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Sense Of Humour PIANO RECITAL

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way to Borough Hall, leaving Joe laughter, because it seems Joe has a note telling that if he does not like a hunk of Limburger cheese in his it he knows what he can do. duke, and what I shake hands with "Well, Joe," I say, after listening is this Limburger. Furthermore it with great interest to his story. "I

“Female Paderewski”

At Hotel

JANUARY 30 ARRANGED

Madame Renee Florigny, the

is some of Mindy's Limburger always hate to hear of these little French pianist of International re- cheese, and everybody knows that domestic difficulties among my putation, who recently arrived in Mindy's Limburger cheese la very friends but maybe this is all for the the Colony, is scheduled to give, a best. till, I feel sorry for you, if Recital in the Roof Garden of The squashy, and also very loud.

Of course, I laugh at this, too, it will do you any good," I say Hong Kong. Hotel on the evening

"Do you feel sorry for me." Joe of January 80 át 9 o'clock.. although to tell the truth I will

She is making a leisurely round- laugh much more heartily if Joe the says, "If you wish to feel sorry for Joker drops dead in front of me, anybody, feel sorry for Frankle the-world trip and has already because I do not like to be made Ferocious, and," he says, "If you covered an extensive field. At all in Europe, the subject of laughter on Broad-can spare a little sorrow, give it to the places visited

Canada, America, South American Rosa," way. But my laugh is really quite

And Joe the Joker laughs very Republics, India, the Straits Bettle hearty when Joe takes the rest of the cheese that is not on my angers hearty again and starts telling me ments, Japan, and Shanghai she has and smears it on the steering wheels about a little scatter that he has up given successful concerts.

In each and every instance the of some automobiles parked in from in Harle where he keeps a chair of Mindy's, because I get to think-xed up with electric wires so he Press reports have been full of con Ing of what the drivers, will say can give anybody that sits down in vincing enthusiasm concerning her it a nice jolt, which sounds very brilliant playing, and musical critics when they start ateering their cars.

Then I get to talking to Joe the humorous to me, at that, especially have termed her a "female Pader- Joker, and I ask him how things are

when Joe tells me how they turn on ewski." up in Harlem, where Joe, and his too much juice one night and almost

kill Commodore Jake. younger brother, Freddy, and several other guys have a amall or-

Finally Joe aaya he has to get tionally wide repertoire, but likes ganisation operating in beer, and back to Harlem, but first he goes especially the composers Beethoven, Joe says things are as good as can to the telephone in the corner cigar Chopin and Mozdrt. Those two have be expected considering business store and calls up Mindy's and heard her play claim that her inter- conditions. Then I ask him how imitates a doll's voice and tells pretation of these masters is an un- Rosa is getting along, this Rosa be Mindy he is Peggy Joyce, or some forgettable joy, so subtle is her ing Joe the Joker's ever-loving wife, body, and orders fitty dozen sand- understanding of their moods, and and a personal friend of mine as I wiches sent up at once to an apart-60 smooth and finished her techni know her when she is Rosa Mid-ment in West 72nd Street for a que in rendering their masterpieces. A welcome treat is in store for night, and is singing in the old Hot birthday party, although, of course,

Wide Repertoire Madame Florigny has an excep.

Box before Joe hauls off and mar- there is no such number as he gives, music lovers on January 80 and the and nobody there will wish fifty event at the Hong Kong Hotel Roof dozen sandwiches if there is such a Garden should not be missed. number.

The Programme

ries her.

Well, at this question Joe the Joker starts laughing, and I can see

Then Joe gets in his car and An excellent programme is pro- that something appeals to his sense starts off, and while he is waiting mised for the occasion which is as of humour, and finally he speaks as for the traffic lights at 50th Street, follows:- follows:

I see citizens on the side-walka mak-

"Why," he says, "do you not hearing sudden leaps, and looking Gavotte. the news about Rósa? She takes around very fierce, and I know Joe Coucou the wind on me a couple of months the Joker is plugging them with Sonate ago for my friend Frankle Ferottle pellets made out of tin foll cious, and is living in an apartment from cigarette boxes, which he fires, on Bedford Avenue, over in Brook from a rubber band hooked between lyn, right near his house, although," his thumb and forefuger.

