1937-05-28 — Page 27

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THE CHINA MAIL FRIDAY SUPPLEMENT, MAY 28, 1937

A charming Rolleiflex child study.

Captain

the

Johanessen, of wrecked steamer Hai Yuan, taken on board the distressed vessel after she had run on the rocks at Cap- snimun. (“Mail”. photo).

Captain M. N. S. Litvinoff, who has kindly consented to give an exhibition of riding at the forth- coming. "Competition Afternoon" to be held on June 5 at the Kow- loon Riding School.

He mumbled a few words in

church

And he was married."

He mumbled a few words in

sleep

And he was divorced.

"Boy, I'm scared! letter from a man

I just got a telling me

he'd shoot me if I didn't stay away from his wife."

“Well, all you have to do is stay away from his wife.”

"Yeah, but he didn't sign his

name."

"

A general and a colonel were walking down the street. They met many privates, and each time the colonel would salute he would mutter "the same to you.”.

The general's curiosity soon got the better of him, and he asked:

“Why do you always say that?" The colonel answered:" "I was once a private and I know what they are thinking.

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First Imbiber: I found (hic) a half dollar.

Second Inebriate: Itsh mine, itsh got my name on it.

"Whatsh your n name?”

"E. Pluribus Unum. "Yeah, itsh yoursh."

He (asking a riddle): Why is it you have so many boy friends?

She: I give up.

A striking story-telling picture taken by local amateur with Rolleiflex camera.

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