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D EVERY ME E AND ST

P. A. LAPICQUE-4 Queen's Buildings.

THE CHINA MAIL.

'twill gerve to lighten their burden if my "stardy Mancha" was towing ever heard of have attempted ex- those attending notings take to me home during the week. One of traordinary publis works that you do beatt te following recommendations this days there'll be a boasy hero and try to meet the cost out of recently published in a foie pyper-accident there, "involving a couple of

1. Don't cont

2. If you do enme, sumie tɛg lati 3. If tin wet or loo dry, ton hot or ton rod, don't think of eaning.

Kick if you are not a pointed un the committee, and if you are-ap pointed, never attend a meeting,

5. Don't have anything to any whoc you are called upon.

:

6. If you attend a meeting. find fault with the proceedings and the work done by other members.

trama, a few motor cars, an odd current revesar," How aptly it au go it riads in the light of; Therwðsóy'à' Tican, and of ourse fortunato pedestrian." That corner's badge debate Verily, a thing of "really dangerous. Į

sound senas in a jay for ever.

AS

TRUE

AS

19.

BATERIA COTOBER

28, 1942

THE SOUND-SLEBTR.

A TALE OF A TYRË,

Ods in Tulmeco and COME FILL Banr

'a inor 18 CUP tices," and the Acting AN KNJớt. Covienne doesn't Ge THE WHED," Why jeople who in- dulge in minor siem. should not pay adequately for the pleasure. Od me! What are "t

Toard, the City Hill 1 cuminor dricast on the joys'et t ́e divjnë” agron iride, the "Huwiurable Member on Really, one ninet weed? What other “ta * my might that it should be wide a sort Inugh. Lloyd George, sing the delights of the imagif expendium of offices, restaurant ALRICHT) the adroit politician cup Sages and poets have donut milia rception roums

both. An Amerinucolicge magama proper. I strongly object to working angling for votes, recently published a few linea which in fires worth a theatre on one side and

WIZARD

Dear, dear! The sana ild pious platitude again. It la stated, and I think everyone agrees that we TAXES Are very lightly taxed."

Thus the Ac ing Governor calmly auperes the credit for neatly expres my faelinge regarding in the Legislative Council. Lightly faxed yes, but in comparison everything bis government only tohace with-3 Britain, the moss heavily accomplished when public opinion Tobacco is a Sithy ward-

I like it 1 no further delay. It satisfies no zormal need— taxed coun ry in the world or Ger- would brook

Jikit!

B. Never bring a friend whom you think might join the Society.

9. Don't do anything m.. haninapy with its ever growing repara-For instance, he plays with fro

at ho

some on the other."Extract from His Excellency's speech sa tha lai last ilebat.I.

you can possibly help to futluer the tions burden? Perhaps, but certain in Ireland until he has nearly mak s` you grow both thin and Bral, next to the Bauk, which housed

Society's interest; then, when a few take off their coats and do thing, how This Society is run by a clique."

10. Start a counter organization. 11. It does not matter if you are very doubtful about it yourself "ut

attack the accounts of the society

as vehemently as you can.

ly not with Hongkong if our budget programme were lighter. Oh no.

ronymi:

OF XOISE.

It takes the hair right off your bean, It's the worst darned stuff I've even

Јеля: set the whole imperial house ablaze- Idmed a dream. (on to mention tho sparks dying. was in jait, I can't reneress the pend") and then at the member why, but I sup cleventh hour is forced by public pose I had been caught

opinion to make "g Jaughing in the presence

settlement.

now

of a molo kuas and Magistrate Hamil This unwilling action he

Ecoa.

I like it.

So far'o booze is concernul heartily gero with the Highland

Seated in Bibren-new office in the Ban new City building in Queen'

Επι Government department, a

Offi ial Pereounge ought to have been queting hall and a theatre, the

ably content. He looked placid

fint that was mere force of habit. In- ! wordly he was ruff'id,

The O. P. beaved a deep sigh and the chair creaked in armpathy. Ho

12. Get the few leaders that work / ton had been as flint, Anyway, I proclaims one of his finest and Proverb: " Whiskey is a bad thing— | way thinking of that sylvan solitude

was in jail. And then I awoke. Ob greatest achievements. Politics especially bad whi-key. the regret, the disappointment. That BAL!

into trouble by acting as a spy.

In his book,Great Men boon in jail? Not a bit. That LLOYD and Great Days,

..

