1951-05-25 — Page 5

THE SATURDAY YAYING PUSH

HARRY MAGE

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"Well, now, that stool is either two or four dollars, depending on which one of us climbs up to get it."

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by Beachcomber

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Satrap Tissa- TON

hunger red that those who

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bavitard. She admitted that she had been 15 the fibrary 12 am what purpose? She was silent. To leave pulsary. turhaps?" salti Mat practice. Her alot "You" drew a starand Cay Bor therudand "Elvira The Tueathed Malpinetter 2 t the ten-tabs cup. “You put

porton in this cap?" "Why?" "To kill rate. "Why such " "Was it has here at the "No" "Why did you wait until 2 piat prison in a a.m. to

cup for Gigglesworth fürned ads Lany

ale sold: "I woke paler Finally and verembered I had not left the the door klered pols. W

ceful. I look forward to the lay when all ous food will be sold in. edible rarions When the food nupe plies are exhausted there will will? be the various, This will save 118 Hardware Petit also be saved by Telan something edile SVEVINE

it knives, forks, 4, and Blaves could made edible life would be one long teast

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1/11 the inside when you catered the library?" "No" "Did you Jock

You can eat this tomorrow the inside when you come PUT if Willer is to be abolished,

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match boxes, and old boots must all be made edible, 1:13. nutrition 11 will give one a thrilk of etvle pride to hear a mysther, at some beauty spot shouting to her Husband: "Alf. make Eddie fin, up that mutebbos. We must eat our

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out "No." Malpractice paced the ron. At some time between 201

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YOUR BIRTHDAY ·

You

FRIDAY, MAY 25

IF you are bun today, you are by matore a restless, active persmII. You always must have somethin FOR IT T done.

al things up so that there will be. Yun vie foud of wealth and the things that mone

Consequently,

II ի դ 34+27 can buy willing to work hard in your youth so that, later on, you eart Bave what you want and enjoy,

Your

Inuninately fond of travel, you probably will visit a large part of the world during your lifetime. Interests are varied and as a you are working on half a dozen projects at une and the same irnu:

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THE CHINA MAIL, FRIDAY, MAY 25, 1951.

JACOBY ON BRIDGE

Cut The Deck, Not This Class

"WHAT are

you

By OSWALD JACOBY

going to teach people ot your Charm School?" I asked my friend Sam Fry the other day.

"It's not a charm nehral," he re

Card plked, with dignity. "It's School, and we're going to teach nd card

Nailonally known

experia, will you're a good

the teaching.

boy, we might even ask you to do wine of the teach- Ing.***

1 managed to duck that witotton. but agreed to serve on the board

of directors Bo. far as I know, this Is the Best card school that

ever made use of chạmpions to cha the teaching. Today's hand shows the wort of lesson they teach w cX- perienced bridge players.

fairly

South The aver£1 Kood balayes, he will draw trump early.

If he muguemes the loca fton of the quen of trimps, he will be set tulnce, he will almost mirely lase une trick in each of the other suits).

11

озоудет

expel plan,

Sam Fry points out to his puplis, not to draw trump until the fast posible Inument A you go along. you al may have to dynėse the quiven

is quite pogable

WEST

Q106

0702

◆ KB4

1092

NORTH (D)

AA42

♥KJ95

+73

AQ54

30

EAST

J05

4

◆ QJ 1002

KJ87

SOUTH

AK 873

A 1083

◆ ADS

J63.

NS vui.

North

East South West

200 3

Pass

Poss P199 Pass 4 P093

1❤

Pass

2 N.T.

Pass

Pass

Opening lead- 10

that the opponents guessing for you,

By STELLA pents

gulls by concentrating' on une job, reserving other activities as avea Llons.

You are loyal friend, but phwe you begomo an enemy-you can be a very bitter one. You do not turket or tarive injury easily. Learn I hold grudges. It IH AUI Worthy of you.

spiritual power, Something of a J'OLI mast not be dismayed if reengnition of sour talent is somos what delayed Your marriage should by a happy and lasting one.

To find what the stars have in sture for tomorrow, select your pundmg paragraph, Let your births-

Make sure that you don't scatter birthday star and read the corres- your energies to widely for effec

liveness. You might get better e-day atur be your daily guide.

SATURDAY, MAY 26

GEMINI (May 22.Jun 22) Stick to fazuliar routine for best sticcess today. Don't, try too many innovation,

(June CANCER

23-July Tendencies ne somewhat adverse. Cultivate patience and elllelengy in fare of difficulty,

#3)-

LCO (July 24-Aug. 2)- Avoid starting a Bow Broject until

jer. Suck lö routine and all wit Le well.

VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 22)~~~ Plan everything carefully before you net and all should go well with your ambitions nuw.

ani!

ground. Plan to entertain sucTER- fully.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov, 23-Der. 22)— Go over your budget caretang. Be

If you are to thrifty now

work Things out.

CAPRICORN (Der, 23-Jan. 20)- Mujur projects may come up for your consideration Be judicicits in making all deviators,

AQUARIUS (Jan, 21-Feb. 19)- Rest and relax, Du only the must necessary and impretant Dungs now. Conserve energies.

PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar, 211 Some kind of relaxation will be best LIBRA (Neyt. 21-Oct. 21) for today. You can't work all Uline.

(Mar. ARIES yur ability to

22-Apr. 20)- Personal relations can prove in- portant to your major project, Work

as put carefully. TAURUS (Apr 21-May 21) Follow

nornal Saturday routine. Results should be auspicious .now.

Your talents produce results will bring the res wards you desire:

SCORPIO (OcL 21-Nov. 22) Social, tendencles are in the fore-

INTELLIGENCE TEST

Four witless witnesses

By 7. O. HARE

"Hvented?

were the ve diners asked Mr.

Justice Mortinatn. "I should like, as it were, a plan of the table The warned judge was trying a slander resulting from, some apiterul remarka a dinner party,

Thin Uvidence was confus- Sok Alle Ratbane testihed that she sat to the right of Mr Tittlemouse. Colonel Sloemarel, that one of his neighbours was Mrs. Whoo hagh, Mrs. Tittlemouse, that one of her neighbour, was Bloemareb. Mrs. Whooting, that she was next but one to Mr.

willen witnesses." commented the judge, when the restaurant manager, pro- ducing a table pian, was able to demonstrate that not one

of the above attentions WAN correct

Can You biące : the 'five diners in clockwing order?

(Solution on Page 10)

BARBS

BY HAL COCHRAN

CROSSWORD

Across

2. Cheat, or "Ievlote im for

change. (01.

V Derange differently, in a temper.

(7)

19. You want the bird. (4)

11. Rope made from this, (8)

12. Afternoon dresses, (B)

13. Thrice, (3)

14. Stoin in Bootland. (6)

16. Degrada. (9).

17 This relates to old Teuton folks.

151

12. Changed first.partior 12 across. 20. The indim ke 12 Across to be

wall tile. (9) 1 Moved--ilika a prom 7), (7)

Down

These are in your backbone, (P) Greet a.tia for a change to miké

entire (9)

3. Any living thing is one() Casi-of a marKaman? (9).

5. This is no excuse in law. (0)

6. This is exactly the same, (1

7. Totals, (9)

· B. The clue for this is authorised.

FTER being broken, your 1. Miles can make Bith, '(5)'

10. tage whisper, (5

word is just one of the 18 Exclamation appropriate, for 14

things that is not quite as good

The mochanised units of the Azury take a lot of yourar fel, hows right, diz their fest

.

Down. (3)

Bolution of yesterday's puzdE—Airesa:

3. Abatomiepti V. Gupid: 20, 2me; 11, T41f

0 Fla. Terra3 14 Peronna)

F

FRIKA, Muduga. Gravens 3. Acrobati abitareupdo. Anterounzad, tra

will de

the

the queen

♫

At the first trek the

queen of to East's clubs is firwaded, losing king

11 East returns drañunds. whereupon South takes the see of dlaniouds and all the Top cards m the side suits; the ace of cluby, the nee of spades, and the king of spaķis. South then gives spade trick and fets the

ball fur carry the white.

They can take Belr shird dt- fensive trick, a diamond, but then must hand control back to de- clarer. One way or another, South ruity diamond in dummy and a

club in its own hand. prueres, he should. find out tit Have hun length in both diamonth

1 in therefore clear and clubs. that East is quite short in trumps, and Solith can take the trump inesse through West on the basis

rather than Kless of knowledge work.

As a matter of fact, when this type of hand is actually played, the opponents will uften kad triumpy in the hope of stopping a non-existent Cross-ruff. Experts are veryTaży people, Recording to Sam Fry, and hey enjoy making the opponents 30 all the work.

AMHARICOT

BEAN SOUP

NEXT TIME YOU HAVE MUTTON OR.

LAMB, TRY THIS SOUP

FRY A CHOPPED ONION,

IN MARG OR DRIPPING FOR

A MINUTE

OR TWO

DON'T LET

IT BROWN!

