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MUTT AND JEFF

HELLO! WHO? NO, YA GOT THE WRONG NUMBER!

THE CHINA MAIL, MARCH 2. 194

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By BUD FISHER

AIN'T

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CARD?

London Relay: "The Nazis

At War"

12.15 p.m.-Short Service of Intercession.

Today's Wireless

12.30 p.m.-THE COMEDY HARMONISTS.

Liebesleld (Marischka-Kreisler) Humoreske (Longsfelded-Dvorak) In A Persian Market (Ketelbey) Solitude (de Long-Ellington)

SYMPHONY

....with Plano accompaniment.

LIGHT 12.43 p.m. --- NEW

ORCHESTRA. "Jewels of the Madonna'Intermezzo. (Wolf-Ferrar) Introduction to Acts 2 & 3. "Monsieur Beaucaire"-Selection (Rosse,

arr. Bucalossi)..

1.00 p.m.Local Time Signal and Weather

Report.

1.03 p.m.-PATRICIA ROSSBOROUGH AT

THE PIANO.

Going Greek-Selection.

ZBW 355 M. (845 k.c.'s) and 31.49 M. 9.52 Megacycles

Gangway--Selection.

52nd Street-Selection.

China Doll Parade (Zamecnik).

1.15 p.m.-JOHNNY - JOHNSON AND HIS

ORCHESTRA.

Fox-Trois-Is It True What They Say

About Dixie?; Rhythm Saved the World:

I Feel Like A Feather In The Brecze (Alm

'Charm School'); Eeny Meeny Miney Mo (film To Beat the Band'); All My Life (film 'Laughing Irish Eyes').

Winning

CONTRACT

(By. The Four: Aces)

David Bruce Burnstone, Merwin D. Maler, Oswald Jacoby, Howard Schen- ken...

World's leading Team-of-Four, Inventors of the system that hai heaten every other system in existence.

HIGH GARÐ VALUES OF THE FOUR-ACES SYSTEN

BACE....... 3.

NO TRUST, NO BUST

won

While a suspicious nature is not the He was quickly disillusioned. East most endearing of human qualities, it won this trick with the heart Jack and is very

necessary in Bridge. Good cashed the Ace, then forced South's players suspect that last trump with another spade, Now, most of their oppon-much too late, Declarer knocked out ent's bids and plays the diamond Ace. West then are made merely for two more spade tricks and his part- the purpose of de-ner a trump trick to set the contract ceiving them. The four tricks. South player in to- day's hand dently not type. East that he was

KING..2 QUEEN.1 JACK...

TOTAL, VALUE OF PACK BA

MERADE MANO 57%

South of course should have played was evi-safe by knocking out the diamond of this Ace immediately. He could then have thought | continued diamonds, forcing East to nice, trump, so that his losers would have guileless fellow for a simple false-consisted only of four trump tricks card fooled him completely,

North, Dealer

Both sides vulnorable

A A 8 8

♡ K 10 5

◇ Q J.9.2 44 74

A J 10 9 61

5

AKQ74 ♡-A QJ 3

W

J:10-6,8

0 A 8 7 3

9 62

A $

♡ 9 8 7 6 8

K 10 8:4

♣ KQ I

The bidding:

North East

South

10

Dbl.

20

4♡

West

14 Рава

10 BA

40 Dbl. Pass Pasr

and the diamond Ace. When one gets into a bad doubled contract such as this, it is best to play safe rather than take a wild chance to make it.

*

*

Yesterday you were Howard Schen- ken's partner and held:

AK XXX

A XX

◊ X.I

A KII

The bidding:

You

Jacoby Schenken 14 Pass (7)

Burnstons Раба

ANSWER: Your correct bid is three spades. Now if your partner has a sound raise, he will go on to game;

Score 100% for three spades, 70% for four spades (an overbid), 40% for pass.

QUESTION NO. 348 You are David Bruce Burnstone's partner and hold:/

Pass

Against four, hearts doubled, West opened a spade and dummy's Ace won, South led a club to his hand, then led the nine of hearts, playing small from dummy. East decided that he had nothing to lose by false-carding, and thus won the trick with the Queen instead of the Jack. The spade return forced South and he then played a second trump. Declarer evidently thought to himself: "West must have the heart Jack; therefore I will lose only two heart tricks and the diamond Ace, and make my doubled contract," | Inc.)

♡

: 3NT

J. I; The bidding: Darnatona · Mater.

Pass

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(1)

Jacoby

What do you bid? (Answer: Monday.)

(Released by The Bell Syndicate,

1.30 p.m.-Reuter and Rugby Press, Weather

Forecast and Announcements.

1.45 p.m.-JOSEPHINE' BAKER, LES AL. LEN AND PRIMO SCALA'S ACCORDEON BAND..

Vocal-The Loveliness of You (film 'You Can't Have. Everything'); Afraid to Dream (film 'You Can't Have Every thing')....Josephine Baker with Orch. Vocal—I'll · Sing You A Thousand Love Songs (flm Cain and Mabel').... Les Allen with Orchestra. Accordeons-In The Mountains of the Moon (Box & Others); You Needn't Have Kept It A Secret (O'Connor & Others)..... Primo Scala's Accordeon Band with Vocal Chorus).. Vocal-Partir Sur Un Bateau Tout Blanc

(from Folles Bergere Revue 'En Super Folles")....Josephine Baker with Orch. Vocal-When Old Friends Meet Again (Tobias & Potter); Don't Kiss Me Good- Night (David & Meyer).....Les Allen with Orchestra.

