THE GERNA MAIL FRIDAY SUPPLEMEN
EMBER 12,
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BANKER says that some of the most mournful men he has ever met have been humor- ous writers. Well, so would bank- ers be, if they had to live on huan- orous writers' salaries.
Musical Slaughter
"He's going to play Brahms next"
"Is he?***
“Yes, and Brahms is going to lose.
Cynics' Corner
"Yes, I'm acquainted with your wife, I knew her before you mar- ried her
That's where you had the ad- vantage of me. I didn't”
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Fair Enough...
Rich Father: “And if I make a handsome settlement On my daughter, what have you to offer in exchange?”
Prospective Son-in-law: "I can give you a receipt.”
With The Milk
He's a broadminded father and does not mind his daughter's young man smoking his cigars; · but he does object to his taking" away the next morning's news- paper when he says good-night.
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Hieroglyphics
“And then there was the doc- tor's fiancee who had to take his love letters round to the chemist to be deciphered.
Conclusive"
"MacIntosh must, have had a lot to drink at the concert last night?"
What makes you say that? "Well, when I was taking him he let me all three times!?
Also Ran
Charity covers a multitude of sins, but in this respect, money. has charity licked hollow.
True To Type
A woman reveals that she re ceived a proposal while shelter- ing under a man's umbrella. It is understood that she replied: "Oh! But this is so sodden!”
Love and a budget are the two most important factors in a suc- cessful mariage, says one of our National Thrift experts Mating and estimating.
Profound Truth
A man often spends the best years of his life looking for the ideal partner and in the mean- time just gets married.
From Aberdeen
A Scotsman was stripping the wall-paper from the walls of his house when a friend called to see hizm
"Weel, Donald," said the latter, "are ye goin' to have a new paper?****
"Na, na," replied. Donald, Ah'm movin
That Fin
"Was the 'fin bad at Lappies- dorp, Maria?”
بیمار
"Oh, Missis, it was terrible. People was dying last month that never died before.”
Aye!
“A bit worn, your toothbrush, Sandy?"
"Aye, but it was quid enougi for ma feyther, an' it's guid enough for me.”
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Obviously
Angry tenant. "What are you going to do about my house? The walls are bulging outwards.”
Landlord: Bulging outwards, are they? That makes the house, bigger. I must raise your rent"
Another Profound Truth Many a new frock is brought at a ridiculous figure ridiculous figure.
Conversation Piece
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What's In A Word? trying to entertain his partner at a dance with story, which he told very “And so, you see, I was vindicat- and he concluded by saying esd at last,"
"How thrilling," exclaimed the girl. And I suppose they made you wear the rd tape on your azı until the swelling went down?"
Telltale
Visitor "What a sweet and nocent lookin face your little
“I hadn't noticed Mary, what have you beeT
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Taking No Chances Smith Why the suitcase, man? Going for a holiday?!!
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wife's hjumble sale, so I'm leaving my clothes at the office till it's
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