WOMANSENSE

THEN

-14-12ID COOKEO ADO... HARICOT.BGANS

A BAY LEAF

A SPRIO OF

PARSLEY AND THE MUTTON BONE

ADD ENOUGH WATER TO

MAKE YOUR SOUP

AND SIMMER FOR 3/4 HOUR

THEN

TAKE

OUT THE

SONE

AND

MCRBS

DANCERS WATCH THE JEWEL PARADE -Some are from Scotland Yard

at

Wearing a tiara, earrings and necklace valued £30,000, model Carol Ander- son picks her way past some of the "ring-side seal” quests at the Jowel Ball at the Dor- chester Hotel,

2. DIAMONDS

The pleasant young man standing next to you in

♥CARD Sense impeccable white tie-and-tails.

Q-Aller three pages your part- ner bids one heart. The next player passes. You hold: Spaden A-Q-7-4-2. Hearts Q-J-3. Diamond 10-8-6-4. club 5. What do you do?

A- one pade, Your partner is parniitted to pass this one-over- "you have passed one bid since

originally: but if he does pass. thero no came la the hand. If you get a second chance, you wEE Show the heart support.

partner

plage

TODAY'S QUESTION After three passes your bides ang heart. The next passes. You hold: Spades A-QJ- 4-2, Hearts Q-3-3-2. Diamonds 10-8- v, Club 5. What do you do?

Answer tomorrow,

CHESS PROBLEM

By M. S. THOMSEN

Black, 10 piecca.

White, 1 pieces. While to play: mate in two.

Solution to yesterday's Problem:

1, Q-RG, any; 2, Q, or R mates.

Check Your

Knowledge

YOU will

You

Economical Cover-Up Apron

which

For pockets, measure 7" to loft of G for I. Draw curve from I to H,

will make the pockets about 7" wide and 7* deep. Cut from H around through I and this gives you yoke and pocket pieces cut out together.

With right sides of two yoko. pieces together, stitch twice all way around neck edge, using a seam.Clip corners, tum right side out. The rounded' comers

nake binding of edge casier.

14

Join straight edges of yoke to centre of front panel of apron at line A-B of diagram. Do this by making scam to right

find this apron so side and covering seam with fat easy to make and economical blas binding. Bind top of In material that we believe you exige of side panels, about 4

pocket. Stitch pocket to raw

will want several, so perhaps you had best pencil it out on paper so you will have a pattern to keep.

Take a square 20" by 38" and fold it lengthwise through cen- tre, fold toward you. B is 5 above A. D is 8" above C. Draw a line B to D. E is 9" to left of D on line B-D. FIM directly above E. Cut line B-D and E-F.

down from top (or narrower)

end

Cover bottom and side edges of pocket with flat.blas binding: Sew bias to top edge of sido panels, allowing blus to extend

yd. beyond selvages for ties, Stich these bias tie strings twice so they will be strong.

Place

panel, wrong sides and raw edges side pieces to front

together. Stitch in a seam. Now make yoke and the Bind this

scam, beginning at Rockets. Fold the material for bottom of apron and continuing these pieces together lengthwise all way to point H of yoke, and through centre and eut selvages letting binding extend 9 be- same as line E-D. On fold line-yond this point for a tle. Bind measure down from G 2" for H opposite side in exactly the and draw a curved line from H sume. Use a "hem to finish to side line, as shown.

27"

the apron.

side panels

Pocket Boke

15° front panel

8/2

fold

BOYS AND GIRLS'

Museum of Unnatural History

-General Tin Told the Shadows About It-

General Tin didn't seem 10 By MAX TRELL

hear this...He went right on. TOW, of course,"

General "The first thing I saw when

entered the Tin the tin soldier, was Į

Museum of History W45

manne-"No politely appraising the quin parade at the Jewel Ball may have been from Scotland saying to Knarf and Hanid, the Unnatural

Yard,

Twelve detectives with Dorchester

to

shadow-children with the turn uniconn." ed-about names, "everyone Hanid said: "I think I know mingled knows about the Museum of what a unicorn is, General Tin. the 950 guests at the Natural History."

It's a sort of horse with # Knart and Hand both nodded. horn in the middle of his fore- Huard Jowels worth more than 3 million "It's

༥

a place where all the head." pounds in the fashion show. stuffed animals are kept," said General Tin nodded. “Right, They were indistinguishable Kharf.

my dear. And a unicorn is a from any olher young men-

Tin, very unnatural animal. Because quite true. The animals there never was such an animal, to the in the Museum of Natural His- It's a make-believe animal. It's they followed models dressing rooms and watched the tory are stuffed. But they were. not natural like a horse, or a girls take off diamond tiaras and all once real natural animals. cow. And the second animal that ncoklaces.

