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MUTT AND JEFF

-AND

MY FRIEND, DON'T

STAY OUT!

FEEL ANGRY TOWARDS YOUR WIFE! SHE

IS SUFFERING FROM

HYPER-INSULINISM!

I'M THE ONE WHO

DOES THE SUFFERIN'!

WIVES WHO THROW THINGS IN FITS OF TEMPER ARE REALLY SUFFERING FROM A NEW DISEASE KNOWN AS

HYPER-INSULINISM!

YOU NEED NOT DESPAIR, MY FRIEND,

FOR I WILL GO IN AND CURE YOUR WIFE!

:

GONE WITH

5-14

THE CHINA MAIL, JUNE 26, 1940

By BUD FISHER

MY GOOD FRIEND THERE IS NO HOPE LEFT FOR YOUR DEAR WIFE!

THEN THERE'S

NO HOPE LEFT FOR

ME, DOC!

Appeal By O.A.G.

Today's Wireless

12.15 p.m.-Short Service of Inter-

cession.

12.30 p.m.-Mozart-Sinfonia Concer-

tante in E Flat Major. Berlin Phil- harmonic Orch., cond. by Konoye.

1.00 p.m.-Local Time Signal and

Weather Report.

1.03 p.m.-Terence Casey at the Organ. Fifty Years of Song-incl. Soldiers

ZBW 355 M. (845 k.c.'s) and 31.49 M.

9.52 Megacycles

of the King, After the Ball is Over, etc.

Wedding of the Parades. Parade of the Weddings. 1.14 p.m.-Hawaiian Selections.

inning

CONTRACT

(By The Four

Aces)

David Bruce Burnstone, Merwin D. Maier, Oswald Jacoby, Howard Schen- ken .. World's leading Team-of-Four, Inventors of the system that has beaten every other system in existence.

PANICKY PLAY

When a Declarer finds that the first | East ruffed, Declarer would make the lead of a side suit is ruffed, he usually rest; if East failed to ruff, Declarer becomes panicky and draws trumps immediately without considering that perhaps the right way to play the hand is to let the defence ruff again.

North, Dealer

could then draw trumps and concede a trick to West's Queen of clubs.

✡

Yesterday, with neither side vulner- able, you were Oswald Jacoby's part- ner and held: .

K Q 2

♡ Q J 10 ◊ Q 10 9 3 K 10 4

The bidding:

A 6 5

K 10.4 2 AQ 9 8.3

AK

A J 10 7 4

N

A AQ 88

♡ 9

♡ J 7 6 5

◊ 10 5

W

◊ KJ 6 4

♣ Q 876

S

2

3 2

Jacoby

AK 9 2

Pass

Schenken Pass

You

Maler

AQ 8 8

1'A

Рава

07

20

Pass

10 Pass Рауѕ 1NT (7)

J 10 9 54

The bidding:

North

East

South

West

ANSWER:

10

Pass

10

Pass

3♡

Раза

4♡

Pass

Pass Iredbl. Pass

Dbl.

Pass Pass Pass

Pass

West opened the four of spades. East won with the Ace and returned the three-spot. Declarer won with

the King, played heart to dummy's King and led the Ace of clubs. East ruffed

HIGH CARD VALUES

EDUR ACES BYSTEN

ACEDON

3

KING.....2 QUEEN:1 JACK........!?

TOTAL VALUE OF PACK 26 AVERAGE NAPIN 67%

and played the Queen

Your correct bid is to Even though pass.

you have good support for spades, you must remem- ber that your partner passed origin- ally, and

if there is any play for game, he should surely be able to make a stronger bid than two dia- monds on the second round.

Score 100% for pass, 60% for two spades (your partner might bid again and get you too high), 0 for any other bid.

QUESTION NO. 446 Merwin Maier is your partner.

of spades. South ruffed Neither side is vulnerable and you

in dummy, promptly hold: played two

more

rounds of trumps, led

. a. club to dummy's King and now sud- denly found that he had but one entry back to his own hand, that his clubs were not established, and that, in addition to everything else, he had to lead a diamond from dummy. The result was he went down two.

However, if after trumping the spade-in-dummy South had imme- diately played the King of clubs, ho would have made his contract. If ❘ Inc.)

A 9 8 7 6

♡

◊ A 8 6 4

♣ Q 6 3 2

The bidding:

You

Burnatone

Maler

Pass IA

Рава

Pass

.10

INT

Jacoby -Pass

Puss

(-7)

What do you bid? (Answer tomorrow.)

~(Released By The Bell Syndicate,

Sundown in Old Waikiki; All My Life....Elliot's Hawaiian Novelty Liliu E....Lizzie Alohikea. Beautiful Woman....William Ewa- liko with the Royal Hawaiian Glee Club.

