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THE CHINA MAIL FRIDAY SUPPLEMENT, JANUARY 27, 1939

CABBAGES AND

KINGS

Hollywood Style

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SKED to paraphrase the sẹn- tence. "The trial was heard in camera,” a city pupil wrote, “ talkie of the case was shown."

Maskee

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Film extra:. But if the villian throws me into the rapids how am 1 going to get out again?

Director: 0. that does not mat- ter. You don't appear in the pic- ture again.

Friendly Greeting

Two bitter enemies met in the street. "I'm so sorry, my dear," said the first woman. "I quite forgot your party the other even- ing."

"Oh, weren't you there?" asked the other, sweetly.

For An Excuse

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The meek husband went

into

the animal dealer's shop to buy a dog.

"What kind of a dog do you. want?" he was asked.

"I want a fidgety one-one that will make my life say, 'John, that dog is fidgety. It needs to go for a walk."

The new C.B.A. Clubhouse was opened last Sunday by Mrs. W. L. Handyside.

From left to right are:

Mrs. Upadell (second from left), Rev. Upsdell, Mrs. Handyside and Mr. J. J. King, the Secretary of the C.B.A. (A.A, Kahn).

Optician

The sailor was recounting his experiences to a dear old lady.

Old Lady: "What rank did you hold?"

Sailor: "Ship's optician, lady." Old Lady: "I didn't know there was such a rank. What did you do?"

Sailor: "I scraped the eyes out of the potatoes."

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Sayings From Abroad

If I complete 200 words a day

I think it good work.-Mr. W. W. Jacobs.

I don't like hunger-striking any more than anybody else.-Ex- Police Inspector John Syme.

The German people know that all of Hitler's acts will be blessed by Providence.-Herr Hess.

I have the reputation of being a good speaker. It is what I am told. I would not say to myself.

-Mr. Craven Ellis, M.P.

The British Empire is the only really safe place for the in- vestment of private capital day. Mr. H. B. Bryant.

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The substitution of ethics for religion is one of the commonest betrayals of the religious ideal of education. Mr. F. T. Christie.

If only people would return to the boater we should also get a return of the good warm weather and blazing sunshine experienced in the days when all men

wore boaters

ar of Staines.

At the back of the boys mind. is one fundamental and final dog- ma of their own, that to be a Christian does not necessarily im- ply anything to do with Church.

The Rev. N. V. Gorton.

Some of the large crowd who watched Scotland beat England in the final of the International Rugger by 19 points to 11.

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