1937-03-15 — Page 3

THE CHINA MAIL, MARCH 15, 1937.

THE

WORLD

GOES BY

THIS is the true story of the

Caballero Note To League

CHARGE AGAINST

ITALY

Geneva, To-day.

The Valencia Government sent

missing brassiere of Miss a Note to the langue of Nations

Dodo Dynamite, or why men stay out at night.

It arises from an advertisement

"suitable

on Saturday protesting against Italian intervention particularly

on the Guadalajara front

ご

a violation of Article X of the

in the China Press in Shanghai the The intervention is described as other day, offering a award" to the "gentleman" who ab-League Covenant. ⠀ sconded with the brassiere of a

Italian officers captured during dancing girl at a certain ballroom the last few days, on this front, The advert was no joke or hoax says the Note, have confirmed the No, sir. It was an honest-to-good-presence in Spain of large units of ness 100 per cent. brassiere, and the Italian army.

stolen was begged, borrowed or

- Fully equipped Italian troops from an artiste known as Miss Dodo were landed at Cadiz on February Dynamite, who was naturally start-16 and following days. ed and highly indiguzart.

Four Divisions.

Dodo, it should be mentioned, is The Guadalajara offensive is be- a lady who performs a weird coming led, the Note alleges, by four bination dance of jazz, hula and regular divisions of the Italian what is known in the United States army, namely, the first, second and of America as à "strip tease" third Black Shirt divisions and the dance.

first Lutorio division, all · under General Margias.

This, I understand, is an item of entertainment in which the dancer The Note also says that accord- appears on the floor wearing prac-ing to information, two further tically next-door to nothing and Italian divisions are expected to leaves it wearing less still

Dodo's dance was just nearing its climax when the brassiere disap peared.

arrive.

Act of War This Italian action is referred to as an act of war without previous Some who were present stoutly declaration of war. maintained that Miss Dynamite dis- The Note does not draw any con- carded the brassiere and tossed it clusions or put forward any mo- to the floor, from which spot it was tion, but merely expresses the de- quickly retrieved by an ambitious sire that it be communicated fome- gent who may or may not have diately to all members of the looked too long and often on the League of Nations Trans-Ocean. cup that cheers.

Dodo was furious and the ques- tion naturally arose, "Was the brassiere being wom at the time.

VARSITY STORM

the bold, if ungallant, thief made President Ousted By

off with it, and if so, how come?””

That he took it off the lady is denied by the erring brassiere-pin- cher, who answered the afore-men- tioned ad in the "China Press" and confessed to being the villain of the piece:

Regents

By an eight to seven. vote the Regents of Wisconsin University voted last month to oust Dr. Glenn Frank from the Presidency of that institution.

He claims that Miss Dynamite Regarded as one of America's -bubbling over with

My ducators Dr. the spirit of her remarkable dance, had thrown most progressive caution and brassiere to the well-Frank has been at odds with the known winds, and that he, the State Governor, Mr. Philip La Guilty One, had retrieved it from Follette, over what the University the floor, thinking that perhaps he president insisted was an effort to might have it cut down into poc- ket handkerchiefs. ·

introduce politics into education. His friends on the Board alleged that their colleagues had received instructions from the Governor to oust Dr. Frank

Be that as it may, the whole affair was settled when the gent in question publicly handed over the missing garment to Miss Dodo said that his troubles were due to Dr. Frank, in his own defence, Dynamite at the stroke of midnight his refusal to become an "educa- on the same cabaret floor where the tonal drill sergeant, and to make deed had been perpetrated,

Miss Dynamite is now happy, the Guilty One was rewarded with free dinner, and the mystery --- has been solved,

"China Pra

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the university a Fascist institution. Nearly 1,000 students stormed the Governor's once protesting agamist the ouster" Police were required to clear the corridors and faster the students into the Legis- "My financial situation is becoming (lative chamber, where the Governor seriouser and seriouser each day. I addressed them The Governor played politics have now reached stage when a man demed saunters casually in the vicinity of with the ersity, and said bars for hours in the hope that it was

foes

someone he knows, will come by and causing trouble there. ask him to have one

could not give the

So I was all set for raising the an answer to their

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