CABBAGES
AND KINGS
***That
Amazing!
seems an intelligent
little dog of yours.”
SWISS YODELERS SING TO CHEESES
ARDY yodelers sent their
H throaty songs echoing
through high mountain valleys recently to celebrate the harvest time in the 70-year-old, Swiss
“Oh yes, very. I have only to hamlet of Helvetia, W. Virginia. say to him "Coming,
or aren't
you? and he either comes or he doesn't."
Financial Note
"You were very good to lend me that fiver. I feel I can never repay you.”
Each year since Swiss in- migrants founded the community a few miles southwest of Elkins, the pioneers and descendants have welcomed the harvest with native pageantry of dances and songs. Cheese kept the 400 Helvetians off the relief rolls. And so cheese was honoured at the festival
Hundreds of huge sweitzers, made from the milk of brow Swiss cows in the ancient Swiss way and mellowed for months în
TEIN GHINA MAIL FRIDAY- SUPPLEMENT. OC
WOMEN WIN RIGHT AFTER
146 YEARS
(HF right of “locomotive,” which was expressly granted to French men by the Constitution of *1791, has—exactly 146 years later been granted to French
women.
By a regulation made in 1828, it was decreed that passports might not be issued to the marri ́ed women of France without the consent of their husbands, and the regulation was confirmed by the Prefect of Police în 1916.
Now the ban has been removed.
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the villagers homes, were ex- hibited on the street.
$1937
BUTTON? BOUQUET? BROOM? TRY RIO'S WALKING SHOPS
housekeepers in Rio de
Janeiro do not want walk to the store, the store will walk bo them Passengers on the "Rex to Bio". cruise sailing from New York January 29 will find many perambulating stores in Rio. The stores carry anything from a button to a bouquet, or even a broom. Some of the owners of these picturesque "shops" carry a miniature flower market about with them; others. have little showcases which candies and cakes displayed, and still others a complete supply of household brooms, brushes and dusters.
"Why on ea
earth didn't
you say
so before?""
Those "Good Things” Racehorses, we read, don't eat for several hours before a race. And the people who back them don't eat for a long time after- wards.
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Quite An Idea
"The new people next door seem very devoted," said the ob- servant wife to her husband. “He kisses her every time he goes out, and blows kisses to her all down, the road. Now, why don't you do that?"
"Me?. I don't know her.”
Philanthropist
Jones: What are you raising in your garden this year?
Smith:
Brown's Wyandottes
and Smith's Leghorns!
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Vicious Circle
"Old Smithers looks rather worried. What's the matter with him?”
Just another 5 minutes wish I didn't always wake so- tired. Those wretched directors are
meeting this
All their
happiness
depended on him.
Oh, Mr. Martin! I had to
send that report into the Very efficient-
directors meeting without
wart.
you seeing it. Sorry couldn't
But I checked it carefully.
but not
your job,
young
morning too!
MEANWHILE IN THE DIRECTORS MEETIN
But, my dear sir, Martin boks half asleep all day. If the younger man CÒN do the job better, Martin must take the consequen
11 talk to Martin
"Well, you know, he's lost his
glasses,"
"Why doesn't he look for them then??
“Oh he's so short-sighted that he can't see to look for them till he's found them???
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Not Interested
The millennium will be here the day money talks and nobody listens.
DIESEL TRAIN TRIED IN NEW SOUTH WALES
THE "Silver City Comet," the
Trst Diesel train of the New
South Wales Government Railways Department, begins this month a passenger service between Parkes: and Broken Hill (the "Silver City"), a distance of 422 miles.
Power is supplied by two eight- cylinder, two-cycle Diesel engines which were made to order in Bel- fast. Each develops 330 horse- power. The rest the train was designed
tracted in Sydney. The train is streamlined and is painted silver and blue. Over
short stretches during the trial it attained a speed of 70 miles an hour, and at that speed was possible to write comfort- ably on the tables between the seats.
"THAT" HIGHT-
THINKS--
Their happiness depends on my Job! The directors are right, I am half asleep. I'll simply have to see a doctor
this wretched tiredness
Darling! Remember I'm getting a rise this month. I hate to see you slaving and
If the work
THE DOCTOR SAYS: It's this waking tired that's holding you back! Even during sleep, heartbeats and other actions 40 up energy s replace
during sleep,
tired-Night "Stared Fadvise
Horlicks
MONTHS LATER
Does your husband
wake tired?
and so every night
HORLICKS
guards against Night Starvation
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