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Taken during the final for the Gutierrez Shield, when Portugal beat Scotland by 17 shots to 16.

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SOMETHING OUGHT TO BE DONE

OMETHING ought to be done about the European

situation," said Mr. (Fish-face) Himmeldinger yesterday.

"You're right," I said.

"Yes, and what's more the Rus- sians are getting their backs up with Japan," said Mr. (f-f) Him- meldinger.

I

"Are they really

"I said.

"That Stalin looks as though he'd murder you for twopence,” said Mr. (f-f) Himmeldinger,··

"He does," I said..

"Judging by the photographs in the papers, it looks as though he wouldn't need, the twopence," said Mr. (f-f) Himmeldinger.

"It does,” I said.

"Though you can't go by these newspaper photographs Bless my-soul, p'raps he wouldn't hurt a fly really," said Mr. (f-f) Him- meldinger..

"P'raps. he wouldn't,” I said. "For instance," said Mr. (f-f) Himmeldinger, "spose you done a robbery."

“'Spose I did,” I said,

"Your picture would be in the papers, and you'd look as though ̈' you done it all right," said Mr. (f-f) Himmeldinger,

"Would I?" I said.

"Not half," said Mr.' (f-f) Him- meldinger. "Yet p'raps even you wouldn't hurt a fly.”

"Even 1,” I said. "Actually you might be the most open-handed, generous mug,

mean -- gentleman

said Mr. (1) Himmeldin's

Actually I might If

“You might be junk boutsta lend me five bobor campaign. expenses,” said Mr."

meldinger.

"I might not,” I said.

Him

"You wouldn't be mean about

little matter like that"

Mr. (1) Himmeldinger

"I would,” I said.

“Niggardly, I call it—niggard- ly, that's what it is," said Mr. (f-f)- Himmeldinger, - “Oh, well, good-bye.""

TEETHING

TOPICS ····

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