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Page 16 MUTT AND JEFF

GOSH, EVER SINCE WE'VE BEEN HERE IN ENGLAND

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU ACT LIKE THIS!

NEVER MIND! DO WHAT I TOLD YOU! DRESS UP. LIKE A WOMAN AND

HURRY!

O.K. NOW GET MY BREAKFAST! BURN SOME TOAST TO A CINDER!

FRY TWO BAD E66S, MAKE THE COFFEE LIKE MUD AND BRING IT IN A CRACKED CUP

IT DRIPS DOWN MY

CHIN!

THE CHINA MAIL, APRIL 13, 1940

ANYTHING.

ELSE, MUTT?

By BUD FISHER

YEH, NOW SIT.

| DOWN AND NAG ME-

I'M HOMESICK!

A Relay of Association &

Rugby Football

Today's Wireless

12.15 p.m.-Short Service of Intercession. 12.30 p.m.-Dance Music by Jimmy Dorsey

and Duke Eington Orchestra.

Fox-Trots Back to Back (from 'Second Fiddle'); The Lamp is Low.....Jimmy Dorsey & His Orchestra.

Slow Fox-Trot-Black and Tan Fantasy; Fox-Trot-Black Beauty....Duke Elling- ton & His Orchestra.

Fox-Trot-Garden of the Moon (from the

film);

ZBW 355 M. (845 k.č.'s) and 31.49 M. ·

9.52 Megacycles

Plano The King's Horses, (Gay & Gra- Tin ham): Medley of Marches, Intro: Can Fusiliers; Toy Town Parade; Toy Drum Major: Toy Town Artillery: Co- lonel Bogey ....Rate Da Costa.

Vocal The Cowboy's Dream, (arr. Slow Fox-Trot--Love Is Where You Find It (film 'Garden of the Moon') ...Jimmy Dorsey & His Orchestra. Fox-Trot-Three Little Words....Duke El

lington & His Orchestra.

Fox-Trots-Wah-Hool; T'Ain't No Use....

Jimmy Dorsey & His Orchestra.

1.00 p.m.-Local Time Signal and Weathor

Report.

1.03 p.m.-Rale Da Costa, Geraldo and His

Rumba Orchestra and The Hill Bitties.

Hill Billies): Where I Ain't Been Before (film 'Wells Fargo').....The Kill Billies with Their Own Novelty Accomp. Rumba Rumbaland, Intro: La Cucara- cha; Marianna; The Song of the Slave; Carioca; Sweet Muchacha; Bananas... Geraldo & His Rumba Orchestra. Vocal-My Little Buckaroo (film 'Strange Laws'); Across The Great Divide (Cox & Others)....The Hill Billies with Their

Winning

CONTRACT

(By The Four Aces)

David Bruce Burnstone, Merwin D. Maler, Oswald Jacoby, Howard Schen- ken.

World's leading Team-of-Four, Inventors of the system that has beaten every other system in cxistence..

EASILY FOOLED-

To-day's hand provided some in- teresting fireworks in a recent Dupli- catę game at the Cavendish Club in New York City. At every single table South played the hand at some num- ber of spades, but the contracts varied from four to six. In several instances five spades doubled was made, and at one table South actually bid and made a Small Slam although his opponents held three Aces. A little deception helped.

Duplicate Bridge

South, Dealer

Neither side vulnerable

K QJ 10 4

◊ 8.5 3

AKJ972

East won

into thinking that his partner held the Queen. While we claim that East was very naïve, it succeeded. the trick with the club Ace and re- turned a club. Of course South then. won all the rest of the tricks.

The heart return should have been completely obvious, for if Declarer had held the Ace, he would simply have run off dummy's drawn trumps and heart suit. In other words, just plain. common sense should have told East that 'if South had held the Ace of to not have had hearts, he would

bother with the club suit at all.

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Yesterday, with both sides vulner- able, you were Oswald Jacoby's part- ner and held:

♡ A 10 x I

J 4 A 8 3 AKQJ

4 8 5 2

♡ 9 7 0

W

7 2

10 9 8 4 A8 3.