GEOE Stepbane Lauzanue, editor

I'd awakened from the peace ond quiet of a secure retreat they had

THE

the

I

Bumu

COLONY

ONLY HIGHTY

YEARS

THE OLD

OALELL

me-that

ceilings and hammering dcor

"that

ir the stragging structure above. It is a pose with come Battery Pach front which tho D.P.W. FUR pe ple, and a

very had his new created sub,departments The Acting Governor thinks we are very lucky, WARNING vulgar. Fuse, to affect had ousted him. The worst of these

coin for what they pratiferous anofficiale to bava.a City Hall.opd

cannot comprebend Lor appreciate.reinaiked to himself assembly rooms in 20 Natura has withheld the intelligence they never CAZ koop their central a position or environment has denied the breed esthetic antions to themselves: Everything considera

ing for them to enjoy the finer things If we had never had.asy uanllicista on too. I'm inclined. toegree in life. Dogs this abash them! Not we would never have had this new

with him, but after all whore should we have our city hall it not in the city area? Shaukiran or Pokfulam, perhaps.

་

Arnes-

GOS, ARE

PLEASED.

whit! They brax-nly flaunt their building and I should be listening now. gorance as virtue, Judging others to the twittering of birds instead of by their own mean standards, they the olattering of ricsha whente". He never lose a chance for a cheap and got up and walked to the window: Wednes 'ay's Chine or a paste jiba. Hongkong harbours I'llchowem he muttered fierosly Mail recorded that one who has the farther odicus fault betworn closed teeth" I'll show 'em Mei Lin faig's per that he is a bully, cringing before re-just wait till 'someone makes a noise."" formance in the Tai cogained superior strength, bat in- ping Theatre more solently overbearing whers,

So that no soun 1 might escaps him hobe ispened wide hoth windows and set

the dous ajar. Tha ha stilod him- is 1 in bis chair and white. It was

silent as the timb

of the Paris Mat considerately allowed me to take describes Lloyd George. ая

with books ebullicut and fluid statesman" and had awakened into a world of noise calls him "o political ect. Many and worry. Even at this early hour people baliava the political or will trams were barging and the corner Ltd. wriggle-back into his former high and motorcars were hooting bideously office. He's certainly slippery eng know they'll keep it up all day and That was a very gooshrict their by ma of hate late into the point bir. A. Q. Langwight, så i flod me along the ways to ma'e in lichthis, only to find it “occupied" ANT-during-tblings hiching-on-its-new-

debate on Thursby frock (as Mr. Bird would say), chip. Having an untrained man or our Education Department head se mig

lint de (when they weren't flashing just as well have an untrained bow lamp in your face). Of courer, than once, moved the audience to suspects weakness. Director of Public Walk in thee was the usual chorus of piercing applaud by clapping. This wat antrained Harbour Mast for start calle, heated coolic disputes and certainly nousual for Chiness. Mes ly antraind Medical Officer. Why few baby y la be noise as endures in their silence is taken as appreciation, people in the Colony would suffer an the Ori nt is astonishing and terrible. Displeased they have been known, in un rained Louseboy for an Schopenhauer would have died in an interior, to throw their cushions actors. Doubtless many vel they seem content to leave me of

fit of helpless rage after one day's at the the most important governmen de les here. Noise, this German European actora in their time would at

havs preferred cushions to the pictments without a specially uniondi

philosopher declare 1, - paralyses

Mr. Beniamin Wylie has been ap-it ver I beard on o had. I suppose the parallel never the brain ends the thread of isles they received from the angry

I don't know how the palatel a member of the Board of * gods." turk them bolore. Now that our refection and mardira thought. uncials are at Instrued Posibly that explains.

But Siamese nudience expresses its dis

Education, find the may hope to

Siamese gallants tose garlande on to custurn, as air, Lang mildly de cribed sometimes there's a full and I get a pleasure hat I have seen gaily clad

the stage in token of appriciation invites tenders for clothing the lisee of investigation ant the O. P., it, ally swept away in the face of

The distant ramble and when specially pleased attach pressing modern needs.

proclaims the silken handerstief or perhaps a DiD VE NOT storm's approach. twenty teal note. Malays I have Said Mr. Lang in heard express their excitement

LONELY

XWAY.

I've been the e, too. It's

a loog like, but it'e

worth while. Mr. Lowe

diu dot exaggerate wheb-

note written.

HARK!

HEAR IT !

ì

the

LOCAL AND GENERAL.

"East Lynne" is being acrected the Coronat for the fast time to-day,

· Today's - Government Gazette,

Brgelc staff.

Towar stiffin time patience won its eward. A sharp report interrupted his genile doz: and he sat up with a jerk. "I've got 'em he chaculel gref. lly as lo paehed the bell that was a champagne cork

now,"

."

