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MUTT AND JEFF ·

MISTER, IF THERE EVER WAS A HAM ACTOR THAT BUY

IS IT!

RADIO AND STAGE COMEDIAN

YOU MEAN COL. BOTZ,

THE COMEDIAN?

COMEDIAN?-WHY, } }-HAVE YOU THAT GUY'S ABOUT AS FUNNY AS A

BROKEN.CRUTCH!

EVER MET

HIM IN PERSON?

MO, AND ITS A GOOD THING I HAVEN'T! I'D MOST LIKELY

POKA-HIM IN THE NOSE!

KOOL. BOTZ

AT THE

RADO AND

ĮSTAGE COMEDIAS

THE CHINA MAIL, JANUARY 13, 194

By BUD FISHER

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

1. GOTTA CATCH

MY BUS! WELL,

SILONG!

COL.BOTZ

AT THE

13 THEATRE,

London Relay: "Shadow Of

The Swastika“

Today's Wireless

12.15 p.m. Short Gervice of inter-

cassion.

A

12.30 p.m.-- Hubert Eladell (Tenor)

and the Orchestre Raymonde. Electric Girl (Helmburgh-Holmes);

Night On The Waves (Finnish Waltz Koskimas)....The Orchestre Raymonde. Love's, Song Is Sung (Salmon & Russell); Looking For You (Taylor & Sanderson) ....Hubert Eisdell (Tenor) with Piano. Only A Rose (from The Vagabond King*--- Friml); Song of the Vagabonds (from "The Vagabond King'-Friml)....Orches- tre Raymonde.

A House Love Made For You and Me (Johnstone & E. Coates); Stars and A Crescent Moon (Black & E. Coates)..... Hubert Eladell (Tenor) with Violin 'Cello and Plano.

ZBW 355 M. (845 k.c.'s) and 31.49 M.

9.52 Megacycles

Berceuse monde. 1.00 p.m.- Local

Weather Report. 1.03 p.m.-B.B.C. RECORDING—"Fly. Ing High" Part 1. Written and ar- ranged by Alan Russell and Charles Brewer.

(Jarnefelt).....Orchestre Ray-

Time Signal and

Rugby Press, 1.30 p.m.-Reuter and

Weather Forecast and Announce.

ments.

1.45 p.m.-TANGOS AND WALTZES,

Winning

CONTRACT

(By The Four Aces)

David Bruce Burnstone, Merwin D. Maler, Oswald Jacoby, Howard Schen- ken ...

World's leading Team-of-Four, Inventors of the system that has beaten every other system in existence.

AN OPPORTUNIST

Although correct defence could have defeated the hand shown below, care- ful play, following a slip by West, en abled William D. Lee of Evanston, Ill., to make his contract.

North, Dealer

Both sides vulnerable

AA 6 42

♡ J 6

◇ A 5 4

♣AQ 98

J 9 8 3

K 7 5

♡ Q 9 3 2

♡ 10 6

W

O QJ 7

J 10 7

404

оке

КБ 4

Q 10

AKB 74

0 10 9 8 3 2

* ?

Mr. Les

The bidding:

North East

1 14 80 4♡

Раза

6 3

Weat South Pas 1♡

.PARS .Pass 20 · Pasa

Pass

· Pass J♡ Pa88

Dbl. Pass Раза • Pass

Mr. Lee states that his bid of three hearts and his partner's raise to four were both slight overbids.

The three of spades was opened. East won with the King and returned the suit, Mr. Lee winning with the Queen and leading the four of hearts. Now if West had gone right, up with the Queen, he could have beaten |

+

HIGH CARD VALUKS

ACE

2

KING QUEEN 1 JACK. T

club with his one remaining trump, thereby making five trump tricks, two clubs, two spades and a diamond for his contract, and allowing the unfor- tunate West to use his high trump to trump his partner's trick at the finish.

*

*

农

Yesterday you were Declarer at six spades on the following hand:

J 10 x x x I

♡ A XXX

♣A KI (Dummy)

N [W_E

(You)

AKQXXXX

III

X X X

The King of diamonds was opened. What do you play to Trick No. 17

ANSWER: You trump in dummy and discard a low heart from your own hand. Now if hearts break three and three, you can concedo one heart trick and eventually set up the thir teenth heart in dummy for a discard- of your losing club.

Score 100% for correct play, Ú for any other play.

¿QUESTION NO. 307

You are Merwin': Maier's partner,

the hand. But he made your side is vulnerable and you hold:

the mistake of playing the deuce, whereupon dummy's Jack won the trick. Mr. Lee now cashed the Ace-King

zofihearls, discarding a small diamond. trom dummy, led the club and finessed, cashed the Ace of

74 A.Q.63

∙K 10 8

The bidding:

Dbl

Pass 110

(1)

Beethoven's “Appassionata” Sonata

Intr

Tommy Handley And His Pals". Daisy Bell: Don't dilly dally on the way Nellie Dean; Oh, you beautiful Doll; Th Spaniard that blighted my life; Hell Hello, who's your lady friend; At Trinit Church; Lily of Laguna; The Man wh broke the Bank; Knees up, Mothe Brown.

Waltzes-Raisins and Almonds (Goldfaden -arr. Phil Green); Rehearsing A Luba- by (Goodhart-Hoffman)....Phil Green &18.30 p.m.-LONDON RELAY — "Sha] His Rhythm with Vocal Refrain. Tangos-Jingle Bells (Bohr); Twilight

(Donato)....Argentine Tango Orchestra.

dow of the Swastika” — Episode The Swastika Spreads.