2.15 p.m.-CLOSE DOWN. 8.00. p.m.-SCHUBERT — PIANO QUINTET IN A MAJOR, OP. 114 ("TROUT" QUIN- TET). Wilhelm Backhaus (Piano), Man- geot (Violin), Howard (Viola), Withers ('Cello) and Hobday (Double-Bass).

6.33 p.m.-SONGS BY HEINRICH SCHLUS-

NUS (BARITONE).

To Sylvia (Schubert); Spring will Come

(Schubert)....with Piano accomp. Largo Al Factotum ("The Barber ΟΙ Seville-Rossin!) with Orchestral

accomp.

6.43 p.m.-Closing Local Stock Quotations. 4.45 p.m.-ALBERT SANDLER AND HIS ORCHESTRA WITH RICHARD CROOKS (TENOR) AND NAN MARYSKA (SO. **PRANO).

Softly Awakes My Heart ('Samson & De-.

lilah'-Saint-Saens);

Serenade (Tosell)

........Albert Sandler & His Orchestra. Rio Rita (from the flim); Only A Rose (Alm 'The Vegabond, King')...........Richard Crooks (Tenor) with Orchestra,

My Dream Memory (Theme Song ''Street Girl'); Give Me Back My Heart (from 'Symphony in Two Flats' Novello) ....Albert Sandler & His Orchestra.` Nightingale Song (Zeller); Don't Be Cross (Zeller)........Nan Maryska (Soprano) with Orchestra.

Down In The Forest (Sir L. Ronald); La Tosca-Fantasie (Puccini-arr: Tavan). ....Albert Sandler &.His Orchestra,

I Love You So ('The Merry Widow'-Le- har); Kathleen Mavourneen (Crawford- Crouch)....Richard Crooks (Tenor) with Orchestra.

Black Eyes-Russian Impression (Fer- rarís); Souvenir D'Ukraine (Ferraris) ........Albert Sandler & His Orchestra 7.30--p.m.-LONDON RELAY-THE NEWS. 8.00 p.m.-Local Time Signal; Weather Re.

port; and Announcements.

Dance Music: "Yes Madam?” With Bobby Howes

Vocal-A Lot Of Nonsense....Murray and

Mooney with Plano.

Orch.-El Relicario (Padilla)....Geraldo's

Gaucho Tango Orchestra. Vocal-You Gave Me Everything But Love (Koehler-Arien); This Time It's Love (Koehler-Hayes),....Adelaide. Hall with

Piano.

Orch.-Plain Jane (Sid Phillips); Hulla- baloo (Sid Phillips)....Ambrose & His Vocal-I Must See Annie To-night (Friend- Franklin); Holtz Myer and Cohen (Sonin-Davis)....Max Bacon with Orch. 8.30 p.m.-LONDON RELAY-"THE NAZIS AT WAR", An Epilogue to "The Shadow of the Swastika".

9.16 p.m.-LONDON RELAY-NEWS SUM-

MARY.

9.30 p.m.-DANCE MUSIC,

Fox-Trots-Call Me A Taxi; I Hear You Talking....Four of the Bob Cats (Select- ed by Paul Whiteman for his All-Ameri- can Swing Band). Fox-Trots Jump Jump's Here; The Spider, and the Fly....The Milt Herth Quartet.

Tangos-Vision; Red Roses....Emil Roosz

& His Orchestra.

Fox-Trot-Ride, Tenderfoot, Ride (film

'Romance and Rhythm'),

Waltz-Never Break A Promise ............. The

. Organ, The Dance Band and Me." 9.55.pim.-LONDON, RELAY - COMMENT. ARY ON THE OXFORD & CAMBRIDGE BOAT RACE.

10.15 p.m.YES MADAM ?”!

Bobby Howes, Binnie Hale and Company with the Hipodrome Theatre Orchestra conducted by Joseph Tunbridge, " 10.50 p.m.-DANCE MUSIC.

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Swing Fox-Trot-I'm Away Up High. Fox-Trot-Plastered In Paris..........The Band

Waggoners.

Fox-Trot-There's A Brand, New Picture

In.. My Picture Frame....Horace. Heldt... & His Alemite Brigadiers. 11.00 p.m.-LONDON: RELAY — "LONDON

LOG", 11.15 p.m.-DANCE MUSIC.

Slow Fox-Trot-Ida Sweet As Apple Cider. Quickstep-Nellie Dean....The Six. Swin-

gers.

Swing Fox-Trots-Ring Demi Bells; "I'm In The Mood for Swing....Lionel Hempton & His Orchestra. Fox-Trots-Ferdinand The Bull (from the film); Lillian....Horace Heidt & His Brigadiers.

Waltzes Charmaine: What'll I Do..... Josephine Bradley & Her Ballroom Orch. Fox-Trots--If This Is Only The Beginning:"

You Started Something.....Billy Ter nent's Rhythm. Tangos-Nada Mass; Frlo......Orquesta

Tipica Francisco Canaro. Fox-Trots-Dardanella; The Bells of St..

Mary....Horace Heidt & His Brigadiers. Fox-Trot-I'm Singing A Song for the Old

Folks....Billy Cotton & His Band,

| 8.05 p.m.—SHORT VARIETY PROGRAMME,!12.00 midnight.-CLOSE DOWN.

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