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JOHNNY HAZARD-

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T-THOUGHT

Y-YOU WERE...

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BY

.....YEAH, DEAD ONLY NEXT TIME YOU GO GRAVE, ROBBING, „MY CHOULICH CIZL... WAIT." TILL THE CORPSE CHILLS!

OKAY, NOW GIVE IT BACK / I'VE GONE, THROUGH A DEVIL OF A LOT FOR THAT PASSPORT AND DON'T JARAN,

TO LOSE IT NOW.

THE WAY •

by Beachcomber

NE of the firat duties of One must suffer to be ugly

the proposed Ministry OF

of Sport would be to have an enormous

as the a woman known "High Priestess of Beauty" (and also as "n restless human new building dynamo")

I read that, after a erected and to take over lunch party, she once made 12 hoods on their stand various hotels and private ladica

against a wall. Mme. Zaphroma, houses for extra staff. Then Empress of Diet and Com- local and regional Boards

plexion Moguless, says that if would be established all they had chewed radishes while

were standing on Com- they over England, with

heads they would have mittees to organise every eliminated all possibility

game.

time a kind of At the same

with British Sports Council, plenty of the taxpayers money at its disposal, would send out teams to lecture

non-

their

pimples. Mme. Zaphroma, though over 60, can still roll twice round a room with .an empty bucket over her head.

D-BUTÀ, BUT

DOLL SHOT

YOU POINT- BLANK / HOW

DID... F

THE CHINA MAIL, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1950.

"By Frank Robbins-

HAAM.....LOCK'S "THE PAPSPORT A GIVES THE ANSWER TO THAT CLIERY/

| THE BURMECE CON I HAD TUCKED

IN HERE PAID FOR MY LIFE/ STOPPED THE SLUG WITH A

GOOD LUCK "CLUG"}

DUMB-BELLS

WHAT PART OF THE CHICKEN IS THE CROQUETTE, MY

HUSBAND WANTS

CHICKEN CROQUETTES

GAR

THANKE SUNT MAG CHAN ATLANTA

YOUR BIRTHDAY.

are

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 30

JACOBY

MOVE TO SET UP NEW MEDICAL STUDENTS' BODY

MESSAGERIESTM

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"FELIX ROUSSEL”. "LA NARSEILLAISE”

A move to set up a new international medical student organisation of a non-political and non- sectarian character was approved in principle at “LA MARSEILLAISE” the annual general meeting of the British Medical Students' Association in Manchester. The ference was attended by 65 delegates representing 12,000 medical students.

The new organisation was first suggested at a con- ference in Holland during when tho

ON BRIDGE the

Joe Should Learn

To Count The Cards

BY OSWALD JACOBY'

“NICELY played," said Hard

"N Luck Joc.

"Thanks," said Larceny Lou

"Why don't you stop?" asked East Irritably. "You steal the cys teeth out of our heads and then

By STELLA you have the gall to thank us for

it."

Joe looked bewildered, and Lou looked the other way, Lou had that he swindled Joe so neatly still didn't know what had hap- pened.

summer,

British delegation Wis asked to draw up a form of constitution as a basis for discussion.

con-

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FROM U.S. ATLANTIC COAST PORTS The main aims of the pro-

Due about 29th Dec. 1980 posed body are to organise in-which has always been a m.v. "IGADI"

26th Jan. 195103 ternational student clinical challenge to the faith. m.v. "BORGHOLT”* conferences, to provide facil-

and benacity of

SAILING FOR JAPAN, LOS ANGELES ties for the exchange of medi-courage

AND U.S. ATLANTIC COAST cal students between different Alpine climbers may be.

to accessible countries, and to act as liaison

VIA PANAMA CANAL between medical students and tourist with the money for world organisations Unesco and the World Health train fare.. Organisation.

such

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any

m.v. "IGADI" m.y. "BORGHOLT”

a similar pro-

Italian business men plan to Diggory', of reach its 14,000 ft. summit with Mr P. L. C. London, president of the Bri-a railway.

Twice before A350- 11sh Medical Students' clation, told the meeting that ject has been launched.

scheme WIS he attended the congress the International

of

In 1900

Union of

the

Students at Prague in, August quanhed by Edward Whymper to reach the summit) and his to ask if the draft constitution (who in 1805 was the first man could be made basis of co-friends. They obtained 90,000

medical protest signatures. between

operation students of all countries.