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Scener d'Enfants

Joe says, "of course you understand Joe the Joker is very expert with Jardin sous la plute I am telling you this only to answer this proposition, and it is very Danse Espagnole your question, and not to holler funny to see the citizens jump, al-Tango copper on Rosa,"

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Then he lets out another large makes a miscue and knocks out Danse de la Nolinare ha-ha, and in fact Joe the Joker somebody's eye. But of course fi Fantaisie pour la main gauche soule keeps Laughing until I am afraid he te all in fun, and shows you what will injure himself internally, and a wonderful sense of humour Joe

I am figuring on getting away from has.. him, because if. Joe is found there

PART III

Ballade en Sol Mineur Well, a few days after these I see Etrids in front of Mindy's with internal by the papers where a couple of Preluds injuries the gendarmes are bound Harlem guys that I know Joe the Rigoletto to be around asking for informa-Jeker is mobbed up with are found

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so reasonable to them if I say he very dead, indeed; and the coppers laughs himself into these injurias. It is because they are trying to Personally, I do not see anything move in on certain business enter-

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The programme is as follows:- |I-FIVE ENGLISH-SONGS (c) Sweet and Twenty" (b) "Lullaby"

comical in a guy's ever-loving wife prises that belong to nobody but Mr. & Mrs. Bowes Smith taking the wind on bim for a guy Frankie Ferocious. But, of course, like Frankle Ferocious, ao when Joe the coppers do not say Frankle the Joker finally quiets down a bit Ferocious puta these guys in the I ask him what is funny about the sacks, because in the first place proposition.

Frankie will report them to head- "Why," Joe says, "I have to laugh quarters if the coppers say such a A Piano and Vocal recital will be every time I think of how the big thing about him and in the second given by Mr. and Mrs. A. M. Bowes- grenschall is going to feel when he place putting guys in sacks is strict Smith with additional accompani-] finds out how expensive Rosa is. Ily a St. Louis ides, and to have a ments by Mr. Frederick Mason, do not know how many things guy put in a sack properly you have ARCO, L.T.C.L, at the Helena Frankie Ferocious has running for te send to St. Louis for experts in May Institute on Thursday com- him in Brooklyn," Jos says, "but he this matter, although I hear thai mencing at 6.80 p.m. better try to move himself in on the some very good sickers are being mint if he wishes to keep Ross developed in other cities. going:"

Now putting a guy in a sack la Then he laughs again, and I con-not as easy as it sounds, and, in sider it wonderful the way Joe In fact, it takes quite a lot of practice 30th Jan: able to keep his sense of humour and experience. To put a guy in aven in such a situation as this, a sack properly, you first have to although up to this time I always put him to sleep, because naturally think Joe is very daffy indeed about no guy la going to walk into a sack Rosa, who is a little doll, weighing wide awake unless he is a plumb maybe ninety pounds with her hat sucker. Some people claim the best 22nd Jau, on, and quite cute, although-person-way to put a guy to sleep is to give 23rd Feb,ally I always consider her a little him a sleeping powder of some kind too ariappy in her remarks, which in a drink, but the real experts just is the way little dolls always are tap the guy on the noggin with):

Now I judge from, what Joe the some instrument such as

a black Joker tells me that Frank Ferocious jack, which saves the expense of 4th Feb. 6th Har knows Ross before Joe marries her, buying the drink.

(c) "Chopokerry's (d) Sweet Content"

By Peter Warlock. (6) "Hefte Cuckoo Fair"!

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and is always pitching to her uken | Anyway, after the guy is asleep, she is singing in the Hot Box and you double him up like a pocket even after abe is Joe's ever-loving knife, and tie a cord dor a wire wife, Frankle occasionally calls her around his neck and under his up, especially when he commences knees. Then you put him in a to be a rising citizen of Brooklyn, gunny sick, and leave him some 7th Fab although, of course, Joes does not place, and by and by, when the guy 7th Mar learn about these calls until later wakes up and finds himself in the And about the time Frankie Fero-sack, naturally be wants to get out, clous coinmences to be a rising and the first thing he does is to try First Movement Allegro Maistoso BRITISH STEAMERS, CHANGTE- TAIPING ard Feb; citizen of Brooklyn, things begin to straighten out his knees. This Second Movement Scherzo: Molto

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