AK x x x KQ10 x

$ 5

The bidding: Schenken

AK Q100 7 63 6 2

# 9.10 4

The bidding:

Bouth West

50 ДЫ,

North Bast B♡ Рава Рава Pass

BA Paps South was out. for a top score and he thought that he would have a good chance for his Slam provided (a) a diamond was opened,

FISH GARS VALUCH OF THE

FOUR-ACKS EYETER-

ACE

KING QUEEN 1 JACK...

You (7)

Jacoby Maler Рабо

Pasp

ANSWER: Bid four notrump. This is a conventional artificial bid made only with a very powerful hand. It demands a takeout by partner in his best suit.

Score: 100% for four notrump, 50% for double, 40% for Ave clubs (can rescue if doubled,) 80% for five dia- monds.

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QUESTION NO. 883

You are Merwin Maier's partner,. and (b) North turned. Both"; sides are vulnerable and you up with the "tops" in hold: hearts.

10 x x x

The bidding:

Burnstone Yon Schenken Maler

Pass Радв

4N'T

Pass

Sure enough, West opened a diamond, but South experienced a sinking' feeling as he gazed at the Ace-less dummy. He decided on a simple subterfuge that could not hurt and might possibly deceive his opponents. After trump- Ing the diamond, Delcarer led the club ten and covered with the King 'from dummy. His plan was to dece East... Inc,)

What do you bid?·· (Answer tomorrow.)

(Released By The Bell Syndicate,

Own Novelty Accomp. Plano "Waltz Time"-Medley

(Strauss,

arr, Levy)....Rate Da Costa. 1.30 p.m.-Reuter and Rugby Press, Weather

Forecast and Announcementa.

1.46 p.m.-Variety with Ivy St. Helier, The Six Swingers and Herman Darewski and His Band.

Orch. w. Vocal-When The Sergeant Ma- for's On Parade (Longstaffe): The Army, The Navy and The Air Force (Darewski) ....Herman Darewskl & His Band with Vocal Retrain by Cyril Norman. Imitations-Our Friends the Stars....Nel-

son Keys and Ivy St. Helier. Fox-Trots-Frankie and Johnnie; Where Is

Alexander?....The Six Swingers. Entertainer-Virginia and Her Momma (Overheard by Ivy St. Helier)....Ivy St. Heller at the Piano.

Orch. Honolulu (from the film); Boomps-

A-Daisy.....Herman

His Darewski &

Band with Vocal Refrain. 2.15 p.m.-CLOSE DOWN.

6.00 p.m.-Mozart-Concertante Sinfonie for Violin and Viola. Albert Sammons' (Vio- lin) and Lionel Tertis (Viola) with the London Philharmonic Orchestra cond. by Sir Hamilton Harty.

6.31 p.m.-Spanish Music.

Fete-Dieu. A Sevillc (Albeniz, arr. Stokow. ski)....Philadelphia Symphony Orchestra cond. by Leopold Stokowski. Sevilla (Albeniz) ..... Arthur Rubinstein

(Piano).

Sentir Gitano (Moro-de Aquino-Arenillas};

Un Barberillo Alegre (Media-Villa-Pra- do).... Conchita Supervia (Mezzo-So- prano) with Orchestra. Spanish Dance (Granados-Kreisler)..... Yehudi Menuhin (Violin) with Piano, Aragon-Fantasia (Albeniz); Puerta

Tierra (Bolero (Albeniz)*;...Orquesta Sevilla cond. by Joaquin Roberti. 6.50 p.m.-Closing Local Stock Quotations. 7.00 p.m.-Compositions of Edward. German, Glorious Devon....Robert Radford· (Bass)

with Plano.

De

Merrie England-Vocal Gems.....Miriam Licette, Clara Serena, Francis Russell, Dennis Noble, Robert Carr, and Chorus, with Orchestra.

Four Jolly Sailormen (from 'A Princess

of Kensington')....Francis Russell, Par ry Jones, Raymond Newell and Harry Dearth with Plano.

"Henry VIII" Dances.....New Symphony Orchestra cond. by Dr. Malcolm Sargent, A Princess of Kensington-Selection........... The Regimental Band of H.M, Grenadier Guards cond. by Capt. George Miller. 7.80 p.m.-London Relay-The News. 8.00 p.m.-Local Time Signal, Weather Re-

port and Announcements.