THE THIRD ATTEMPT

In 1030 work was started on abandoned a rallway. It was as too expensive.

Now a third attempt may be made.

Already British members of

Corsien on Greenland on cricket, and on golf, and so on. Police would Special Leisure

to patrol remote country have to

that only districis, to ensure holder of licences were playing. They would have right of entry

TF you are born today, your activity. You will always find

-HIGHLY POLITICAL without warrant into any house perceptions are

something alert and

to keep you busy. of harbouring a

You learn easily and Parents of children bern on

He was allowed to bring the player. If, after all this, quick,

the medical thie

before beat us at

highly adaptable

day should in any

manage to

matter San Salvador guli

Don't per- situation.

keep their

Hard Luck Joe, holding the pregeny interested

faculty meeting at the end of basket-ball, a public outery type of

in some definite activity or West cards, opened the king of

the congress. "It was a high-

he might succeed in getting the mit this versatility to keep you life. from having a purpose in

they are opt

to become mis-hearts. Larceny Lou won with

said, ly political congress, unpopular Minister transferred

against chievous. As adults, If you do, you may have to be

*ivery are dummy's ace and cashed the ace

much directed You to a better Cabluct job.

sincere content with

hoping to pleasant medio-

and faithful

the Western Powers. Because lu your and king of spades

as the Swiss Alpine Club and the attachments. You are the typ: drop the queen. When it be

the pro

proposal was described Mrs McGurgle's American erity rather than the outstand-

do battle non-political it was said to be British Mountaineering Council ing success which rightfully to Invite confidence and you came apparent that West had a

be yours.

can hold them Inviolate.

an attempt to split the students are preparing to The stars

You trump trick, Lou cashed three Usc given you talents. will be happiest if wed at

for the alms of the reactionary against what they consider au rounds of clubs and ruffed carly

age, for Your love of dummy's remaining heart in his

forces, and the idea was com- "sacrilege," is strong. hom? You have a ready wit and a

and family

own hand. He then gave

pletely rejected." for the written and

Yout

may like to travel, but you the trump trick to Joe's queen. word. spoken

You would

the whole will want to take family along! make a line lecturer or a good Your of light satire. touts," replied holiday?" asked capabilities

might easily be "Enjoying your

who adapted to the stage, screen or the inspector. "Me "Me

und

"You radio. else?" sald the librarian.

Nothing suits you better than Britishers

bure got sump'n."

change and constant The inspector suggested a drink, continual and they went into a bar. "Stick

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 1 *em up!" cried Mr Chadstone.

MK CHADSTONE, the should

librarian, Was walking have

them well. along the promenade yesterday, when one of the inspectors who had been to Marine House re-gift

cognised him. "Good my writer

said

Inspector. the

Mr Chadstone.

"Er--set

"What's

spector.

am

"Iced

up.

dican

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. yours?" said the in-

woddah-22)-Don't carry all the burden Let others help you, straight." "What else do you yourself.

another reciprocate asked the You drink

"Borbon and rye timel Doctor cald Mr Chadstone,

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home?"

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20) Discuss your future plans

"It's hard liquor, Daley WhizY.with someone who is really in-

The barman having

a bit of ice from the fish-shopterested. Consider advice care-

next door, the brartan

his drinkt appreciatively.

they came said,

I'VE

fully

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. with superiurs the Inspector 19)-Use tact out

Don't attempt to just got to get some on the job. aspirin for my wife There's everstep your authority.

PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 21)--- chemist's shop just there," said Mr Chadstone. The Gain prestige by mastery of a inpsector stared at him, "You're dificult job. picking up English quickly," he alone if necessary.

ARIES sold. "Eh?" said Mr Chadstone.

over

on his guard. "I thought you No matter

can do

(Mar. 22-Apr. 20)—-

how trying people

HOW More

all said 'drug store," explained are, hold your temper. Domes- the inspector. "Aw, goo," re-tle problems are torted Mr Chadstone unrom- easily solved. fortably.

• BARBS

By HAL COCHRAN

COCIETY Woman Robbed Her Home-headline.

in

authority

TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21- Those in

May BSK You can do for co-operation. It without undue

personal hardship,

Check Your

What Knowledge

a sírango place for her to be.

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An Indiana grandmother of 87 cooked dinner for 42 rela- tives. How old must you be to earn a rest?

If the ways

of more wives

more

were mended so would

socks be

Some political machines det stuck in the mud they sling.

Highways play havoc with cross-country trucks, complains a trucking company. That about! ovens things up.

