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MUTT AND JEFF

THAT'S WHAT I SAID - IF YOU KNOW HOW TO

DO. TELL!

ARGUE YOUGOT THE REXT BUY LICKED! WORDS SPEAK LOUDER THAN

ACTIONS! THAT'S MY

MOTTO!

IF YOU HAVE AN ARGUMENT WITH YOUR WIFE SHE ALWAYS WINS WHETHER YOU'RE RIGHT OR WRONG! 'DON'T SHE? ENE ALWAYS HAS THE LAST WORD!

THE GUY WITH THE BEST LAWYER ALWAYS WINS, WHETHER HES RIGHT OR WRONG! WHY? BECAUSE THAT LAWYER KNEW HOW TO OUTARGUE THE

OTHER LAWYER!

YESSIR,FROM NOW ON I'M GONNA PRACTICE THE ART OF ARGUING!

I'LL ARGUE MY WAY TO SUCCESS!~~ I'LL ALWAYS HAVE THE LAST WORD!

HEY! I'M

LOOKING FOR

AN ARGUMENTI

THE CHINA MAIL, MAY 15, 1989

By BUD FISHER

Trade Mart Bed D). = 204, arrier

POW!

SEE THAT!!

I HAD HIM LICKED BEFORE

HE STARTED!

HE DIDN'T SAY A WORD!

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Daffy Enough

"Legerdemalnist,"

her

One day last spring a transcontin- about being a leger-legor-whatever entai air liner gut out its beam over it is."

Glen told the Rocky Mountains and smagned up against a rocky peak. It happened so patiently. "Honey, I reckon you ain't suddenly that the radio operator didn't never had a hankering to be something have a chance to get on a message. like that." Hence it was a few hours before ais- All of which made swell newspaper as.er was suspected, and then the air- copy. The reporters ate it up, So

If ports could only guess at the location did readers.

Glen had been of the wreckage.

famous before he was twice as famous Young Glen uwens, sitting alone in now. His name was 1 household his cabin on the slopes of Wnite Crest word. Valley, heard the announcement over The next week three movie pro- his dry cell set. Young Glen's cabin ducers arrived on the scene. They One was located on the course of the liner's argued and begged and pleaded. flight and earlier in the evening he had of them offered a flat price of $25,000 heard sounds that now he remember- for a single picture. ed as being rather queer,

Leah Conroy was almost in tears.

(It was snowing hard outside, but "G.en, for goodness' sake, try and un- Glen strapped on his skis, loaded a derstand what this means to both of pack with provisions and supplies and us. In another month you'll be for- Do set off up the valley.) Three hours gotten. It's your one chance. later he saw a light and came to the you what to be a trapper all your life? wreckage. Two people were dead, and My land, that trip up the mountain another was so badly injured that un- must have touched you head!" less he had medical attention pretty Glen stared soberly and wonderingly quick he too would die.

at the exasperated girl. Then he

Glen handed his pack to the unin- looked into the anxious eyes of the jured pilot and told him to administer movie producer. He deliberated for to the passengers. Then he fashion- a long time.

ed a sled, using his skis as runners, "Thirty thousand!" said the movie twisted some saplings into the shape magnate desperately.

of snowshoes and wove them with Glen heaved a deep sigh. "O. K.

By Richard

Hill Wilkinson

green twigs. Then he wrapped the If that's the way you want it, Leah!" injured man in blankets, lashed him So Glen Owens went to Hollywood onto the sled, tied the crude snowshoes and made a moving picture. It wasn't to his own feet and set off for the very successful from an artistic view- town of Crest.

point, but it made money, because the At daylight the next day Glen stag public wanted to see the hero of the gered up to Doc. Harper's cabin and hour. turned over his patient.

Glen returned to Crest, bearing his $25,000, and the next day he and Leah The patient lived. His name was journeyed down into Arizona. Within J. Robinson Fleming, an important a week they had purchased not a half personage in Washington, D. C. Glen interest in a ranch, but a whole ranch. Owems not only received a reward, but

They were married in the ranch

he became, overnight, a figure of na patio, and left immediately for a honey- tional reputation.

moon to Honolulu. It was while they Three days after this a man from were on the boat that Leah asked the Hollywood, Calif.,

in Crest inevitable question. looked up Glen and offered to pay him

arrived

"Well, honey, it was like this," Glen $500 a week to come to Hollywood replied. "That offer of ten thousand and make a moving picture.

was good, but we needed fifteen to buy Glen smiled and shook his head. a ranch of our own, so I figured if I "Nope," he drawled, "I always wanted turned down the first offer folks would to be a legerdemainist, an now with think I was daffy enough to make me this reward money I reck-on I got mỹ more famous, and the movie folks chance."

would offer me more money... Which The movie man didn't have the fain- they did." test idea what a legerdemainist was, Leah looked at him suspiciously, but but he thought Glen was crazy. "Good with admiration. "Glen Owens, what gosh, man, it will take twenty weeks is a leger leger-"

to make this picture, That's $10,- "I dunno," Glen grinned. "And I 0001 Do you realize that!"

figured nobody else would, either. All

"It's a lot of money," Glen agreed, I know is I saw it written out once "but suppose folks liked me? Then and copied it off so's I'd sure to get I'd have to stay out there and keep the spelling right in case I wanted to making pictures, and I never would use it."

get to be a legerdomainist."

(Copyright, 1989, By The Associated

"You won't have to worry about Newspapers.)

folks liking you that much," the movie

man said bluntly. "You'll be dumbbell if you don't chance."

grab this

"Maybe," said Glen good-naturedly, "I'm a dumbbell already."

To which not only the movie man, but blonde Leah Conroy, to whom Glen was engaged, agreed.

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"For heaven's sake, Glon! What is the matter? Lact summor you wanted to start a dude ranch down in Arizona, but you didn't have any money, So you decided to go trap- ping for one winter so you could save enough money to buy a half interest in a ranch and wo could get married. And now you're offered, ten thousand dollars and you mumble something

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