1937-07-31 — Page 8

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COME TO THE ND S

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been to part

Dumber

ament or the

the dictionary. I've

but a gentle mel

But I do have

to the Last one given for "highbrows There, on was intended to kneeling ma it inspired nothing and "tough g

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They seemed just a lot of people as a Psychological Test of Character a New York friend. collected to parade their complexes, conceits, miseries and minor del sions in front of each other.

"But the was this about them Work seemed a lot more attractive

dest day.

ontrast, I presume

But parties can be good. And mechanics of a good party is

simple.

The best parties are not arran

they just happen.

and Social Adaptability

Sounds scientific excuse, anyway.

mazis

then retires to

gets

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you

who

THE PARTY!

OF THE

Alcohol finds a man out-and

now it!

"A pillow to cry into, before your 6 The Byronic individual, who woman. People disclose their truer pent-up emotions explode. Extra reads a newspaper through the even

soft, extra-spacious Provided with ing except for an occasional selves.

The happy normals stand reveal moisture-resistant, removable, quilt when someone says or does

thing amusing. ed they become mellower and ed, satin cover" If you want them to happen often, friendlier. The others are "found make a point of being in to your out." -friends at a fixed time, on a fixed evening Say from 9 pm on Satur days.

For the happy normals and friendlier no corners.

For a "whimsy party, not so bad.

mellower

The female The willowy, superior miss,

drawis

four

Yes, Quite, sometimes she ifferent order.

to her vocabula

A party can only be interesting Really" and if the people are interesting. And them in a

Mild Mr. Hitout reveals his sub- conscious self to be a truculent, pugnacious, destructive, jealous, pos- For then, late stayers who work

sessive, dissatisfied gangster. for a living, like you and I don't

So I lead him to the Battle Corn- people are only interesting if they 8. People who fight, need to worry about the morning er which is equipped with boxing are interested in others.

quarrel, sermonise, destroy fr

if you haven't a dwelling where gloves, a pair of foils and knuckle Never invite the following types. ture, attract the neighbours or the noise after 11 pa doesn't matter austers, a punchball and a set of You can always see them at other police, sing loudy, solo, out of fune, --preferably inhabited by lethargic skittles to knock over.

people's parties if you want to. or for a long time. deaf-mutes-invite your neighbours Shyly grinning Mr. Swanock 1 The flabby, passive, negative With what is left you should have

bursts into a pean of self-praise and Human Sponge who absorbs but a good party

gives nothing ont. He sits boasting.

-to the party. Even if they can't

*come.

and

Cushions galore, and no bric-a- So I pilot him to the Braggarts' guzzles and criticises. brac that will burn, break or stain Corner where he finds a soap bax, 2. The "Life -and – soul

who I know a host who makes a point A radio-gram or gramophone a megaphone, a twenty-times life of-the-party" exhibitionist, with moody music of more than one size ear painted on wood, a gramo frets and can't contain himself when of always including a pair -kind

phone record of an audience venting someone else does or says something clous people who detest each

When their Swing to stimulate and goad, gusts of applause.

amusing, and proceeds immediately and dance, to

to.cap the story to recapture the ed, he goads them until they Dresmy

Then honour satisfied they limelight

3. The man who keeps on telling over each other in an ecstasy

I excuses. Plaintive heartstring-plucking Tzi- When Miss Traipsey-after two you, he ought to give up smoking apologies, explanations and

it's such 2 silly habit gane and Russian tunes and negro ports begins to self-pity herself bines to purge the blue moods out with gusto and bemoans the cross

soothe.

Viennese waltzes to

but somehow he can't. A clinic, a party, why invite you give

of us. Maybe a rumba or a tango she bears, I take her hand with for him! for novelty.

On

that formula, half a dozen

records is quite enough.

But the music must not be con- THE tinnous or conversation-drowning.

maddens those who don't ke music and irritates those who do.

A self-help cafeteria in the corn- er. Psychology proves that people consume less when allowed to help 66

Tea, coffe cocktails,

We selves.

ocoa, port

WORLD GOES BY

O By "ULYSSES"

AST Saturday evening I heard Cause Of The War

Lord Baden-Powell's broad-

Funny, it's true. But

people you don't like, in order to give them a bad time?

IT'S A TEST!

You can tell a lot about people from the way they take their plea- sires, their alcohol

You can tell how they would react to failure or to success. W

sort of friends they would be to you,

if you were down and out.

A party is a sort of social test.

cast to the Scouts of the British Mr. H. R. Knickerbocker, who is Not only of the guests but of the according to what Empire. He is one of the famous the correspondent of the Hearst In-host-too

sort of people you are!

men left of the Old Brigade. To my ternational News, quotes one of Gen-There's the host, whe mind he is surely the greatest maneral Franco's officers as going the jis to show off what

of following explanation of on this earth since the time to Christ.

Fish War

A dozen people at the outside for me anyway. Big parties are interesting to watch but not partake of

Letter in a Home paper.

Modern sewer Personally, I don't like "whimsy”

Listen Michael Angelo and yon, this war. Certa parties. You know the sort Abraham Lincoln and Cromwell p

peded national selection

of the People dressing like babies, barn- and Charlemagne and Shakespeare killed off yard-fowl, asylum inmates or some and Blake and Pasteur and Nelson The such original ideas. Fixing a-fight and Bismarck

and Rembrandt case. "He might have been ed candle to a barrel with the label and Napoleon and Darwin-do you off by infant "Dynamite."

Gaucing a half-crown piece to the floor conspicuons place. Labell-1 ing the

bookmail bottle "Prussic Acidi

paint on

hear me?

was, za

Well, hide your heads, boys!

sewers

I thought you'd like to know.

Human Fly

after you Simple

described

ican magazi

Spending threepence worth of

something and When aint Nobody notice, but they an

abelling- will believe

them

pan

pretty

Who introduce

haps but never thinks of linking them together, tactfully breaking cliques, bringing those together, who would enjoy

but are

aware of each

good makearthe

other

KHOWS

passes its the

piles

upside-

time has be