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"POOR RELATIONS" INTELLIGENCE

INTERESTING ARTICLE ON CHIMPANZEES

SUPERSTITIONS DISCOVERED

(By The Very Rev. W. R. Inge, D.D.)

have often wondered that philo- recognised their own photographs.

everybody think in the same stock I sophers and men of science Like babies, they try to kiss their

phrases, see the same stock types, are still to be found who kukintain reflections in a mirror, and they, . react to the same stock emotions.that there is a generic difference were surprised to And that ther "The ordinary person may no between the intelligence of hu- photograph of a chimpanzee had longer be capable of registering man beings and that of the so- no solid back to it. But the ex- individual emotion: The called lower animals. We are toldperiment with mirrors and photo- artist is aware of this and tries that they have to be content with graphs had a ludicrous-con- desperately to fix and solidify it." instinct, while we have specialised sequence. The apes became, 30:

To-day jazz was the only inter-in intellect.

fond of their counterfeit "present- national music. he said, and was Descartes held that they are ments that they developed a Nar- more a subject for the pathologist) mere automata; no doubt it has cissus complex. They were found that the musician.

been possible to maintain that we gazing at their resections · în. jare only automata, “the most cun-water or on say bright surface. . mingly devised of nature's clocks," They look after each other kind- as I think Huxley put it.

ly and efficiently when one of This theory is perhaps rather them is ill or hurt. Kohler once the jubilee of the Institute of out of date. The fact is that like got a splinter into his finger, and Chemistry had a very large toast-other parvenus we are ashamed of showed it to one of his friends. list. The eight full-dress speeches our poor relations. Disraeli, m-The ape at once assumed the were equally divided between the expectedly appearing in gor-gravity and importance of a sure men of science and the profes geons Taiment at the Oxford geon; he examined the wound

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The China Mail fault will be a loss to the share professional, slipped away during

holders, and not to the State, Dr. Burgin's speech though the shareholders are against the Government. Hong Kong, Saturday, Oct. 19, 1935 really partners with the State.

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One is bound to admit that body was discussing evolution, the splinter by two very skilful proclaimed that he was "on the squeezes with his fingers, and side of the angels " Bishop then he examined the hand very Samuel Wilberforce, primed by closely and let it fall, satisfied Professor Owen, who was a really with his work. crossed swords with Huxley, and great anatomist, imprudently asked him whether he traced his terrified of toys which even re- It is curious that they were descent from a monkey on the motely resembled some animal, father's side or the mother's.

and were still more horrified when His attitude is still authorita-their master came to them wear vote tive at Dayton, Tennessee, to being an ugly mask. Kohler thinks, carefully distinguished from Day- and I agree, that this is supersti ton, Ohio. But the other day ation, like our ancestors' fears of small, boy at the Zoo, with a con ghosts and demons. fused idea of the Birmingham When a dog bays at the inoon, controversy, said, "Mummy, have is he not in a very rudimentary, lished was £1,750,000,000, but

all these poor monkeys got to be way saying his prayers? We once come bishops?” It is quite safe to say that in the increase had been more and

collies, one of which It is odd that we should be so died. I pretended to see him in 11919 everybody believed that more rapid, and it is certain

sensitive, for if we were so inde the corner of the room, and talk- the application of "Economic that the amount is now over and what have We?";

sterling equivalent of

licate as to date our birth from ed to him. The other dog, which Sanctions would be completely the

The greater.

our real beginning, we should had never loved its companion, effective in deterring any Gor-£2,000,000,000.

HURDLE

have to acknowledge that we were showed unmistakable signs of ernment from going to war, part of the debt is held in Italy,

Fortune Teller — “Madım, you will The loss of trade, the inability as foreigners have not been visit many foreign lands and the once much lower in the biological fear to borrow, the breach of mer anxious to buy this security-courts of lings and queens. You will scale than any mammal..

Kohler soon found that the- connections. seemed. The rate at which the last loan conquer all rivals and marry the man

chimpanzees differed as much in likely to involve more loss and was raised was five per cent, of your choice. He will be tall, dark,

I have just been reading Koh-character and inteligence as hu- disturbance than would be with exemption from income and handsome, aristocratic, young and ler's famous book on the Mental man

beings. They were very worth facing. These are the tax a very considerable con-

The Client “Oh, isn't that lovely! ity of Apes Kohler spent sever-clannish, and gave a newcomer a consequences of any war, in the cession, and the price was 95. Now tell me just one more thing. How al years in the company of chim very bad time. They also formed

at But they are not The old five per cent debt was will I get rid of my present husband? panzees long run

Teneriffe, making cliques; two of them would strike- clearly realised until the warn-cut down to 3% per cent. in-

friends with them and observing op a warm friendship. ing is too late.

their habits. He is described as There is no terest, and can be tendered as

Did Kohler try to teach them to now Professor of Philosophy at understand German? It seems to doubt that Mr. Eden is pushing part payment for the new stock in India. - on the organisation of the en at the price of 80, if another 15 "I was taking my usual morning Berlin. I hope he will be care me that experiments of this kiad forcement of the recent resolu- lire is added in cash. Had Italy dip when I spotted three gladiators ful, for are chimpanzees Aryans? might have been valuable. Dogs tions as fast as any man could. pursued a policy of peaceful making for me, so I had to swim for At any rate, their noses are not are sometimes astonishingly quick

Semitic A but what are the omens of suc development she could have dear life!"

lat recognising the meaning of borrowed at

"You mean navigators--something cess?

