. The polal count 10, 100 high and the distribution bad, although the hand responds to the D-loser test. North therefore temporised with Two Clube, South. bid "TWO Bandes, North Three Spades and South bid game.

West led 10, to South's K. Declarer's play was far-sighted, at trick was followed by 2. ruited by South, and K. was won by West, who returned to South's+Q. The out- standing, trumpe weṛa drown with, and another Club was ruffed. Dummy wAR YO- entered with ♦ A and the Iast Club Ird. When East falled, South discarded vi and West was helpless.

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WHATS THE TROUBLE, DARLING?

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Check

BOO! HOO! I DUG THISS HOLE AND I WANT TO TAKE IT INTO THE

HOUSE!

Your

Knowledge

1. Which of the followin words is spelled incorrectly? exhilaration, exhuberance, ex- haustion, exhibition,

2. Who Invented the glass harmonica?

3. Who is the author of "Tess of the D'Urbervilles''?

41 Name 'the largest of the flat fishes.

5. What is the capital ol South Carolina?

6. Name the hardest mineral,

(Answers on Page 10)

#INTELLIGENCE TEST Black & green

12

19

By T. O. HARE

THIS Hittle exercise, proposed by my friend Räbbitt, in rather puzzling-or isn't it?

Two bags contain, in all, 10 Some of them aro marbles. black; the rest are green,

K& marble is drawn a random from 23ng A, the odda to ond against its

are lack being

If a marble is drawn at random from Bag A. and a second marble from Bag B the odds are five to one their both being

green.

How many black marbles ara there in Bas B7

(Solution, on Page 8)

CROSSWORD

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Fame. (0)

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12. This diactosos the dos termos

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tion. (6)

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ho's bowlod, 13)

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boys. 18)

17. The useless and of'a cigar. (5). ip. The --thinking, man's

material (3)

writing

20. Could be seated you'll fad, (6) What made Colin, ache? (9)

It up for change. (9)

3. Discoures. on how to; let cure y Aadaltion would be vars of

4. HONDA TO...un comes from Buro.

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the root

Its averyong's: solja, tEJ SANGESSURE FIncure. 131-

We may look to the sun fór is

Rition of Balsardior's puzzle.: Astori:

By ALICE ALDEN · ·

A

LINEN takes top honours for summer clothes, from morning to night, from beach to ballroom. New York De- signer Hannah Troy combines navy blue linen with pink ensemble. and blue polka-dotted silk for Uis handsome right for town or resort, and a nice choice for the travel- ler. The slim, sunback dress has a skirt pegged alightly a straight sheath with unpressed pleats that unfold Tato skirt silhouette. The cuff on the dress in of the polka dotted

silk to match the botero collár and cuffs,

OR USE PORTUGUESE PLAIN ANCHOVIES INSTEAD THEYRE NICS FOR A CHANGS AND

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A Mild Disorder

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A WITLE

Common

In Most Women "Moorlands"

By HERMAN N. BUNDESEN, M.D." THE complex nervous and physical symptoms from which so many women suffer just prior to the regular Symptoms periods is known as premenstrual tension. vary from mild depression to more or less severe emo- tional upsets, and also include, in many instances, pain in the abdomen, headache, sickness at the stomach and vomiting. In most cases there is painful swelling of the breasts.

correcting this

It has been suggested that this consists premenstrunt. tension is a result, imbalance by giving a substance of an imbalance between two known as chorionic gonadotropin, secretions formed in the body, which stimulates the secretion of one known as 'estrogen, and the progesterone. other as

It is progesteronę. thought that the symptoms occur because there is a relative excess estrogens and not enough progesterone. Hence, treatment

of

BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

Blinky's Glasses Disappeared

-Owl Had Them on But Didn't Know It-

By MAX TRELL DLINKY Mole rubbed his red "It's an eyes and said: nwdul thing when you leave your ginses outside for a minute while you go inside to get a

again of water, and

Thats right," said Blinky. "But who?"

at

"Who else goes around night and doesn't like going around in the sunshine? Why," she said suddenly, "I know. It must be?!

thought of the

Everybody cone out to find your glasses gone, Now who do you think would be mean enough to take my glarses?"

