CABBAGES AND
KINGS
MOTORIST protested
quare that he
had only one drink.
case, one swallow made a sum-
mons.
Come Back
"The greedy thing said wanted all my thought
don't call that gree
Worst Case Yet
He was such a borrower that he even owed himself money.
"Norman Pageant Players Hit by Channel-Storm”
Ten Sixty Sick and on all That.
Reason
Mr. C. E. Hulme, of the San Francisco Canners Association, Sars that women would use more tinned food if some man would
avent a good tin-opener.
that's why no man does
Off His Hands
glad to hear Mary
married at last. Who is
happy man?
"Her father.”
"Man Dives Into Vat Of Acid"
Smart guy.
Reflection
Well, maybe you're not such a fool as your wife thinks, but it's all the rice in China to a saucer- ful of milk that you're not sach Smart fellow you think you
Exception
A happy group of ki
I read that elephant hide is
useless. Except, of
elephant.
How It Goes
1,000 to a S
life
420
Rhyme And Reason When he got home at 2 am
He loudly banged the door,
creeping up the stairs for him,
He stamped across the floor; He wasn't scared, like you ór me,
He was a bachelor.
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“Now then," said the hairy customer, "I want a haircut, and shampoo, moustache clipped and curled, and beard mmed nice and tidy And here can put this cigar?”?
appose you keep
saide the
he a sort of lam
Bull's Eye
Your
Petrified
A Coronation visitor to Ion- don was amazed by the umb of public statues in the But many of them were husbands waiting for their to finish shopping
Suspect
woman arrested in London the other day told the police that she was Annie Lau thought to be an impostor.
Of
After She just sat on
Fail" phot
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