CABBAGES AND KINGS
BANK clerk has written a comedy around the sort of people he meets every day. It is feared, however, that most of the characters will be overdrawn.
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Advice Department
"I want all engaged and about- to-be-engaged girls to write to me about their troubles," says a woman editor," Whines, from the wooed?
They were on demolition work, high up over the street, when a bell was heard below.
"Ambulance for someone, Bill,"
said. Tom to his mate.
"Well," said Bill, that's quick work. It isn't three minutes since I dropped my
In The Moonlight "Darling, I think marriages
were made in heaven."
Yes, and if all men were as slow as you they'd have to be.”
Suburban Silhouette
"I've found the loveliest new winter frock.
"Good job for you, because I could never afford to buy you
one.
All Over
"The ending was unsatisfac- wrote a critic about a re- cent play. Still, the audience. was pleased when it came.
Answer: Herewith
A reader asks what I would call a man who's familiar with many tongues. A doctor.
Missing
A professional conjuror must practise regularly. Nothing is more awkward for the stage magician than to perform the vanishing trick and then find he has forgotten how to make his *come-back.
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Another Joke For The Children
“Bread contains a good dent of alcohol," says an analyst. Now we know why we drink a toast
Common Ground Savage tribes, says a scientist, have no such thing as money. We're pretty savage ourselves towards the end of the month.
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* Domestic Note According to a writer, a hus- band and wife should be real partners, and not, as so · often happens, merely sparring part-
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This super
of a Chinese sampan woman was taken in Hong Kong with a Voigtlander camera.
Old News
A scientist claims to have dis- covered that mice like beer. Dis- covery? What do you think made the three mice “blind"?
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Tolerant
Should wives breakfast alone? asks a woman journalist. Person- ally, we treat ours just like one of the family.
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Verboten
"Does a motorist notice the beauties of the countryside?”. asks a correspondent. Not if his. wife is with him.
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A nine-year-old American girl, we read riting the lines for some new jazz numbers. We don't
differ suppose we'll notice
That made you think he was drunk, constable?"
“Well, he was complaming that the tram was on the wrong side of the road, SE
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