1937-03-30 — Page 4

THE CHINA MAIL, MARCH 30, 1937.

THE

WORLD

GOES BY

is an interesting and hospitable suggestion, made

paper, that young

EXHIBITION OF AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHY

Amateur photographers are re- minded that this is the last week for entries for the Exhibition which opens at 7 p.m. on Thursday April 8 in the Sailors and Soldiers Home. Prizes are to be awarded for the winning entries in each of the two Sections as follows:-

Section A (Pictorial)

in a Home First Prize people should Second Prize get off pat a selection of phrases Third Prize in a foreign language to help visi- tors in London for the Coronation,

Value $60

Value $30

Value $20

Section B (Scientific Prints And Natural History)

One of the phrases suggested is First Prize "How can I be of assistance you?"

to Second Prize

Value $30 Value $20 Consolation Prizes will be award- of the Com- Well, there you are, aren't you? ed at the discretion

I mean, it's all very well, 80 far mittee and at the recommendation and so good, but supposing a for- of the Judges. eigner takes full advantage of the

Entries should be forwarded to

offer, and you aren't a complete mas one of the undernoted members to ter, of his language?

reach them not later than 5 pm. Imagine how a Ruritanian's face on Monday April 5th. Mr. A`R. would light up..

Brown, Sailors and Soldiers Home; "Ah!" he would exclaim in fluent Mr. F. W. Clark, Civil Engineers Ruritanian, “My dear fellow, what Office, H. M. Naval Dockyard; Mr. luck! I will tell you how you can E. W. Fielding, c/o Messrs. Butter- help me. You see that large lady field & Swire.

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there by the lamp-post? Well, she Last year the Club Exhibition is-how do you say it in English?" was confined to entries from mem- --my better calf, yes? My fatted bers of H. M. Forces, but it was half no? She wants to... buy aldecided this year to introduce an fashionable hat. Now, where is a Open Class, as well as a Members cheap shop?**

Class. The support given by local

I mean, you know, that in ninety-exponents of the Art of the Camera nine cases out of ninety-nine there will decide the Committee's policy would be just a blank smile of good-for next year's Exhibition.

and a will on the English face, policeman would be summoned to help, and the Buritanian think he was being arrested,

obtained Entry Forms may be on application to the members would mentioned above,

and

the Fatted Half would sail into action with a loud yell, and there you are another International In- cident for poor worried Anthony

Eden.

Helpful Hannah

“FASCIST SAUSAGE" Concession To Vienna Epicures

The latest victim of the passion for standardisation and discipline

"He pays me a great deal of at-which afflicts all Fascist States is tention but he does not offer the Austrian sausage.

to take me out, or proposé to me. An authoritarian State must be What shall I do?" writes a sweet for ever making a display of au-

thority, and the Fuehrer of the saus young thing to a newspaper.

Above all, ducky, you must be age department decided that some- the womanly and ladylike.. I suggest thing must be done to instil that you borrow five dollars from spirit of order into Austrian saus-

"I ages. hîm one evening, and then say - am going to take you to the pic- tures."

No fewer than 180 varieties, he made in established, were being

different When you say good-night, re Austria, each bearing a

Conferences, attended by mark with a frank, sweet smile "Of name. course no gentleman expects to be experts from every province of Aus- tria, have been in progress in Vien- repaid a loan by a single lady.”

na.

Thus he will know how tactful you are, and will probably marry you to get his five dollars back.

For Hostesses

You will all be interested, I know, to learn that a new and exciting use has been found for big drums One never..

quite knew what to

Recently it was announced that, under the slogan “Normalisation- of sausages,” only 50 kinds of sausage were to be tolerated in future. Great was the outery among the epicures.

It was so great, in fact, that it has softened the heart of the sausage dictator to the extent of his per- mitting 10 additional vārīēties. An official announcement is issued that not 50 but 60 varieties of normalis- Well, one hostess has turned hers ed sausage will m' future be allowed

with them did one?-after

had tired of banging them.

đô

one

înto a "combined occasional table in Austria.

and visitors book. She has had

the parchment on the side removed once grew down on the little old and opaque glass substituted, and farm in Devon. on this her guests write their names with a diamond pencil.

When the glass is covered with names, you take out the remaining side of parchment, turn the drum over and use it as a bird bath. The parchment, covered with blotting paper, makes dainty bird mat.

- It was so large nobody believed it was really there. It looked like me kar a banana but tasted like nothing on earth. It grew from the top of a cocoanut palm and smelt like hell.

I never knew what to do with it. I wanted to use it to shave în but it was too large to be got into the bathroom, so I scooped it out and turned it into a horse trough. After several nags had sickened and died The German horticulturist who after drinking from it, it was sold has evolved a fruit which “tastes to a circus proprietor and is now be-

Horticulture

as

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