1941-04-03 — Page 5

By BUD FISHER

HI, MUTT! HOW DO YOU

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TOUPEE?

UPKEEP ON A TOUPEE? WHAT UPKEEP?

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SO NAVY CAUGHT FLIES

FOR BIRD

A destroyer on patrol miles off the coast had a visitor. Nearly everyone was busy. Busy catching flies. And there aren't many flies to be found on a destroyer in the middle of winter.

But the visitor demanded files. He had fluttered down out of the wind, a gay.coloured, long-beaked bird and, having once found the warmth and hospitality of the mess, was re- luctant to leave.

No

He made himself at home. one could tell what kind of bird he was. He turned up his beak at cornflakes and cheese,

Then, he solved the feeding pro- blem himself. His beak shot out to catch a fly.

That set his hosts searching, In crannies, behind steam pipes, flies were discovered, flicked over to the vialtor.

In a paradise of non-stop fy snapping the visitor lived for three Quys.

HITLER'S FIFTH

COLUMN ORGANISER QUEEN'S & ALHAMBRA

ARRIVES IN CHILE

HERR VON RIETH, who as former Ger- man Minister in Vienna took an active part in the abortive revolt against Chancellor Doll- fuss in 1934, recently arrived in South Ameri- ca and is now in Chile, it was learned yester- day from circles in New York in close touch with events in Latin-America.

Accompanied by General Niedenfuhr, South American specialist of the German Secret Service, von Rieth is understood to be making it his special business to stir up hos- tility to the United States in the southern. hemisphere.

Nazi

Von Rieth has already made, against Chancellor Dollfuss. himself conspicuous through his When, on July 25, 1934. activities in the Argentine where. Fifth Columnists dressed us po- with the active help of local Ger-licemen and members of the Aus- man and Italian Fifth Column sts, trian armed forces, stormed

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he tried to play up the nationalist Chancellory in Vienna and shot United States and Britain, feeling of Argentinians against the Dr. Dollfuss, von Rieth appeared in front of the Prime Minister's headquarters and openly negotiat- firsted on behalf of the insurgents the with Dr. Ley. Minister of Interior.

Extraordinary Incident

It is recalled that in the "But on the third morning," abortive attempt to destroy writes an officer in the destroyer, unity of Austria, von Rieth con- "we found him dead. He was spired with von Rintelen, then buried at sea."

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He suggested the revolt should be called off (it in the meantime had failed in the provinces) on condition that the Austrian Gov- ernment assured a safe conduct to the Chancellor's murderers,

for whom von Rieth promised sanc- tuary in Germany,

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The offer was rejected by Pre- sident Miklas, who said it extraordinary for the diplomatic representative of a friendly neigh- bouring state to act as a parlia- mentarian on behalf of men who had just killed the Prime Minis- ter of the country to which he was accredited.

Fifth Column Organiser

As the revolt had failed in any case, von Rieth was recalled im- mediately by Hitler, who disclaim- ed responsibility for the uprising. Since then little has been heard of von Rieth, who, however, ap- pears to have been the head of the Germán special section of the Foreign Office in charge of Fifth Columns, where he enjoyed high rank as Secretory of State for Foreign Affairs.-Reuter.

HITLER DID NOT MAKE HER CRY

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Her forehead was badly gashed. She never whimpered. She kept on repeating: "Hitler shall not make me cry."

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