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SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, 1926.

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Orange Cocktail

2

1.

.2.

Chicken Gumbe Soup.

3.

Lobster, American Spuce.

4.

Castler de Chevreull,

B.

Vol au Vent of chicken.

7.

Potato Cakes.

Ronst Sucking plg. Mashed marrow,

8. Celery Saute.

9.

10.

11.

Asparagus Salad.

Neapolitain lee Cream.

Cheese.

12. Fruit.

13. Coffe

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For the Kiddies.

TRICKS AND TEASERS,

A Bleycle Is An Umbrella.

| Proof :-

THE CHINA MAIL.

A bicycle is a two-wheeled

machine,

A too wieldy machine is one

beyond control, ie, a mad

MILLA,

A madman is a lunatic,

A lunatic is one off his chump,

An office chum is a friend,

A friend is a protector,

SEIGMUNDIS'S PAGE.

Boys and Girls.

RELATING TO RELATIVES.

Also Grown-Ups.

"ANOTHER HELPING, PLEASE! '

The following recipes have! been tested and approved by the Good Housekeeping Institute. con- ducted by "Good Housekeeping! Magazine," and are especially

Just try to tabulate the follow- ing and see if you can get it more I am going to do the clearly.

and as soon as I have same, finished; I will let you see it.

deputy of

4 eggs, separated; 1 teaspoon fraternal insurance society obtain-salt; 4 tablespoons water; 1 small ed the application of Mr. tomato shortening.

tomatoes Z. X. Johnson,

The

A

certain

and glad-

A protector is one who guards,y escorted that sensible in

i.e., a shelter;

Test Your Spelling.

aulted to this season. Tomato Omelet,

Cook

until thick. Season to taste.

Beat egg yolks light. Add salt;

Beat whites until A shelter is a screen from the dividual before the examining and water.

raire an umbrella.

physician. In the process of fill stiff and fold into beaten yolks. Ing out the papers, Mr. Johnson Put enough into frying pan to cover bottom, when melted. When was asked to name his nearest

it is hot, put in' mixture and cook If you would like to test your relatives, that they might be de-slowly until nearly done. Then apelling ask your pal to read this out to you. If you make no mis-signated as beneficiaries. He ex-place in a slow oven at about 350°F. until omelet is dry on top. take, you will have done well.

spread be stowed Remove, "A hartased cobbler met an em- "I met a widow, and married

tomatoes over half the omelet. barrassed pediar in the cemetery, her. She had a step-daughter. fold over and turn onto i platter. gauging the symraetry of his My father, a widower, visited us, This amount will serve 8 people: uncle's ankles with unparalleled and married the step-daughter. (If you prefer, use fresh tomatoes ecstasy."

My wife became the mother-in-cut in slices and fried until soft.)

French Pancakes. law of her father-in-law, and my

*

Thought-Reading.

plained as follows:-

2 eggs; 1 cup milk; 1 cup flour; 2 teaspoons baking powder: 1 teaspoon salt: jelly: 1 tablespoon melted shortening.

Ask a friend to write a sen-step-daughter my step-mother tence on a piece of paper. He My father is my step-son. must hand this round and let "After a while my step-mother, everyone read it except yourself.

Beat egg light. Add milk. Then request him to fold it up and the step-daughter, of my wife, had

Sift Hour. sant and baking powder together.

and place it on the floor, and get one a son. This boy is my brother,

Add of the party to put his foot of it.being my father's son, but he is bent smooth. Grease griddle After apparently thinking deeply also the son of my wife's step- using about as much as you for a few minutes, assume

aughter, and so, her grandson. would to grease a cake pan. Therefore, am my brother's When hot, drop spoonfuls of bat- ter on griddle. Cook untit nearly grandfather.

done, then turn and finish on the

3

bright smile and say to the owner pf.the foot

You wish me to tell you what is on that piece of paper?"

When he replies, "Yes," you answer, "your foot." and make for

the door.

The Eight Squares Puzzle. Cut out eight squares as shown below, and then cut four of them diagonally aeroG3,

from

The puzzle is to form these pieces a perfect square. The solution will appear next week.

The solutions to the two puzzles given last Saturday are:-

ស៊ីន ស៊ី

SHAPEZ

FALAZE

EN T S E

SER TER S

DOING GETS THINGS DONE.

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The following is an editorial from the "Children's, News- paper," and contains an excellent.

It is entitled lesson for us all. "Where Will You Be In "1976?," and goes on

Fifty years Hence you may re- turn to the school where you are now only an unimportant pupil, and you may then be famous, the guest of honour who has been entreated to give away the prizes and make a speech. If that day does come what advice will you have for those who sit where you are sitting now? By then life will have taught you some things you cannot learn from books.