Many of them lived a long, long I saw in this Museum of time ago like the dinosaur Unnatural History was apig which is like an enormous lizard with wings."

about-town at the party...until the said General

Knarf

Nearly

woman every wore diamonds, Princess

and inuch Jargen than an "A pig with wings!" MARIE LOUISE, who arrived elephant. "But," said General shouted in amazement. with Mrs ATTLEE from the Tin, looking suddenly very "Very unnatural animal in- Royal Danish dinner, ware amysterious, "there's another

deed, sald Generat Tin. "You

magnificent diamond tiara and kind of muscum. I once went might look high and low

ALISON

called-shem-it's

"Unnatural history!" "Hand exclaimed.

Dil

necklace.

It's ATTLEE, to the Prime Minister's daughter, called the Muscum of Unnatural over the world and never, never

diamond braceleta History." wore her 21st birthday present from her parents, Her table companion, MIS ANDREE LONSDALE HANDS, exchanged her pearl necklace for £25,000 worth of diamonds when she took part in the pageant,

Comment from a Jewellery expert: "Most of the stuff here is real-but some goms are good paste copies, the real ones are probably staying in bank."

-(London Express Service.)

Attractive Eyelashes

Styes and other forms of in- flammation on the eyelids spoil The reason: your pet fringes. the Infection often destroys the papillae from which the shafts

1. Name the author who emerge so that when one falls a completed the novel "Mystery little understudy will not ap-: of Edwin Drood" by Charles Dickens.

2. What island is called the "Pearl of the Indian Ocean"?.

3. Name the Four Horsemen

of the Apocalypse,

4. What is the number of tooth in a baby's ret, and how many are there in the adult?

6. With what American general do you associate a pearl handled revolver?

d. Where are the blackest people in the Pacific?

(Answere on Page 10)

pear to carry on, as happens when the lids are li a normal, healthy condition.

Misguided teenagera, seized with what they think is a bright idea often trim their loshes, arraying that that, treatmen will make them grow longer and thicker. Growth does not take place at the ends of the shafts, But at the roots, when the new tissica prout forth in tiny over- Iapping scales, Clipping makes the enda stubby and unattraci Live, LEADE

"What's a Museum of Unnat- ural History?" Knari asked.

find

a pig with wings. And I. Saw another animal with wings, too, though it wasn't a bird. It was a horse with wings. It look- ed quite beautiful," he added. "I wish there were horses with wings."

Looked Mysterious Again General Tin looked very

"They certainly would be fun mysterious. Finally he said in a riding," said Kmart. "You'd gal- whisper: "It's the museum where lop along the ground for awhile. animals who never really lived And then, when you came to a are kept."

hul, the horse with wings would Knarf and Hanld said they ay right over it." didn't know how that could be. "Exactly," said General Tin. "I didn't think you'd under- "Lots of the animals in the Mu- stand," General Tin said. "Just 'seum of Unnatural History were let me explain. I remember my the sort of animals that should visit to the Museum of Un- have been real but never were.". natural History very well. It was in a large buliding just around the corner."

Hanid Interrupted to ask: "Around what corner, General?"

General

#Pig 'with.

roo

"And what other animals did you see in the Museum of Un natural History?" Hanid asked.

saw a peacook with eyes in his feathers, sald General Tio, "and a bird called n that Sinbad the Sailor once saw (but which no one else, ever did) and whose wings were so huge that they could cover an entire forest. But the largest and mightiest: and ugliest and fereest and best-known of all the animals in the Museum of Unnatural -History was-w

General, Tin

paused and Emiled. "Can't you guess?" --he said.

I

Krar and Hanid tried to, but couldn't.

You'll be surprised when 'tell you,""

"Please, tell us, General Tin!" "The dragon," and General Tin.: "The "dragon was: the- favourite animal in this wonder- ful Museum of Unnatural Hi- tory!"

Tyd

MAGAZINE

Rupert and the Coughdrop-5

Podgy watches while Rupert stirs the good things and he gets more and more interested. "D'you know. I should like to make this a special kind of toffee," he says, "different in colour and taste, so that people would know that it wasn't ordinary toffer, but our very own, I wonder what I can put in it?" Getting a

chair he opens a cupboard and peers inside. Then he chooses a bottle and uncorks it. “This should do," he mutters.

"It's a fine jedj colour and it anells exciting." Andi he pouta a few drops into the mixture. Suddenly Rupert tums." "There's someone at the door.

he says.

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