On the sands at Repulse Bay. One of the many merry parties who go down to the sea in (bathing) slips.
This picture shows part of the large crowd at the St. Mary's Church charity bazaar held last Saturday.
CABBAGES AND KINGS
PLAYGROUND
"All right,” cried the harassed mother, "all right! You clear off and play in the street. But don't you come home crying to me if you get run over and killed!” ·
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SUCH GOINGS ON
Little George, with a grin. Filled the teapot up with gin. The vicar, who'd dropped in to chat,
Tottered out in Auntie's hat.
SOLE REMEDY
A very punctilious officer,, who was a long way from the resources of civilization, sent one day for the sergeant and asked him how long it was since the men had changed their shirts.
"One month," was the reply. "But the regulations says that the men must change their shirts once a week, at least."
"They haven't any shirts to change into, sir”
"Then, dash it, let them change shirts with each other!"
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TIFFIN, MY BOY, TIFFIN
"Lovely smell of cooking in the club this morning. Scrambled eggs, cut- Icts, and that excellent curry the secretary introduced from Penang. Makes a feller's mouth water. I've half a mind to go through the lot." "Can't you talk of anything except“ food? I doubt if I shall ever eat again.”
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**That's right. Moralize, you hypo- crite. I suppose you never woke up: with a head or a tongue like a strip of ancient gunny bag.”
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Yes, Road's."
"Lend me a pencil, and I'll write it down."
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