1941-08-11 — Page 37

THE CHINA MAIL, AUGUST 11, 1941.39

MUTT AND. JEFF -

I'LL NEVER FORGET HOW COLD IT WAS AT THE NORTH POLE THE TIME I WENT WITH DOC COOK!

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I'LL NEVER FORGET HOW COLD IT WAS AT THE SOUTH POLE WHEN I

WAS WITH ADMIRAL BYRD!

I'LL BET YOU TWO BITS IT WAS

AND I'LL BET, YOU

IT WAS SO COLD WHERE WE WERE

THAT'S NOTHIN' IT WAS SO COLD

COLDER AT THE / TWO BITS THE CANDLELIGHT AT THE SOUTH POLE

NORTH POLE!

IT WASN'T

FROZE AND WE COULDN'T BLOW IT OUT!

EVERYTIME I SPOKE TO THE ADMIRAL THE WORDS CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH | IN CHUNKS OF ICE-

-AND HE HAD

TO FRY THEM

TO SEE WHAT

I SAID!

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A Hundred Chuckles !

Schickelgruber Gets QUEENS ALHAMBRA A Message From Mr. Reynolds

QUENTIN REYNOLDS, THE AMERICAN JOURNALIST WHOSE RECENT BROADCAST TO GOEBBELS FROM LONDON WAS WIDE- LY QUOTED ABROAD, LAST NIGHT SPOKE TO HITLER IN THE SAME VEIN.

"When you made that pact with Russia in 1939 you declared joy- Jously to the Reichstag: 'Russla and Germany fought against one That another in the World War. shall not and will not happeni again."

tribute to the

Then, on December 10, 1940. in a broadcast you paid high people of Russia

the and you declared: 'In

trr- rib struggle the Russian people rose and freed themselves from the clique of power-thirsty mag-

rials and industry.

"Russians remembered what You had said years before un "the present rulers of Russin are blood-

Page 538 of Mein Kampf.

stained criminals, the dregs of

humanity."

"The silent man in the Krem1- remem-

Mr. Reynolds throughout addressed Hit-nates of fuarce, trade, raw mate- ler as Schickelgruber – the Fuehrer's original family name.. After saying it might be wise to change back to the name of Schickelgruber because "none can really be angry at anyone named Schickelgruber and so many are really angry at the name Hitler," Mr. Reynolds made a telling indictment of "Mein Kampf.” I wonder if you believe

us consider the propa- ganda you send outside Germany, Honestly it doesn't

fool anyone

He said: "I and one paragraph | dise. in it very interesting. It is your that now. estimate of the value of propa- ganda.

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"Your actual words are: By these days.

"It fooled Britain and my coun- propaganda with clever and per-1

It fooled Belgium, manent application even Heaven try for years. can be palmed off on people as Holland, Czechoslovakia and Nor- It didn't fool Russia, Hell, and, the other way round, way.

the most wretched life as para- though, did it?

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Tricks Have Failed

On page 539 you said: "Bolshe- vism is an infamous crime against | humanity."

more

The silent man in the Kremlin said nothing but ordered aeroplanes and more tanks.

"No, your propaganda doesn't fool people any more, Mr. Schic- kelgruber.

"Every trick your little gabby man has tried to work in France has falled.

"You'll recall that on June 15 last, in an effort to popularise the once respected but now despis ed Admiral Darlan, he ordered every shop in France to display He or- picture. the Admiral's

both dered every newspaper in occupied and unoccupied France to print a likeness of Darlan on the first page.

The order was obeyed.

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that France published Darlan's picture on page one?

"But did they add, Mr. Schickel- gruber, that almost

half of the papers printed the picture in the Afth column?”

Mr. Reynolds then dealt with the new German propaganda cam- paign which he said, "starts Monday in America.”

Mistake To Wake

The Dead

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He said: "You know. Mr. Schic-. |kelgruber, Britain has eyes and cars all over Europe, even in Ger- many, and here we know all about your new peace offensive. It has died. before it is born.".

Mr. Reynolds finally told Hitler his greatest. mistake was to "awaken, the dead" In Eng-

Jand.

"When you bombed Plymouth, Francis Drake came out of his legendary past to live once more; In the city from 'which he so often salled.

"And when slap-happy Her- mann's futilo fusiliers bombed and machine-gunned lightships, do you think then that Nelson slept?

"Once more Nelson was roused and to-day his spirit rides, the |bridge of every ship that files the

British flagnanaman teni

"It is dangerous to awaken the dead, Mr. Schickelgruber. Do you think then that Wellington slum- bors in his grave or that Allenby slceps? Old soldiers, never die, Mr. Schickelgrüber.

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