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WHAT ARE YOUR

THE CHINA MATE

Here some intimate questions about yourself. Answer them ho estly. Then add up the score.

It will show how many

you have of

stage with the man or you love.

H

marry

don't

What chance in a thousand have

You of having à

Take pencil and

the questions that follow

Gown the numbers that apply your case:

Add them up and the figure is a fairly accurate rating your chances.

If your total goes as high 250 or more you are doing very well indeed; if it runs 200 to 250. you are doing fairly well, if it

tô 200 you are averag runs 150

Below 150 is below average, 100

quite bad.

FOR A WOMAN

Subtract your true age from

re-

50 and mark down the sulting number. (If you are over 50, mark zero.)

2. Put down the approximate who have number of men "dated" you more than once in the past year.

"down

10. If your voice and talk is gracions, melodious, put down 18 If your talk is only a little gracious and melodious,

13. Mark yourself similady from

1 to 30 on each of the follow

Ability ing five points:

cook, Ability to keep hou

HONEYMOON

me

put down 12. If it is frankly not very gracious and lodious, put down 6 or 4.

11. If you are unusually intelli- down gent, intellectual, put 16 If you are only mildly intelligent or intellectual, put down 24. If you are frank- a little intellectually dumb, and intelligent only on the simple feminine things, put down 20.

12 Mark yourself from 1 to 10

on each of the following five- points, according to how much of these qualities you fairly say you have: Magne

Health, tism, Femininity,

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can

Economical careful buyer, Ability to care for children, Sociability. Add up these points.

14. If you have a family that has a wide circle of acquaintanceship

true age from down the

(Over 60,

Add up the number of Univer- own sity degrees and

the resulting

tiphed by two

Put down the

crowns. you Jess ten

4. If you live in a village, put If you down the numb

20.

live in a city,

If you live in a town, put down only 12

in

If you are over 5ft 3in. height, put down 16. If you

are between 5ft 5in Sin, pus down 12.

CHANCES?

and standing, or if you have

wide developed a

social acquaintance and place, mark down 16. If you are living alone or in a new community, mark down 8.

WORLD GOES BY By “ULYSSES”

from

LITTLE alcoholic refreshment Booze is almost certainly the being appreciated by men most ancient and universal thing. far greater and wiser than me, A prehistorie Hindu hymn sings the moral responsibility of com-jits praises. The Egyptians of the bating people like the prohibitionist fourth dynasty made beer who lectured me the other night malt or red barley. The zythum when I was in my cups, does not of the Greeks was a barley brew, Indeed, gent-and the wine of the grape is older 3. How many years under thirty unduly depress me.

Set down this les, booze as a thing, if not as a still. Pliny, whom I expect you are you?

name, is still respectable with our have all read, tells of beer in Spain number. (If you are

people. On the gallery of a church and in Gaul, and the tradition of thirty, mark zero.)

in Norfolk are carven these words Kaffir beer from millet is also age (or more or less):

*

over

4. If you live in a village, put down the number & If you live in a town, put down 10. If you live in a city, put down 4.

If you are over 5ft 8in. in height, put down 5. you are between 5ft 3in. 5ft 8in, put down 20.

you are below 5ft 2in.,

down 4

God speed the plough. And give us good ale ehow. Be merry and glade With good ale was work made.

this

long. Samshu and sake we know. There is no ancient people that does not seem to have discovered its own liquid comfort, for which it thanked its gods, or (in the case of the Hebrews) Father Noah.

serious This has all been very but it has (I hope) improved your rather feeble minds.

I like to dwell on a mind pic- excellent and pious fel- If ture of and low who did that work sipping ale If the while Rubicond he would be, put with laughing eyes, and a merry What They

heart, the sort of man about whose

6. If you weigh over 150lb, put

If

knees the children love to cluster Are Saying (this is good, isn't it?) and for whose footfall the wife's ears lis-

"Neither Mr. Machin nor I are tened eagerly. There are such men champions of war, and yet we can

drink in Norfolk, and they still

feonceive no substitute wh

down 4. If you weigh 125lb. to 150lb, put down 22. you weigh 110lb. to 125b put down 28. If you weigh pare as they call it, the Squire be equally adequate for the 90lb. to 110lb., put down,16 and the Parson not disdaining the health of humanity and the

old-fashioned evening parliament ining of stronger races."——Sir the village.

7. If you are red-haired, put down: 16:- If you are a na tural blonde, put down 12. If

thur Keith -

Teetotal fanatics having drawi

you are a brimette, put down so many frightful pictures of alco & If you are a synthetic holic ravages within the human blonde, put down 8.-

If you have a cold

affectionate dispos down 14

fair

system, it is a comfort to

less biassed

would

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"General CDully's Lame will go

niced in

5ft

are below 5ft 5in, put down

8

6. If you are over 150lb. in weight, put down 12. If you are between 1251b. and 150b., put down 16 If you are below 1251b, put down 6. *

7. If you ate bald, put down 14. If you are grey haired, put down 6. If you are healthy and vigorous, put down 12. If you are athletic, put down 16

8. Put down the number of pounds you have saved divid- ed by 12

9. Mark yourself from 1 to 5 on each one of the following five points, according to how much of these qualities you fairly say you have: ciability. Good appearance, Liking of domestic life, Love ressiveness.

Add up these points.

can So-

10. How much really deep in- terest in and affection for a woman is in your nature? Mark down 1 to 25 according to a fair rating.

11. If you are largely

travert

person nterest is

in people and things), put down 14. If you are largely an introvert (that is, a son whose centre of interest is largely m himself or in ideas), then credit yourself with

12. Put down approximately the of girls you have “dated" more than once dur-

the past year.

to

ons for the

to follow,

If you have

that

the