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THE WORLD GOES BY

HAVE just been re

And

a story been your supreme desire for years.

Tell er off good and proper enthralled the

Ameri

no backthat from her neither. Association at its an- ion. It was that of an business man who un- an operation which left ous one lobe of his brain.

After once having been nagged at for a couple of hours without cessa- tion she may become a reasonable being in future.

regular course of the paralysing yon the appropriate nerve centres and your wife will lose all interest

idea of new hats and

on her A spot of radi

as the Lord

be

they

And then

stimulation The worst comedian exis- factor lepen- ting has only to have an excitor ray trained on the risible neurons of his audience and he will bring the house down. The impossible, tragedian

I hope to have a number of speci- can become another Heary Irving The only way she will be able to As a result he lost the faculties retaliate will be by writing down ally prepared wives for disposal in by buying an outfit tuned to the of sensitivity, perception and dis- the answers, and nags don't sound 3 short time. Place your orders lachrymatory nerves.

crimination. He no longer worried, he could feel no embarrassment, he never became tired, and he lost all self-consciousness.

could see anything,

so hot that way.

3

2

now.

Anticipating phenomenal orders A portable apparatus will enable

from them, I am prepared to offer But be careful not to get in the

boss. Unless, of course, he subscri special terms to dictators. radius of the beam yourself, or you Fou to get monthly rises from the and your wife will have to have

The special apparatus I shall pro- slanging match on paper, pencils in bed for the super-power outfit, which

will make of you a willing slave, duce for them will be designed to hand not such a bright prospect for

working for nothing.

then give abnormal activity to the brain an evening or entertainment.

centres of martial instinct, loyalty,

If my invention falls into the hands of a woman it will make

no

you won't have to pay

Tax

and did

For his

lack of arrassment bled him to wear

The benefits of this invention and, above all, credulousness. down the toughest opposition. In difference whether or not she uses it, (Boy! Have you got that book yet?) But, come to think of it, one

Only Civil least of the Dictators must have fact, he became the ideal business for you won't be able to get a world are almost endless.

Servants will be immune to its beaten me to this invention. in edgeways in either case. man, and, in a short time, made a million dollars.

his

him

It is true that his intelligence diminished in proportion as riches grew, but that made even more typical of the successful

business man

For some time it has been known that certain parts of the brain are responsible for different percep tions, others for different emotions, and-still-others for different senses.

Not long ago a doctor detected in a monkey the location of his langht- er neurons (nerve cells to you. The doctors just give 'em these high- falutin’' names to bamboozle you in- to paying double bills).

the

He connected up a few wires, switched on the current, and monkey said, "Ha, Ha!" distinctly. And he wasn't laughing at the doc tor, either. The monkey, like foxes

By "Ulysses"

which are hunted, thoroughly preciated that he was Serving A Cause

"Among the brain centres which have already been defined by doc- tors are those of speech, under- standing-of-the-written word, under- standing-of-the-spoken word, audi- tory-perception, and even the vomit- ing area, all water-tight compart- ments.

I know this is all very compli- cated, but once we get the brain divided into neatly docketed areas we shall be able to have all sorts of fun and games.

It boils down simply to a matter of applying the necessary electrical stimala to the correct centres, and, on occasion, a local anesthetic, and

Bob's your uncle.

Just a paralysing ray from 27 electrical machine I shall invent in spare moments, and your wife struck with aphasia (speechless- ess to you) until turn off the

Breuse me just a moment. Boy!!

out

a good book

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