A clerk appeared in.tkdoorway. Oh Jenkins", th. OP: diressed, “go and Gul out what that noise was, will you." Penkité ep daway on his-mix- pulting the tips of his fingers together, cleard hires and mental- contracted a depar mint "Bor- ter." Ho had just ot as far as: "The uttr and total unsuitability of the new City Building as an office for the Cumthaw Department wus de- mostrato on the first day of occupation by when the olerk reappeared,

We'l, the OP inquirs I eagerly; who was it, Jenkins?" The clerk, a mere recruit to the gervise not yet

The Kwangtang Tantery near steeped in ita traditions of immębility Tangshan, Canton, originally a semi-gler all circumstances, betrayed a government concern, is to be auction-highly undisciplined twitching at his ed on November 11. The upset price mouth corners. Your car. Bir", hu

abnounced. "The front tyre I think has been fixed at $100,000.

it was-It must be the heat, Sie."

The O. P. miled feeble, sank back

On November 1 the sun rises at the course of Thure volly, but the Annsmess; speaking 6.27 and setant 5.47. On November ho said that d'Aguila Bay's hadget debate, referring tool the only performance I have seen, 30 irises at 0.46 and sets at 5.38. Was some of the finest scenery in the military lands: The Colony feels seemed equally silent pleased or dis-

For booming Crown land sales livery frongly on thi matter, and pleased. With Europesa audiences Clav. Rolling billshlee,

eurging unless something delinite is decided the complaint is usually, not that include 10 000 sq. ft. at Tung Lo badaude rocky islets,

akers, and not even the whiff of a in the near funra I foar public they fal Es express appreciation, but Wan Sharin, for an upset price of motor car. No, I can't agree with ition will endeavour to oppose that they express it at the wrong $100 and half an acre at Shrin Mr L we's suggestion to extend the fare military contributions. There time, before the actor's flue dramatic Chung for an upset price of $5. Shek O road io d'Aguitar. Troulapke the prophet, but this same action is finish or the violin's last bachilege. New roads are carrying public opinion, he omitted to mea haunting note has died away. You the nice and smell of the city ints tion, appos s father military con can usually rely upon some thought

Elereadeat (as less

shatter enthusiast to many beautiful places. It's sellish tributions anyway. know, but love this one just this our, Reuter says) a good argument for illation, for the people who think enough of its public works loans. The military charm and peace to take the trouble contribution is assessed on twenty pes The Chir Mailerly followed his example, the of getting there. If they don't walk vent, of the Colony's revenue. Since declarad, crime would be reduced the whole way from Hongkong, the revenue usually approximates ex: surprising extent. "More li hit. others will fiad it so onsy bike from penditure, the levy practically So they can't really amounts to twenty per cent of our Shirk 0. and still more light-tell them tha*"'

expenditure. If we spent less from he said." I'm now lling "complain. You agree, Mr. Lowe ?.

Hear the latest! Said revenue we need raise less revenue, the little boy to his Andour military contribution would mother: "Well there accordingly....Quita!

Fors be any

in A very keen lady

heaven?"

Said the BETTING LEVEL: golfer who has! AND NOW. it is now being staged

latoly taken to

by tas celebrate Met mother: "No. Why do you ask?* COLONEL Boney the, gaine, and Lan-fang in the Tai-ping Theatre." Well, it must be awful lonesome up askes up in on. Actually it was written for the there with only God and George

Washington thusiasm what she lacks in ski't, had pisy as staged in Shakespeare's

The museum is d p'or never done a hole in Bogey.. The tinie. There was little or no

have Mr. able, we' MUSKLAD . The properties, other day when playing over the scenery,

Sɩvan's word for it. MUSEUM Relief Course at Fanling the came to Lc. chaits, beds, etc., were simple anl

Even though this Colony

"TRUTH, JUSTICE, PUBLIC SERVICE"

Hosono, SATURDAY, 23, 1921.

WITH

a

STAGE ILLUSION

THEN

The following passage from Masefield might Lave been written for the Chinese play a

HELL

FOR COMPANY,

a hole marked Bogey 3. A beautiful few. The play was the thing. The

NEXT TIME

►

YOU SLE REMEMBER Tais"

+

The longer you live in TRE Hongkong, the more you

'The Far East Dollar Directory HANK wish you could paint... STEPS There's so much whitewash Co, Ltd. a given thrus months to ing done. The benad show why it shouli sobo struck off well-known hank the Company's Register. (This must stairway of a provided the setting. He was portly not be confused with the Hongkong and obviously wealthy. She was old, Dollar Directory Ca.. now compiling decrepit. Her appeal was piteons, next year's directory,) and she turned away like a-lika s Ob, At last we have the origin dag that has been kicked.. TRACKED of the mother in law joke of course I know. Bad precedent,

DOWN It

from Japan. won't dɔ, and all that, Still ... AT LAST Listen. Be civil to thy When that picture was finished, I'd rother-in-law and she will call it Perhaps you could supply come to the bus three times a day." the name.

