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CABBAGES AND KINGS
THE
HE man who thinks that the world revolves round him- self may not always be conceited --he may have been celebrating.
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Unfailing
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"What is the best way to stop: a runaway horse?" asks a corres- pondent.
"The modern girl always likes to get a lot for her money,'
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says
A group photo of the Eastern and Royal Scots Football Teams which met in a Charity Match on the Club Grounds last Saturday. ("Mail" photo).
a writer.
Apparently he's never seen one buying a bathing, costumė.
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We Know
"There are two ways of looking at every question," says & writer. Your wife's and the wrong one.
On the Contrary
There is no such thing in civi- lised countries as marriage by capture, says a traveller. There is, however, capture by marriage.
Back it.
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Misleading
A boxer declares that he trains on beer. And not, as might be expected, on punch.
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Musical
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A wife may buy something for
a song; but it is the husband who
provides the notes.
Boss:
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Mistaken
wish you
wouldn't
whistle at your work, Brown.
Office Boy: O.K., sir, I wasn't
working..
Very Particular
The musician who demanded that both of his new shoes should squeak in the same key.
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Now Beat That!
"That last mim I hit was taken to hospital."
"That's nothing. The last man I hit was arrested for flying with- out a licence."
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Economist
Then there was the Scotsman who was told that his wife need- ed sea air. So he bought a her- ring and fanned her with it.
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On the Links
"Swinging a golf club puts new life in a man," says a profession-
al.
A sort of iron tonic.
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Problem
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gardening expert says that
it is a problem to know what to plunt just now. Sow what?
Easy
It is right for a woman to through her husband's pockets?" asks a correspondent.
No, merely futile nowadays.
Well Brought Up
"I couldn't think of touching stolen food," said the - country parson's small daughter, as she read "poached eggs" on the
menu.
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