THE CHINA MAIL FRIDAY SUPPLEMENT, JUNE 4, 1937
PEPPER AND SALT▬▬▬
They were in that baby talking- stage, and as the professor peek- ed through the keyhole, he saw the groom kiss the bride's tiny mouth, and heard him say:
"Whose 'ittle mouth is that?” "Yours," she cooed.
'And whose 'ittle nose?" he continued.
"Yours, darling," she assured him.
"And whose 'ittle hands?" he "asked, kissing them.
"Yours, of course, dearest," she replied.
"Listen here, young fellow,” called the professor, through the transom, "when you come to an umbrella, it's mine."
MARY
Mary had a little swing,
It isn't hard to find, And everywhere that Mary goes
The swing is just behind.
Chem. Prof. What's the for- mula for water?
Plebe: H20.
Chem. Prof.: Right! Now tell me the formula for sea water.
Plebe: CH20.
MISTAKEN IDENTITY
They meet for the first time. He---How's' aboût a little kiss,
baby?
He-How's about a little neck-
ing, baby?
They neck.
He How's about a
She-Say, if you're tryin' to floit wit me you're barkin' up the wrong tree, see!
POP
By J. Millar Watt
An Early Beginning
HE LOOKS
AS IF HE'LL BE
ONE DAY!
A CONGRESSMAN
WHY
HE WRIGGLES OUT
OF EVERYTHING.
19:24 by Belt Syndicat
Mrs. Chiu Chun-chiu, Hong Kong's leading lady Chinese ten- nis player, playing in the mixed doubles league on Monday against the U.S.R.C. ("Mail" photo).
A bunched head in the pairs championship match between L Whant and E. Tuck and M. J. Medina and J. Cavanagh. Whant ænd Tuck won by 21-11. ("Mail" photo).
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Sub-Inspector L. Whant howling in the pairs championship on Monday at the K.BG.C. (“Mail” photo).
Persistent rain and gloomy, skies cleared up splendidly on Sunday for the kiddies to enjoy themselves on the beach." ("Mail” photo).
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