MUTT AND JEFF.
JEFF, BRING ME THE
MALLARD DUCK DINNER,
ICE CREAM, COFFEE,
AND LOAN ME
YOUR PENCIL!
WHAT'S WHILE YOU'RE
GETTING MY THAT
DINNER I'M GOING TO THE WASH ROOM--
FOR?
(SURE!
-AND I DON'T TRUST LEAVING MY SPRING COAT ALONE IN
THIS JOINT!
5-13
Qunih bij
(a champio boxer who will be back in five minutes!
THE CHINA MAIL, JUNE 25, 1940
THAT'S USIN'
THE OLD
BEAN!
By BUD FISHER
?
Taken by a champion Kunnis [who's not coming "back"!
12.15 p.m.
ccasion.
Musical
Comedy
Today's Wireless
Short Service of Inter-
12.30 p.m.-Coleman Hawkins and His
Saxophone.
It Sends Mc
(Hawkins)....with Plano accomp. by "Buck" Washington, After You've Gone (Creamer. Layton); Some Of These Days (Shelton, Brookes) ....accompy by The Ramblers Dance Orchestra with Vocal Chorus, 12.40 p.m.-Primo Scala's Accordeon
Band.
Six Hits of the Day, No. 14.
Intro: Hometown; The greatest mistake
of my life; Ten pretty girls; You're here, you're there; Let-us--be-sweet- hearts over again; Horsey, Horsey. You Needn't Have Kept It A Secret
(O'Connor & Others).
In The Mountains of the Moon (Roberts
& Others).
ZBW 355 M. (845 k.c.'s) and 31.49 M.
9.52 Megacycles
When The Swallows Nest Again (Stevens- [
Edmund).
You Can't Pull The Wool Over My Eyes
(Ager & Others).
....with Vocal Refrains.
Time Signal
1.00 p.m-Local
Weather Report.
and
1.03 p.m.-Dance Music by Harry Roy
and His Orchestra:-
Fox-Trots-The Sheep Were In The Mea-
dow (from 'Going Greek'): A Little Co Operation from You (from 'Going Greck').
Rumba-The Lady Llices To Love.
Ragtime-No Name Rag.
Winning
CONTRACT
(By The Four
Aces)
David Bruce Burnstone, Merwin D. Maier, Oswald Jacoby, Howard Schen- World's leading Team-of-Four, Inventors of the system that has beaten every other system in existence.
ken
ATROCIOUS BIDDING
To-day's hand was submitted to us trumped. East cashed the Queen of as a horrible example of what hap---clubs and Ace of diamonds and led pens when some one makes an un- another diamond. Declarer trumped sound opening bid. Actually, how-with the ten of spades, but West over- ever, the fault lay not with the open- trumped and played the nine. Now the ing bid but with the fact that South best Declarer could do was to salvage insisted on rebidding it also.
three tricks and he was down 2,000.
*
Bruce Yesterday you
were David Burnstone's partner. Both sides were vulnerable, you had 60 on score and held:
South. Dealer
Both sides vulnerable
Q 10 9 7 4 8
◇ K J 9 2
AJ 7 6
AQ:87
4 3 K 8 6 2
N
W
A A ♡ 5
◊ A Q 10 8
K9 3
7 5 4 3 A Q 10
A KJ 10 6 5 2
A J
O 6
A 8 8 4 3
The bidding:
South
West
North
IA
Pass
2♡
4♡
Dbl.
Pass
East 40 Pass
4A
Dbl..
Pess
• Раяв
Pass
If South had been content to pass
East's four-diamond bid, West would
*
A XXX
♡ K Q X
OK Q J XX A KI
The bidding:
Maler
Burnstons
2A
Jacoby Pass
You 10 Pass .(?)
ANSWER: Your correct bid is two notrump. Your partner's two-spade a Slam Invitation, and even bid. is though you have no Ace, your hand is quite strong and you must give him” ne more chance,
Score 100% for two notrump, 60% for three diamonds, 40% for three spades, 0 for pass.
QUESTION NO. 445
have passed also, whereupon East Oswald Jacoby is your partner to-
HIGH CARD VALUES
OF THE
FOUR-ÁCES SYSTEM
ACF 3 KING..2 QUEEN 1. JACK...
would have gone down day. Neither side is vulnerable and
one at his contract. you hold:
As it was, South, without an opening. bid, gave his partner two raises and then, when he was doubled, ran back to his own six-card suit.
K Q 2
♡ Q J 10
◊ Q 10 9 3
K 10 4
The bidding: Jacoby Schenken You
Pass
Pass 10
Maler
Pass
1A ,20
Разв
INT
Pass
Pass
(7)
What do you bid? (Answer tomorrow.)
West The slaughter was terrific. opened a small club. East won with the Ace and played the five of hearts, South finessing the Jack. West won with the King, cashed his King of clubs and now led a heart, which East Inc.) ......
(Released By The Bell Syndicate,
Fox-Trots The Lady's In Love With You (film 'Some Like it Hot'); A Blue Canoe For Two.
Waltz-Ain't Cha Comin' Out? Fox-Trots-That Sly Old Gentleman (Alm
'Eastside of Heaven'); My Heart Be- longs to Daddy.
1.30 p.m.-Reuter and Rugby Press, Weather Forecast and Announce- ments.
1.45 p.m.-Compositions of Mozart.