Member of the moved stuff was NOT FROM CASSELL'S to verse yestere'en. the 16- ONE AND THREE. Bobold

ault

M

cate-

in bia chair and buried bis face in a Gle.

LOCAL AND GENERAL.

A District Court. Wartist will nsemble at Murray Barracks, at 70- {a.m., en Hondas (October 30).

$

After serving 10 years as Aus- tralian Trade Commissioner in the Far Fast, Mr. I. D. Sutter has left Japan for Hoae.

Mr. J. D. Lloyd has been made Custodian of Eamy Property, and Deputy Registrar of the Supreme Court. He has also been appointed Controller of the Local Clearing Office for the purposes of the Treaty of Pensa Order in Cou cil, 1919, and to Our govátament officials VITY are both Zestous and be Administrator for the purposes of THE POOR Eacrgatio. That we all the Treaty of Peace (Austria) Oder, Grenndiets, having left for Calcutta OFFICIAL knew. But we did nut 1920, and the Treaty of Peace on the a. "Lai org" on Tu sday, is Inow, until Mr. Savera (Bulgaria) Order, 1910, with ret struck off the strength of the China

ants. Tho

Lieut. A. C. Thomas KE.O.

Command.

drive landed her ball on the edge of aim of the play was not to give a should have a causeum of exceptional the gen, the second shot saw it four picture of life, but a glorified vision of interest, as Ble. Bird aver, nothin; Our spots" aal-smokes" the let it drop in the Council on Thurs from October 23, 1922.

day, that the theatre is sometimes well

H: M.S.Hawkinr,” with Admiral Manufacturers of mah jongg sets į leet from the bole, but alas after the life. The object was not realist but ciuld be more curisus fo the pre portly Claul

under weigh before they cease work. put it came to rest on the very lip of illation. The costuimes were of great tent ausrum room. When the new Confenind ng "ior vices"

It's bad enough, on must admit, to have petitioned the authorities asking | Sir Alexander Duff on board, arrived th metal cylinder: Determined to splendour. In some production (as building is erected this roon should We should be glad to pay, it seems.

know that o'hors are enjoying then that the order placing mah jogg in at Shanghai last Friday, and is ex. level with the Colonel" she in Henry VIII) they were of excessive be leit intact. It woul: be the most For everything that nice is.

Largely, the remarkable thing in the new muscu

jelves while you ate werking, but to the category of gambling be cancelled-pected to stay there until about the praiptly get down on her kazes (not splendour

Though any lem dsp when you next light up a ward

hear them laughing and clapping as well as the order prohibiting the cod of this week, pray), auto the great surprise difference between the play staged in

characters are im qua a glass at dinner

Major H. G. Bagnall, D.8 0. monstrous! Worse still, the anguish manfacture of the and-nasem at of her partners and the seventeenth century and the play

personated there is Your conscience ought to tell you of a government official tied to his petitioners state that in 1913 wen

you're the astonishment of three petrifed staged-in the twentieth is the differ-

pot our woman among

desk bearing the popping of cham gambling was prohibited by the R.0.A., is struck off the strength of not the China Command en appointment ca! l'es, blew the lul into the hole. The ence between a paloting with for

the 130 members of A miserable sinner inttur hus been reported to the bold strokes and a photograph. Most

the Northern theatri

Talking loans, it is pagne corks in the banquet hall. Government, mahjongg was moun plays require the daborate Royal and Ancient Golf Club.

NOTE. Cal company

interesting to recall Why, it's refined torture. But do cider to ban form of the vice. to Gunnery Staff Course, Fazb 1, &t A ruler sends me the setting, not alwaye because they are

Mr. Mowe, Chief Engineer of th playing in Hong. HORROWING'S what Mr. A. 6. vetment officials really, really. Should the manufacture, therefore, of the Artillery Catlage.