Waltzes-Mountain Life (Stucki); Oh. Isa-19.15 p.m.-LONDON RELAY —

bella (Telch)....Tessin Band. Tangos A Firewell Letter (Lesso-Va

Jerlo); A Love Letter (Lesso-Valerio).... Heinz Huppertz & His Orchestra. Waltzes-Throw Open Wide Your Window Strauss-Stanley); Espana Waltz (Waldteufel)....Sydney Kyte & His Pic- cadilly Hotel Band,

(J.

2.16 p.m.-CLOSE DOWN.

6.00 p.m.-BEETHOVEN - Sonata In F Minor, Op. 57 ("Appassionata”), Rudolf Serkin (Piano).

6.26 p.m.-WAGNER—"Rienz!" Over. ture and Excerpts from his Operas. "Tannhauser"-Elisabeth's Greeting. "Lohengrin"-Elsa's Dream..... Elisabeth

Rethberg (Soprano) with Orchestra, "Rienzi" Overture..... Philadelphia Sym- phony Orchestra cond. by Leopold Sto- kowski,

Death-

"Gotterdammerung”-Siegfried's

Brunnhilde! Hollest Bridel......Lauritz Melchior (Tenor) and the London Sym- phony Orchestra cond. by Professor Ro- bert Heger.

Grand Fantasia On "The Mastersingers of Nuremburg” (arr. Weninger)....Sym. cond. by Clemens phony Orchestra Schmalstich.

7.00 p.m.-Closing Local Stock Quota.

tions.

7.02 p.m.-The Band of H.M. Grenadier

Guards.

Marching with Sousa. Intro: Stars and Stripes: Fairest of the Fair: The Gladia- tor March: Liberty Bell March; Wash. Ington Post: King Cotton; El Capitan; Manhattan Beach.

(Waldteufel-arr.

The Grenadiers Waltz

Winterbottom).

S

17.15 p.m. — CONSTANT LAMBERT

The Rio Grande. The Halle Orches tra (Solo Piano: Sir Hamilton Harty) with The St. Michael's Singers con- ducted by Constant Lambert. 7.30 p.m.-

LONDON RELAY

News.

The

8.00 p.m.--Local Time Signal, Weather

Report and Announcements.

8.03 p.m. VARIETY,

Vocal-The Vagabond King"

(Friml)-

Huguette; Love For Sale...Norah Blaney (Soprano) with Plano.

Vocal & Plano-Blossoms On Broadway (from the film); Remember Me? (Alm "Mr. Dodd takes, the Air')....Leslie Hut chinson.

Vocal- Little Swiss Whistling Song (Parr- Davies)....Bebe Daniels and Ben Lyon with Orchestra: Deep Purple (de Ross, Paris)....Babe Danièls with Orchestra. Vocal Let's All Join In The Chorus With

Summary.

9.30 p.m.-Primo

Band.

New

Scala's Accordeo

When The Swallows Nest Again (Steven

Edmund).

You Can't Pull The Wool Over My Eye

(Ager-Mencher).

H-Billy Medley. Intro: The Last Roun Up: Will the Angels play their Harps fo Me: Home on the Range: Wagon Wheels Ole Faithful; Roll along, Covered Wagor 9.43 p.m.-B.B.C. RECORDING—“Hal Variety". Written and devised b Gale Pedrick. Production by Ro Speer.

10.13 p.m.-DANCE MUSIC.

Fox-Trots-Howdy, Cloudy Morning? Th Spider and The Fly......Nat Gonella His Georgians. Waltzes-Dearest Love (from 'Operette'] Where Are The Songs We Sung (froz 'Operette')....Carroll Gibbons & the Si voy Hotel Orpheana. Quicksteps-Moon Love; Make Believe... >Victor Silvester & His Ballroom Orch. Tangos-Callecita De Mi<Novia: Olvidam ....Orquesta Tipica Francisco Canaro, Fox-Trots-Lel's Stop The Clock: There A Ranch In The Rockies....Geraldo His Orchestra. Waltz-Liitle Sir Echo: Fox-Trot-W Speak of You Often....Guy Lombardo His Royal Canadians. Rumba-Let Me Whisper, I Love You: I Conga Bilcott....Don Marino Barreto His Cuban Orchestra. Fox-Trot-Gone (film 'Love on the Run

....Roy Fox & His Orchestra, 11.00 p.m.-LONDON RELAY-"Lon

don Log".

11.15 p.m.-DANCE MUSIC.

Quickstep-Music Hall Rag: Slow Fox-Tr -Temple Block Swing....Joe Daniels His Hot Shots in "Drumnasticks”. Quickstep I'll See You In My Dream Walta-Dreaming........Mantovani's Orche tra for Dancing. Tangos-Milonguita: Carino Gaucho....O

questa Tipica Francisco, Canaro, Fox-Trots--Small Fry (from 'Sing y winners'); Is That The Way To Treat Sweetheart?...Music In The Russ Mo gan Manner. Quickstep-Good Evenin", Good Lookaln Rumba-This Is The Kiss Of Roman ....Henry Hall & His Orchestra. Fox-Trot I Can't Get You Out 01 1 Mind....Harry Roy & His Orchestra. Tango-Echos Du Passe; Waltz-Althou ....Jan Tapponniar's Ballroom Orch. Slow Fox-Trot-Goodnight My Lucky D (alm. 22311⁄2 hours leave').......... Carroll Gi bons & the Savoy Hotel Orpheans. 12.00 midnight.-CLOSE DOWN,

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