Doris

8.03 p.m.--Variety with Elsie and Wators, Len Bermon and Others, Piano & Orch.-According to the Moon- light (Alm 'George White's Scandals'); It's An. Old Southern Custom (Allm .Carroll 'George White's Scandals').. Gibbons & His Boy Friends with Vocal by Marjorie Stedeford. Comediennes-In The Parlour When the

Company's Gone (Western); Park Your self Close to Me (Flynn-Butler)....Elsie

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Mozart Concerto And

"At The Black Dog"

& Doris Waters.

Fox-Trota-Chinese Rhythm; Weakness.............

Cab Calloway & His Orchestra. Hawaiian Orch.-Valse

Bleue (Margis): Ciribiribin (Pestalozzi)....Gino Bordin & His Hawallans with Vocal Refrain. Vocal-I'll Bet You Tell That To All The Boys (Tobias-Stept); Nothing's Blue But The Sky (Newman-Spina)....Len Ber- mon with Orchestra.

Slow Fox- Fox-Trot-Quivering Quavers;

Trot-Dance of the Gadfly.....Otto Do- brindt & His Plano Symphonists. Comediennes-In High Society (E. & D. Waters); Wedding Bells (E. & D. Waters) ....Elsie & Doris Waters.

Black

8.45 p.m.-London Relay-"At The

Dog". Mr. Wilkes at home in his own bar-parlour.

9.15 p.m.-London Relay-News Summary. 9.30 p.m.-Local sport results. 9.32-p.m.-Songs by Turner Layton' at the

Plano,

A Marrlage Has Been Arranged (Hayhurst & Mayer); A Rendezvous with a Dream (film 'Poppy'); Alone Again (Wooda). 9.42 p.m.-The Russian Novelty Orchestra.

Waltzes-Broken Life (arr. Schwartz);

Tosca (arr. Schwartz).

Waltz of the Lost Love (arr. Schwartz). His Dreamy Waltz (arr. Schwartz), 9.55 p.m.-Light Variety, "

Memories of Lehar Vocal Gems, Intro: You are my heart's delight; Love's Me- lody; Smokeland; Gypsy Love.....Light Opera Company with Orchestra, Jerome Kern Melodies (arr. Henry Hall), Intro: There's a hill beyond a hill; Blue Eyes; Dancing Time: Look for the SII- ver Lining; She didn't say yes; Whose baby are you; Who: Moon Love; I've told ev'ry little star; Wild Rose....New Mayfair Orchestra with Vocallats. Alice Delysia Memories. Intro: If you could care for Me; Minon; I Like a Man Please Do it Again: Sometimes when I am Far: Away.....Alice Delysia (Soprano) with Orchestra.

10.15 p.m.-Dance Music.

Fox-Trot-I Poured My Heart Into A Song (film 'Second Fiddle')....Jack Hylton & His Orchestra.

Slow Fox-Trot-My Heart Belongs to Dad-

Gentlemen dy; Fox-Trot-Most

Don't Like Love....Jack Hylton & His Orch. Waltz-Mexicali Rose (from 'Rhythm on the Ranch'); Fox-Trot-Deep In A Dream....Oscar Rabin & His Romany

Band.

Fox-Trots--What Goes Up Must Come Down (from 'Cotton Club Parade'); Don't Worry 'Bout Me (from 'Cotton Club Parade')....Geraldo & His Orch.

Antillana Rumbas-International Rumba;

...Lecuona' Cuban Boya. Fox-Trots There's Something Wrong with the Weather; I Never Knew Heaven could Speak (film 'Rose of Washington Square')....Jack Harris & His Orch. Tango-Black Orchids; Spanish March-A Ball In Madeira.....Oskar Joost Tango Orchestra.

Fax-Trots-White Salls; It Seems Like Old Times....Ruby Newman & His Orch, 11.00 p.m.-London Relay London Log'. 11.15 p.m.-London Relay-Assoolation Foot- ball at Wemblay-England V. Wales, Wakelam's commentary on Rugger. 12.00 midnight.-CLOSE DOWN.

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