Edwin Fischer Fantasia In C Minor....
(Plano). Vanish'd Are Y (from The Marriage of Figaro'); Grant, O Love (from "The Marriage of Figaro")....Tiana Lemnitz (Soprano) with Orchestra.
J
"The Magic Flute"-Seven Varlations on the Duet "The Manly Heart" (arr. Bec- thoven)....Emanuel Feuermann ('Cello) and Theo van der Pas (Piano). 2.15 p.m.-CLOSE DOWN.
6.00 p.m.-A Programme of Dance
Music.
Fox-Trots-She's My Lovely (from 'Hide and Seck'); I'm Happy When You're Happy (from 'Hide and Seck')....Ronnie Munro & His Orchestra. Slow Fox-Trot-When Two Love Each Other; Quickstep-Don't You Care What Anyone Says....Gerry Moore (Plano). Fox-Trots-You're Looking for Romance; In Cherry Blossom Lane....Eddie Car- roll & The Casani Club Orchestra. Waltz-I Shall Always Remember You Smiling: Slow Fox-Trot-Lonely....Billy Cotton & His Band. Fox-Trots-I Dream of San Marino; Let Me Dream of Havana....Ronnie Munro & His Orchestra. Tangos-Desconfiale; Novia... Orquesta
Tipica Francisco Canaro. Fox-Trots-Poor Little Angeline: Saddle Your Blues to a Wild Mustang .... Jay Wilbur and His Band.
Fox-Trot-Land of Love; Waltz-Sunshine in Spring....Eugen Wolff & His Orch, Fox-Trots-Words Without Music; That Moment of Moments....Eddy Duchin & His Orchestra.
6.58 p.m.-Closing, Local Stock Quota-
tions. 7.00 p.m.-B.B.C. Recording
Variety".
"Hall
Written and devised by Gale Pedrick.
Production by Roy Speer.
7.30 p.m.-London Relay-The News, 8.00 p.m.-Local Time Signal, Weather
Report and Announcements. 8.03 p.m. Jack
Orchestra.
Hylton
and His
Medley of Old Songs,
Intro: Hold your hand out you naughty boy: Skylark; Navaho; Little Alabama Coon; Sing me to sleep: La Mattchi- che; Maggie Murphy; Another girl at home like Mary: Broken Melody; I'm twenty-one to-day: As your hair grows whiter; Galloping Major....with Vocal. Refrain,
In the
Sibelius Symphony
Sweet Sue (Young).
Grinzing (Benatzky), The Bassoon (Ashlyn).
Ya Got Something There (Ternent-Hart &
Hylton).
Watermelon Fete (Thurban),
Down South (Myddleton arr. Tabbush).
8.33 p.m.-Sea Shanties.
Haul Away, Joe: Why Shall We Do With
The Drunken Sailor (arr, Terry): Fire Down Below: Hullabaloo Balay
(Harris).
The Sailor Likes His Bottle-0; Clear the Track, Let the Bullginc Run (arr. Terry).
John Goss (Baritone) and Cathedral Male Voice Quartet,
Selections from
Musical
8.43 p.m. - Comedy. Rio Rila"-Selection (McCarthy & Tier- ney); "Rio Rita"-You're Always In My Arms....Reginald King & His Orchestra. Comedyland. Intro: Who were You With Last Night?; The Cowslip and the Cow: Watching the Trains Go Out; The Other Department, Please; Don't Have Any More Missus Moore; I'm Taking My Father's Ten; Don't Dilly Dally on the Way: Oh! I Must Go Home To-night; Turned Up; They Bulit Piccadilly For Me: I Stopped, I Looked, I Listened: that Cromwell It's a Bit of a Ruin Knockel About a Bit....Columbia Light Opera Company with Orchestra. "No. No, Nanette"-Selection (Youmans); "Show of Shows"-Selection .... New Mayfair Orchestra with Edward O'Henry (Organ).
""The Cat and the Fiddle"-Vocal Gems (Harbach & Kern)....Light Opera Com- pany with Orchestra,
9.15 p.m.-London Relay-News Sum-
mary.
Relay
- Topical
9.30 p.m.-London
Talk. 9.45 p.m.-Some Welsh Songs.
David of the White Rock (arr. Osborne Roberts)....Leila Megane (Contralto) with Plano.
Song of the Flood (Gwilym Hiralthog & Ap Fychen); Olwen Mine (Crwys).... William Edwards (Tenor) with Harp accomp.
of the My Little Weish Home ('Songs
Welsh Mountains" Williams): All Through the Night (Old Welsh Air)..... Leila Megane (Contralto) with Piano. 10.00 p.m.-Compositions of Sibelius.
Tone-Poem "Tinlandia", Op. 26, No. 7.... Leopold Stokowski & The Philadelphia Orchestra.
Romance, Op. 78, No. 2; Danse Cham. petre, Op. 106, No. 2; Danse Champetre. Op. 106, No. 1....Emil Telmanył (Vio- lin) with Piano accomp. Flickan Kom. Ifran Sin. Aleklings Mote;
Sav, Sav, Suse, Op. 38, No. 4....Marian- Anderson (Contralto) with Plano. Symphony No. 1 in. E Minor, Op. 39.... Symphony Orchestra conducted by Ro- bert Kajanus.
11.00 p.m.--CLOSE DOWN,
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