Stephen said in the really work so late as all this i Now, the game hu forbiddio, hundreds of workers will be thrown out of work FROM flowing original transladficient in the qualities which make

Chuan daring lastly Mr. Severn.

and this would be a great pity. A Ban Whatt Soon," while sitting op Tae tion from the Chinese a good play, but because they are sat koug. Chinere

Iflatory records that in the men' found bringing several hundredthe vessel's rail overbalanced and fell CHINESE A stranger living at Yin in ecenes requiring greater detail the unknown po the stage, bowowar ;

"modern drawing toom, for instance, there are somas companies composed year's budget, debate: "It appears

WHEN early days Taikoo's aporta sets of the game from Hankan ha into the fore batati and was Liled, city

prizes consisted of walking now been placer under arrest and he sports a Penang paper. He was 50- or the modern city street. It is and wils of womea. But it is not the to me that the Budget has hitherto

yrars clenge. FRIZE Eticks and pipes-sensiblu sete seised by the Chiosas police, couraging, however, to and 1,stom to ve mixed companies. been framed with almost sole regard

things to give to any mão. Shakespeare is now boing staged with This may seen strange to the Western to the mount, of money which the less profusion of scenic detail and mind, but it is interesting to recall. W: D. can expand. Some months

wox. I recall with mixed feel that whon Shakespeare wrote bisago you raised the rates and when, ja greater artistio simplicity.

ing my one and only Kwangtong Provincial Artembly is to plays women were not allowed on the the course of.a few weeks you found Lloyd George's

Englis atsgo. Their parts were the PW.D. were not likely to spend sports prize. I forget whether it was badjourned to dag. During the the *Song to

played by boys. This is said to so much as was xpected, you lowered for an attempt to break a 100 yards the session the most important act *Electori" AroLogtes! ously discovered in explain why Shakespeare's womon them again. If you increase that record, or whether I was the last mon

Sang a song the "White Snow

Ditty";

Its sound atta ned.te sky. 'Twas vain for others to assay The sweetness of that tunelul lay

Lost labour 'Twas to try.

OVER YAUKATI

WAY.

Murders are associate

ed with kinemas, but when three took place.

COLONEL LOVELACE,

outside in the space of

not, office more."

WHEN..

.0

faberi

women

•

DT8

now,

WHEN

not

・WISE.

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THE

18.

Tie special session of the

A Bangkok message dated October 18 states: Mr. Gorga DaLiel Nen-.. Straita Buttlements, has been arrested. bronner, formerly in residence in the plate plant for the pristing of

one and three beve wholesome animal cobustos establishment so that the public at the end of a tug of war zope. At presed the Canton Times affirms was penny book of quotations: I could free from any trace of the modern works in-hand can be more expedi- any rate I wenda my way home the aproval of the two million currency aofes was found in the house, the time had coma, to not lave thee, doars, so much, love 11 heroine, the common woman over tioudy proceeded with, you will, fol proud and happy, the possessorio, rounds sterling loan from a British also between twenty and thirty sgument felt to

strained, or the idle woman in her towing the precedent of recent years, carving kuile and fork, and not at concern, the Anglo-Freach China thousand worth of false textical holes. megtims." A quaint spesiale, I wot have to increase your taxation to all depressed because the former bore Syndicate, Limited, whose Canton The Manager of the F.ALS: False 7.

absent on his way to Lendon. The Winter is coming. The to sto a local A.D.C. play produced keep pace with their activities. I the words "sold as imperfect. Now, gen w. George L. Bronder, now Hot i, in the District Civil Const weather, by its smiling under this limitation.

think that principle is entirely wrong: I-notice, the Diocesan Boys' School is session closing in-day may be the Kuala Lumpur, on October 17 ned a WINTER seem to say 'tis

Taish I werd about the fovernment is creating what will handing cut laul wreaths, so tone for the present, ambarihip, uniber of Europeans including a ..COMES. not, bat those wise

CITY nail. Then I'd bury be an enormously valuable property speak, to its prize winners rather then the team of three years for which Police Inspector, for money due on beings, the reporters, PANGER self deep in the tyre in Kowloon and on this island by its cheap and shoddy articles with only was cleated in 1919 is up this account of board and ledving. --The- of the motor car that various schemes of road-making sedap sphem ral value. In view of winter, and a new election may be Alalay Mail has been informed that osme sweeping round malamation, and it is at the same the painful pot hunting prevalent ordered at any time beginning there is an amount of over $7,000 catatanding on secount et unpaid bills due to the FU.S. Railway Hotel writing about Lloyd George when they walsh break looss in the winter and in me from Queen's Road at the time living from hand to month. No among souse of our pseudo sportsmen, next year. coald write about this. If the Colony they are glum accordingly. Perhaps City Hall Cricket Club-ourner when municipality and no government I the effort deserves every success

e'op, having their aice white-washed walle spizilored. Accordingly, they had the building brightly ht. There _was not: shadow for yards about Remit: no more murders. That was Me Ray's experisacs, and he stopped ma in the street the other day to they knot. They already sense" demand why did the papers kaip the Tong string of annual meetings

APOT.