POCKET CARTOON

1. Are Puerto Ricans citizens

of the United States?

2. La Nirvana heaven or helly

3. The South Seas is the familiar name for what part of what occant

4. From what Is strychnine obtained?

5. Is Bermuxis, part of the

¿West Indies?

c

6. Name three breeds dogs that are named for parts of the British ‘Ister. "

(Answers on Page 13)

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Major Normab Brett - James,

It was stated that a further of Mill Hill, N. W., a veteran conference was to be held in climber, who supported Whym- Holland next year and that per la 1900, sald:

Joe looked anxiously at the dummy and saw that a heart re- turn would give Lou a chance to ruff in dummy and discard from

project. Let his own hand Joo therefore

returned the lack of diamonds,

To find what the stars have in store for tomorrow, select your birthday star and read the corresponding paragraph. your birthday star. "be your dally guide.

GEMINI (May 22.Jane 22)- Avoid gossip and don't exag gerate, Avoid reckless actions. show en- optimistic and

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thusiasm.

CANCER (June 23-July 23)- Alert attention and fast think-

avola ing in an emergency can

Expect the Un

mistakes,

expected!

LEO

(July 24-Aug. 23)— No matter what happens, relax! Don't go out looking for trou- ble, either. Maintain optimism. VIRGO (Aug, 24-8ept. 22)— Slow and steady will win today's race. To hurry is to make error in judgement.

ca-

nine European countries were

"I'm too old to fight now- the to disposed favourably

but I count on the younger were They

Great

of mounialn regeneration Belgium, Holland, Britain,

thusiasts to make as much fuss Western Switzerland,

about the railway project as we Sweden, did." Germany,

Austria, Norway,

and Denmark, while five others 31

Australia, Africa,

But the representative of a South Canada, Italy, and France tourist agency said: were also interested.

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West Pass

This was just what Lou had been hoping for. He had made up his

mind to play the diamond SCORPIO (Oct 24-Nov. 22)-honours to be split. He therefore Colour in your wardrobe can won in dummy with the king of prove on exciting life to the diamonds and returned a dis- spirits. Buy something new.

mond, nessing the ten from his own hand. This finesse held. and the ace of diamonds dropped the queen. The rest of the tricks were therefore easy.

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Joe was correct as far as he went. It was perfectly true that ho would give declarer a ruff and sluff by returning a heart. How- ever, this would not allow Lou to make the contract since Lou would still have a losing dia- mond in each band.

It should have been easy for Joe to count the hand out. He know that declarer had started with five. trumps and one heart. The club tuation was also quite clear since East carefully dis carded the 13th club on the trump trick that was given to West AFT SPOTTAGE

This made it obvious that Lou. had four diamonds in his own hand as well as four diamonds in. dummy. One card

from

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Mr Diggory afterwards told

that the now of a reporter ganisation would not be confined that to Western countries, but the door woo open for Eastern in European students to come

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a non-political basis. A resolution was carried instruct- to continue ing the executive

negotiations with

all medical

student organisations,

includ-

ing those in the I.US., with the aim of setting up the proposed organisationL

TUBERCULOSIS

In the annual report reference made to a proposed re- habilitation centre for students recovering from tuberculosis. It was stated that although re- Hable statistics were not avail- able a survey was being made, and it had been estimated that among of T.E. the incidence medical students was five times as great as in other sections of the community.

A philanthropic Institution- WBS not named-had which

to purchase premises, agreed which would be used by both medical and other students, and the object of the scheme, which would be run In conjunction with London University, would be: to enable students to con- tinue their studies while 're- covering from the disease. A similar scheme was in opera-. tion in France.

Was

Professor: G, Jefferson invited to become president of;

your the association for the 1950-1.A

RECRUITS

clarer Very much. Too could NEEDED BY

therefore have returned a third round of hearts.

CHURCH

CHESS PROBLEM dained men a year

By A. HOCHBERGER

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The aim of 800 newly or repro sents "a minimum safety level" states the annual re port of the Central Advisory Council of Training for the Ministry.

From 2,500 to 3,000 men must be maintained in training › at universities and theological col-

recruiting drive of "A great men for the ministry" on Trinity Sunday each year, is, urged by the Council. The report was presented to the Church As semion. sembly at the autumn.s

· About · 1,180 candidates for the thinistry are in training in The theological colleges of ha Church of England. A special day's inquiry, is being conducted, to older review the training

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