1939-04-19 — Page 14

That St. Louis woman comes to town!

tying men's haarts to her apron strings from Natchez to Calro in the grandest thowboat load of romance and rhythm that ever went swinging along Ole Man Riverl

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Bringing Up Father

BY GOLLY-IT'S MAGGIE'S BROTHER-AN, HE'S NOT ONLY AWAKE-BUT HE'S CARRYIN' A BIG BUNDLE-

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AT THE END OF THE SEASON THE CLUB KEPT 20 UNUSED ONES „AND SOLD THE USED ONES FOR

20 THEREBY "LOSING" 25.

ON EACH BALL.

HOW MANY DID THEY BUY FOR THE £150

THING

MAN'S own particular brand of humour is a signpost to his character.

The sort of things that make him laugh!

The sort of jokes he makeal Girls! If you're picking out a man for yourself, do pay attention to this.

It's important!

*

First, there's the man who ap preciates wit and wipecracks and Buchlike.

Here's the sort of thing he likes: "Young man, don't you know what good clean fun is?”

"No! What good is it?"

Or cynicisms like these: A woman should hold on to her youth but not while he's driving. It's better to be a widow's second husband than her first.

Parents are the last people who ought to have children.

some-

Knitting gives a woman thing to talk about while she's talk- ing.

*

*

Husbands who are wits may be a little temperamental.

The important thing to notice is this.

Who is the butt of his wit? Beware of the man whose every

shaft of wit is an attack on some-

one.

I knew a charming young girl who married a talented young wisecracker. In eighteen months she had left him.

The trouble was he used his wit as a weapon. To touch people, on their raw spots and make them

sore.

In small doses this might have been all right-outside the home.

IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE- MAYBE HE'S WALKING IN HIS SLEEP AND HE SWIPED THAT BUNDLE-

But inside it made him a bril- liant, first-class intolerable nagger,

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At the other extreme, beware of the tortured aoul whose witticisms are always at his own expense. He is his own butt always.

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"Jock! What's th your pants?"

"I don't know, S it's blood!"

He enjoys cleve roars at slap-stick- to entertaining of As a husband he's likely to make good old comediai a martyrised nuisance of himself. He will enjoy But the man who can wisecrack that has a little good-humouredly at things and peo- in it-provided it ple in general-and very occasional- Which is pretty. ly at himself-is a charming gay companion.

* * Then there is the man who ap- preciates comedy. He would enjoy this joke:

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But the non-stoj tales is suffering of repression and

A bottle of whisky broke in psychologist. Jock's pants. Said his friend:

He is certainly

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of the recent strike of labourers.

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PARDON-SIR YOU LOOK WORRIED -- DO YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE OPERA THIS EVENING ?

NO-I JUST SAW. MAGGIE'S BROTHER AND MIND YOU HE WAS AWAKE AN' CARRYING A HEAVY BUNDLE-

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