Rather more than fifty years left ago.

a boy named Cave Merchant Taylors' School. A week or two ago he came back, Lord Chancellor of England. He has lived a full and varied life, he has served the Commonwealth- through peace and war, been be hind the scenes, and known the truth about politicians.

The advice of one who know men and affairs so well is well worth having.

is

my

"Then my wife had a daughter

mother-in-law My daughter's step-sister and grand mother, because my daughter is her step-son's child. My father

the brother-in-law of

is

my

other side.

Put on plate, spread with jelly, roll and dust with powdered sugar. This makes ten pancakes. Apple Griddle Cakes.

daughter, who is also the daughter- 2 cups bread broken in pieces; of my grandmother. I am my 2 cups hot milk: 2 eggs, separ mother's brother-in-law, my wife ated: 1 cup flour; 1 tablespoon

shortening: 2 teaspoons baking'

is

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her own child's aunt, daughter is my father's niece, and Powder: 1 tablespoon sugar;

teaspoon salt: 1 cup chopped ripe

am my own grandfather"

When Mr. Johnson finished the apples. above simple and easily under-

Soak bread and milk together

until soft.

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stood statement of his family rela-over night or tions, the doctor had collapsed rub to a paste. Add sugar and the deputy had taken to the salt; then egg yolks, beaten until light. Add flour and baking woods. The applicant is waiting for someone to come along and powder sifted together. Fold in designate his beneficiary so that stiffly beaten egg whites.

apples into batter with fork. be can, go ahead and join.

Drop by spoonfuls on Criscoed griddle. Cook until partly done and then turn and finish cooking. A Litta, Paw and Lightly araberus Betha Turn. only once.

"NO ONE 15 PERFECT:"

I wish to thank the friend who sighs herself Joan" for the fol- lowing poem, which she intimates is cut from the children's corner of a Home paper.

The title of the poem is "No One Is Perfect," but, after, read ing the poem, I think that Selina

(referred to) is nearly so. Of all the ducks I ever knew

I like Selina best, Her bill is such a lovely hue.

She is so nicely dressed.

She does not scorn the common

round,

WAYS OF A PLANT.

1

Stir

Sir Jagadia Chandra Bose would almost say of plants what Shylock said of Jews? Are they not fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Christian is?

Before the Royal Society of Medicine he has been showing that a plant seems to have a heart which pulses with the plant sap. The plant bleeds when it is prick- ed; it is poisoned by the same

Nor shirk the daily task?' Each morning in the coop is drugs as a human being.

found

The egg for which we ask.

Some females gad about all day,

Selina does not roam; " Not Flower Shows nor a Scout

display

"Can tempt her from her home.

But I must say, although I'm

fond,

Her manners are too slack.. A Doctor Smith passed by

pond.

I heard her call him Quucie.

(Continued at font of next. Column)

the

rumbler does not want any re- sponsibility or any trouble, but he feals free to carp at the boy who shoulders it all."

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In years to come, at some Old Boys Reunion, you will meet them again.. The boy who never got things done will not have founded a big business, or won a V.O., or made a great scientific discovery, or found fanie as Now Lord Cave has been artist. He will still be the man summing up his experience of the with a grievance, and "go, of world by saying that he agrees course, he will have few friends; with the dictum of Oliver Wendell for who is so boring as he? In- Holmes: The race is made up of stead of grumbling about the those who get things done and captain of the school he will now those who sit still and explain be abusing the Government, or why they ought to be done in some complaining about the ways of other way..

the new generation. According Lord Cave has observed that to him everything will be wrong, the people who get things done but a very little inquiry will seem to get more out of life than show that he has never done the people who only criticise. anything to put things right..

You can prove that the world The other man will listen to really is divided into these two his tale of woe a little sadly, and classes by looking round you will then run off to get on with even now. Whenever there is his work as Lord Chancellor of anything to be done, choosing Prime Minister, or something team or starting a school mage- else of importance in that great zine, you will find someone doing world where pride and fame and. all the work and someone else the joy of life give a man the doing cll the grumbling. The reward of his labour,

He used a delicate probe, which was made after a suggestion that came to him when looking at a hedgehog's quill, and which re- sponds to every pulse of the sap. The movement is so slight that no microscope can detect it, but by attaching the probe to an electric galvanometer, on which a light- reflecting mirror swings, the movement is magnifled five mil- lion times as the image of the light swings across a screen.

In this way he showed that the| venom of a cobra will accelerate the pulse of the plant while an opiate will still it.

[For the information of those who have not heard of Sir Jagadis| Chandra Bose, I add that he is

the one who says that we are descendants of plants not monkeys, Heaven förbid!]

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Copper lasts eight times as long

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A normal man's heart beats

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