Delilah (Waltz); Poeme (Waltz)....

Gino Bordin & His Hawaiians. 1.30 p.m.-Reuter and Rugby Press,

Weather Forecast and Announce- ments.

1.45 p.m.-Dance Music by Billy Cot-

ton and His. Band.

How Many Rhymes can you Get? Toot-toot-tootle on your Flute.

I Ups to Her and She ups to Me. Don't Let that Moon get away. Wish me Luck as you Wave

Goodbye.

me

There's Something Wrong with the

Weather.

Have you Ever been in Heaven. Thanks for the Memory.

6.00 p.m.-Petroushka Ballet (Stravin- 2.16 p.m.-CLOSE DOWN.

sky), London Symphony Orchestra cond. by Albert Coates.

6.36 p.m.--Closing Local Stock Quota-

tions.

6.38 p.m.Burleske (Richard Strauss). Elly Ney (Piano) and The Berlin State Opera Orchestra.

6.56 p.m.-B.B.C. Recording

"The Ogboddy's Outing." A Short Play. 7.10 p.m.-Ballads.

When the Guards- Go Marching By (Barker); When the Sergeant Ma- jor's on Parade (Longstaffe).... Peter Dawson.

Roses of Picardy (Haydn Wood)

...Hubert Eisdell.

Bless this House (Brahe); Soul of Mine (Barns)....Essie Ackland, The Admiral's Broom (Beven).

Peter Dawson.

7.30 p.m.-London Relay-The News. 8.00 p.m.-Local Time Signal, Weather

Report and Announcements. 8.03 p.m.-Relay from Government House An Appeal by His Excel- lency the Officer Administering the Government on behalf of the War Fund organised by the South China Morning Post Ltd.

God Save the King. 8.10 p.m.-Musical Comedy Selections. "Stop Press" incl. How's Chances, You and the Night and the Music, The Beggar's Dream, Lonely Heart, How can I Hold you Close enough, Easter Parade, Confession

.New Mayfair Orchestra.

Petroushka

Ballet

lowing the Drum, Pardon Madame, Mausie, Only One Girl in the World, Land of Song, Goodnight ....Light Opera Company. "Lucky Girl" incl. Under a Star where I was Born, Where have you been all my life, When I Get Eyes on Crazy Rhythm....New Mayfair Orchestra. "The Singing Fool" Theme Song-

Sonny Boy....The Salon Group. 8.35 p.m.-A Variety Programme.

Comedian-The Death of Willie; The Bob Martins and the Coys Dyer.

Comedian Sam's Medal....Stanley

Holloway.

Comedienne-Out in the New Mown

Hay; So Tired....Ann Penn. Yodeller-Yodel all Day; Yodeller's

Dream Girl....Harry Torrani. Vocal--Cheek to Cheek; The Pocco-

lino....Ginger Rogers, Vocal-A Fine Romance; Bojangles

of Harlem....Fred Astaire. Comedian-Please let me Sleep on your Doorstep To-night....Billy Bennett with his Kerbstone Quar- tette.

9.15 p.m.-London Relay-The News

Summary.

9.30 p.m. London Relay-Matters of

Moment.

9.45 p.m.-Reginald Foort at the Organ. Lulworth Cove (Shadwell); Seville (Haydn Wood)....with the B.B.C. Variety Orchestra.

on

a

At the Hunt Ball (arr. Foort). A Day's Hunting (based

Hunting Scene by Bucalossi). 10.00 p.m.-An Hour of Dance Music. Quicksteps-China Boy; Choo-Choo

.The Ballyhooligans. Tangos-Tu Sais; Jalousie....Xavier Cugat & the Waldorf Astoria Orch. Foxtrots-Foggy Day in London;

Nice Work if you can Get it............. Jack Harris' Orchestra. Foxtrot-Deep in a Dream; Waltz- Mexicali Rose....Oscar Rabin and his Romany Band. Foxtrots The Duke Insists; Garden of Weed....Paul Whiteman & his Orchestra.

Foxtrots -- Manhattan Holiday; Amoresque. Jack Harris & his Orchestra..

Tangos-Ventarron; Don Juan....

Orquesta Tipica Victor. Foxtrot-Head Over Heels....Am-

brose & his Orchestra. Foxtrots Cryin' Mood; Pardon My

Love ....

& Fats Waller

his Rhythm

Foxtrot-Cuban Pete; Waltz-At the Close of a Long Long, Day....Joe Loss' Orchestra.

"Viktoria & Her Hussar" incl. Fol-11.00 p.m-CLOSE DOWN.

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