There is a companion volume, human speech. three per cent. One thing is perfectly clear. The boast of not borrowing like a crocodile ?" interposed Johnson

"Well, what are gladiator?***

by Zuckermann, about baboons In a house where I was staying The economic penalty should be from abroad is perhaps literally "Gladiators? Why, they're a sort But baboons are not nice animals the other day the hostess remark

"Manners they have none and, as ed to applied at a much earlier stage correct, but it is balanced by of flower grown from bulbs"

my wife, Toby must be It should be preventive, not the reflection that Italy has not

T NEWS

for their customs, they are heast-washed to-morrow." The dog, who penal Il Duce knew all about been conspicuous for paying LOCAL

ly. The chimpanzee, ON the was lying on the hearth-rug, un- the Covenant years ago; at least abroad, and lenders do like to

other hand, apart from his pre-derstood perfectly, and was much BREVITIES four years ago he set himself get something back

dilection for coprophagy (the ob- agitated. On the next morning" scurity of a learned language is he hid himself and could not be to prepare for resistance, by The embargo on capital will creating large reserves of what be disadvantageous to Italy

The name of Dr. Thomas here useful) is a gentleman. He found eous month was most essential, and aiming increasing ratio

by Jack, BDS (Sydney), D.DS has all the virtues and some of at the utmost possible self-suf month if the war drags on but (Toronto), LDS. (Ontario), has the faults of homo sapiens. ficiency. The easiest measure it seems that a very big pro- been added to the Dental Regis to enforce, as it has been the portion of the loss will fall on ter. first to be put into action, is the private foreign shareholders in prohibition of loans. Two days Italian Companies, and it has to ago Il Duce boasted that as he be brought into consideration Gregor, Chief Justice, has order-real intelligence. He can carry was amused to see that a clericat had not borrowed any money that a few months ago II Duce ed that the next Criminal concerted plans If he wants to friend had put up a cross over his from abroad for thirteen years, commandeered

foreign Sessions will take place on Mon- draw food into his cage from a dog's grave. Bat, he would have no need to do so securities owned by Italians day morning, commencing at 10 place out of his reach, he will fit word, I think he was nearer the now. It is worth while to take These were paid for by the am aglance at the figures of Italian issue of scrip which was added

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Duties To Poor Relations

Is it not a horrible thing that Real Intelligence

over a great part of Christendora Kohler is mainly concerned to the authorised teaching is that prove, as he does triumphantly, since no animals have no souls we His Honour Sir Atholl Mac that the chimpanzee possesses have no duties towards them? 1

trade and finance, to see to the public debt. The mem It is notified that the name of whether the boast is justified bers of the League who are en- the Macau Hong Kong Sports always remembering that Italy forcing sanctions have there- Club, Ltd, has been struck off the was very generously treated by fore no chance of retaliation by Register of Companies her former Allies, who allowed commandeering or cancelling

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upon

a stick into a hollow bamboo, and true spirit of Christianity than will rake in the coveted morsel, those who accept the doctrine I always putting the end of the have just mentioned.") double stick beyond the object. I know that St. Paul saked con- If the food is hanging from the temptuously, "Doth God take care ceiling, he will place one box on of oxen?" I am sorry that he said the top of another, or even make so. But a greater than St. Pan

red of

her to write off ninety per cent the former Italian investments. Unless cause is shown to the a pile of three boxes, and mount told us that no sparrow falls to of her war debt, remembering because they have already been contrary at the expiration of three on them will knock off his banana the ground without God-We also that her existing debt was realised, and the exchange used months from October, 12, the with a stick. But he will also take men, the tyrants, and bullies of devalued when the gold value of to pay for munitions. Dicta-name of the Lan Sing Hing Ki his man friend engagingly by the our planet, have yet much to the lira was fixed at its present torship alone could have made Co. Ltd will be struck off the hand, and lead him under the learn about our duties to our poor ratio.

this deal possible.

Register of Companies and the banana, after which he will sud-relations, who have as good a In 1928, before the simp

company, will be dissolved. |denly spring on his shoulder-

right to life and happiness as we- began, the sterling value of SAFETY-PINS THAT

The little community invented have Italian trade was £366,600,000 |

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bus will leave Repulse Bay at 1 on to a stick tourists, that shows a big "de-

am to-day and a half-hourly bas licked ficit, represented by obligations

service will operate to-morrow fashions, incurred for the supply of what are called “producers”... goods.” such as machinery. In 1934 A new type of safety-pin which the Imports had sunk to £128 baby may swallow with less chance. The Hong Kong Branch of the walk 000,000, and Exports to 587 of internal injury, has been in English Association will commence off [000,000. In the four years

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