THE CHINA MAIL, MAY 26, 1937.
Here's Some More Of Ain't Love Gland!
All That
That Glitters
Is Not Cold- - - -
o your husband if you're as "racy" as this!
But heaven help your
This little lady is getting rather too much out of her thyroid gland. Which means breathless danger for you if you hope to marry her, writes Katherine Townsend.
WE
E come now to the Hyperthy- roid. This does not mean a girl
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with a goitre. It's that rather un-
activity that results more than often remarkable
eyes are even
more ment and, before she gets it, stop in stress and strain all round and bright and enormous-a little pop- to pursue half a dozen others. for everybody.
eyed, in fact.
some-
Your normal thyroid was thing for ordinary folk to keep up with. Your hyperthroid drops them by the wayside like so much chaff.
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Most of the time she's beautiful,
fortunate condition of excess thyroid all bright and glittery. Her already
HE'LL BE RIGHT WHEN HE SAYS
Nobody Understands Me!
AIN'T LOVE GLAND!
Is YOUR' young man
ficult"?
“dif-
Or is YOUR girl lovely and
exciting-but looking a little bit
stupid?
And he probably does. He's not a good mixer,
He is apt to be ultra-refined, ultra- fastidious, 8 neurotic introvert.
Physically, she is much like
simple thyroid sister.
She never seems to finish the things she starts with such frenzied
But she is just a bit more sym-enthusiasm.
· IF YOU IGNORE OUR WARNING
ABOUT THIS GIRL-
and risk all on an evening out, you'd be well advised not to fix too inflexible a programme for she'll have a hundred ideas about it “ but plan to do a lot.
She'll eat пр every stunt thrill you can provide, and want to do all the clubs in one night.
She'll drink you under the table any time, so think carefully before you suggest cocktails.
Since an individual is generally metrical, more luscious, Her mouth is full. Her skin thrilling to the
only parathyroid-centred when the parathyroid is deficient, many of his traits are due to lack of calcium, with the profound effect this has on the nervous system.
There are difficulties with heart, stomach, and the other glands, for instance.
"ERE'S a remarkable and lone-'
So if he seems like a hypochon- parathyroid! Highly strung, or per- driac, he has good reason to be. haps we should say unstrung, and uniquely gifted. You may (go) through life without meeting even a single example. (So don't be thrown off your base by the first man who tells you that nobody un- derstands him.)
If a legitimate one should tell you that and you should decide to throw your lot in with his, you can count on being plunged to the depths of despair as well as to rarefied heights:
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You'd better be sure that both your own pretty feet are planted firmly on the ground before you at- tempt it.
He's got a slender physique that looks much weaker than it is.
His face is long and pale, with a curious narrow, stiffened upper lip.
As children your parathyroids often have a remarkable capacity for hallucination.
They are able to bring to mind pictures, maps, printed pages, com- plete and accurate in detail and colouring, after only a glance.
They often have a remarkable eye and ear memory.
These traits sometimes persist.
Evidently the lack of lime pro- duces a peculiar nerve condition which in turn is responsible for these phenomena.
Once safely past puberty there is little_danger of his being carried His expression is fixed and un- away to an actual asylum... though changing. And more than likely your house may become one, since you can see the blood vessels beat- your man will be marked with an ing over his temples.
His teeth are exceptionally poor.
He
baby.
was probably, a premature He may have been a twin.
he
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Aside from these few clues may have almost any other physical characteristics.
emotional instability.
He is more than likely an artist.
You find parathyroid geniuses like Flaubert with pituitary compensa- tions, or even lusty, pretty well compensated ones, like Goethe.
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But, though they may more less adjust themselves to a cruder But always you can be sure he world than their own, they remain will be over-sensitive and excited parathyroids · finding little un-
by people, ideas, food, stimuli of derstanding among men or women. all kinds, even the simplest.
They are far from the madding Your best and most hearty crowd and more often than not friends will think he snubs them. keep themselves there:
touch.
Her chest is firm and well defined.. Her legs are more sleek. Her mus eles more indefinite:
Her voice is full and rich. hands are more graceful
She is too excitable.
ting.
She'll chase a thrill half the world on the spur of
She's always restless.
She's subject to insomnia, tremor and heart palpitation. And it shows in her face.
The keen face of her sister thyroid is distorted not only into an expression of intense excitement but into one of apprehension.
She needs people; plenty of peo- ple, always around her.
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Her speed of perception, memory and reasoning is still terrific, but
well- her judgment, while often accurate, is not so well seasoned or balanced, at any rate so far as she herself is concerned.
She is, of course, as highly sexed. as any girl, responding quickly to impulsive pleading.
The thyroid need for appreciation Her can, in her, turn to excessive boast- ing, emotional display, exhibitionism and egomania (and, conversely, me too_galomania).
She doesn't hold her men for, as you can readily sea, she's not an easy girl to live with.
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