"

name at the same time,

"Owl" they all shouted. Knart and Hanid took Blinky by the band as they hurried the Pine Tree Grave through

Eliaky looked at Knart and Hanid, the shadow-children to the hollow elm tree where

with

The Owl was wearing Blinky's glames.

the turned-about rumes. Owl had his apartment. But though he looked straight

Sure enough, here was Owl, hardly see at them he could

sitting on a sunny branch just all this: Owl was determined them. Because Blinky's eyes weren't very good eyes, at any outside his front door, turning to get himself a pair of dark

the leaves of a large book, around rate, not for looking when the sun shone. The day light made his eyes smart. That's why he always had to wear dark glasses,

"But who would take them, Blinky?" Hanid said indignant- ly.

That's just what I'd like to know," said Blinky, shading his eyes with his paw."

Might Be Tempted

tried to

• Knor! and Hanid think who might be tempted to

go off with a pair of dark

""The glasscs,

likes to magpie take things," Knant said,

head. "No, Blinky shook his I'm sure it isn't Magple. As o matter of fact he was the first one I thought of myself. But I

imagine, they turn the middle On his nose.rested a pair of glasser just like Blinity's, "Just dark glasses.

of the day into the middle of "Owll" cried Knarf and

the

just made Hanld and Blinky.

Three Friends

Owl looked down to see who was calling him. When he saw. ho it was his three friends sald, "What are you doing here? I'm supposed to be asleep."

"But you aren't asleep, Owl," said Hanid. "And what's more you've got Blinky Mole's dark glasses on!"

Owl looked really puzzled. "What's that?" he said. "What have I got on?".

"Blinky's

dark glasses," re- peated Hanid. "Give them back at once!"

just saw him. And he said At this Owl said, "I've got cross-his-heart-and-se-forth that Blinky Molo's glasses on?. he hadn't taken them. He said Where

he hadn't even seen them."

have I got thein' on?"

"On your nose, Owl," said "Willy Toad?" said Hanid. Knarf. So Owl felt for his nose Then

she added: "No, Willy and by and by discovered that wouldn't take things like that there were a pair of dark either. Willy does a lot of foolish glasses on them, right, in front things, but he never does uny of his eyes. He removed the thing to hurt anybody." glasses immediately. "Now "I think it might be another how did these get here?" he

asked

voice mole," sald. Knant.

in

an astonished "And no wonder 1.thought, il

"Impossibile," said Blinky, promptly. "And it's impossible was the middle of the night. It one of the inust have been for this reason. There isn't

chipmunics playing a trick on single other mole who hasn't me, I promise you I didn't even got a pair of dark glosses of know I was wearing them." his own. There wouldn't be any reason to take nine.".

Just then

Hanid, who had

*

Kart and Hanid were sure. that Owl was telling the truth, been thinking very hard, eald, ond Blinity was so glad to got "It must be somebody who is dark

way or the needs dark glasses as much as didn't care one

other. But, one thing came of you do, Blinky."

glasses bact that he

Rupert and the Sorcerer-

chlagway' for

The tiale

night.e!"

for a bird like

One of the striking manifesta- Jons in premenstrual, tension is increased appelite, a craving for sweets, and trembling of the hands, all due to a decrease in the amount of sugar in the blood.

An excess of estrogen causes Mulda, to collect in the body tistics. This is probably the cause of the bleating, abdominal pain, sickness at the stomach, and pain in the breasts, as well as the headaches which: occur during the premenstrual periods.

TREATMENT

In treating the condition in, a

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the cape is of belge

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THE BRA

hot-

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Bros for special necklines awcok for the last two weeks

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EMBROIDERED cotton

the fabric ideal for With this treatment, "large

camisole bra with

wide Lined Tor numbers of patients are bene-shoulder straps. fited, and many obtain complete firmness, it is designed to be relief from their difficulty.

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