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SATURDAY, AUGUST 5 192

I hear that some of the cerebral typhoons that are rapidly the phalanx of ollicials must vote for PRETTY Jmall-vocabularied parrots turning our C.S.P. iato a Pooh Bak. anything officially batched. But if still attributing In case we have any more strikes, the ‡ you all show that you do not bolahovitio tendencies to authorities want to know who can want it they may throw it me

That is the chief charm of a belf, and in what ways they can help, cot, for they do 't want to be parrot, that when it once learns's to keep things going. Judging by pait" bothered with o·mplaints écho'd from word it seldom forgets it. I take my experience, this knowledge could have, Home. They have томе пато Consolation from the fact that no one been gut in the most amicable there already than they faitly deserve. kan 3et described me as "sound." In and easy way, instead of demanding Their "objects and reasons” this live community where live sew and extracting it under penalty. It time read like excuses for unreason, papers are possible, that is the final is an incult to all the valumera and They offer no reason at all why the damnation of a journalist, to be de-workers in the last strike. Look at desirable information could not have

this clause:

been collected as among friends and He rever say anything (4) Every perron shall disclose and colleagues. SOUND iha he isn't expected to produce to any police officer on de E! there 210, ADY really

ssy. He says invariably wand all documents in the possession patriotic Britons bers—who believa ̈ BAFE. what the lost accomplish or under the control of such person in traditions of liberty and British ad parrots desire to be said. tending directly or indirectly to estaways of doing things- there will be He makes no disturbing ripple on blish the truth or falsity of any of the a big show of protesting letters in the the pool of silence. He never interrupts said particulars."

newspapers. And there should be. That is English, but it reads like You really should not take this sort the larded serenity of the non-

of thing lying down. Object. Dec- lare your minds. Let 'em know.

|scribed as "sound.”

CHINA MAIL.

tents of the bowl. Then stir up the latter with a wooden fork and spoon, and eat at once. Do not let it stand. That's the one true ralad gesp 1, The Rev. Barhom was, as regards of Gas Who Knows. Me, Precisely. our salad religion, heterodox but

I am reminded (by pions. In h's farbarous period he

ONE OF MY something I need'nt was a well meaning men. There is a dith the Germans call a salad, and it

mention) of a trip I is indeed excellent (uo 1; but it is not!

made to Formosa salad. Potatoes are not true salad years ago, in the days when to the ingredients. I particularly abbor his heresy of eggs, believing from the Japanese every journalist was a dis- bottom of my being that he who tinguished Englishman, and to be would interrupt the harmony of ralad treated as such. I am not denying with the discordant yolk is a lost that it is possible I told them myself soul. I forgive him much for the that I was an especially distinguished line that speaks of onions, scarce 16, just to make sure. Anyway, suspected, animating the whole; and then his infamous anchovy suggestion there was a sort of guard of honour at drives me to anger again. so that yell for the thumbscrew and the rack. Bo does profound faith offended in volve strong emations. On the whole, however, there was piety is Baram. All I allege is that he was misled into grievous error,

I

a

To call that sinful is not enough;

AND

the seaport, and it there wasn't intelligent with such a rude, erade German. It might have come from

thing as an iden. Sound and sale, he Potadam.

I beg to inform the Chinese gentleman' who WASTERS, discovered holes in the

bottom of Tytan res

waste

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water got angry without

servant thinks of reporting a leaky

special train to Taihoku the capital it looked like one. There aoaned to bs | inyariably remembers to remind us Clause 7 refer to "criminal no other passengers. The British that if the fine weather keeps up proces lings under this Ordinance."

WATER juicy way of warning Consul drifted on to the platform, and it is unlikely to rain. (Applause). Ha bat

slapa iu a ladylike way the wrists of white and willing men to be careful of curse the Japanese bastened to those unbeloved by the populace is how they offer their services to the But now observe the prose "inter

introduce us. They thought it the not the voice of the people the community. There is absolutely no ervoir that. he missed the worst. sight thing to do, not knowing what veritable voice of God and he need for this Ordinance at all and it There is a great big hole at the top pretation" that has infuriated me:

two strange Englishmen are like ou praizes in forceful superlatives the is a most un English. production. It which water creates by svapor- "Boil two large potators until first meeting. Instead of strik-

ation. Unles the P.W.D. put a lick tender, and put them through aing an attitude of admiration, or idols of the mob. He agrees over with emells of officialismo gods mad.

Look at the Second Schedule," on, we are ruined. I note that at potato-ricer. Add one teaspoonful of expressing his sense of the honour the majority and the majority finds

this interesting menting there mustard and two scant teaspoonfule done him, the Consul kept & frozen bi agreeable. He is sound and safe, the form you will have to fill up

a tendency to introduce a of calt. Stir in three tablespoonfula face, and grunted as if he had a pain thing. He is a harmless sedative

which being interpreted meara (under penalty for error) for the G.S.P. was

"If no house telephone number,

new racial controversy, of olive or other salad oil nad one somewhere remote. I didn't feel

to which community wastes tablespornful of vinegar, tar ago anubbed. To wen British Consul is for the intellectually somnolent. zumber of telephone nearest to ro

water. I deprecate that. Every preferred. To ths add the yolks of only a temporary obscuration of the Where does he live? What a silly sidence" three hard cooked eggs put through scenery at any time, and I forget question! That isn't living; it in groaned when I saw that. What borly wastes water, and the oly else could I do, for I am still more et practicable check on waste is the Ltd. sieve and one small onion grated. Mix that they

are Luman, or that existing.

less sane, I trust. You see the iden. meter, and the charge for amount ita- all together well and add last they matter in any way. But I

I see in the newspapers They may want to ring you up in sed. It is very awkward, of course, teaspoonful of anchovy euce. Chi,

was ora at the possible feelings of

AT THE that one man boasted of

hurry.

State rumber of reatest where flats and tenements are con form into balls, and serve on lettuce my amiable-bost:. I didn't want thom FIRE. clouting the heads of phone if you haven't one, and Pooh cerned, and only one meter to serve. accompanied by a French dressing not to know they had made any mistake.

timid Chinese firenen, and Bab will command your neighbour to several families, But away tosurmount very highly seasoned,"

The Consul got into the train with another bragged that he had kicked ran in and tell you you are wanted that could be found, given the will me. We were the only two in a big one. I am a very lazy man, and The nearest hone may belong to a I do say of my own knowledge that it is dann foolish. It must have been saloon car. After the Japanese fare- disinclined to activity; but if others striker, or to a personal enemy of the gentleman who was o indignant the work of some incredibly guarant wells were over, I turned to him. He will get me the names of those heroes, yours, or to a woman who wants to at the suggestion that the Chinese Atheist, devoid of decency and abrolu bad gone to the opposito en1 of the and the names or Lumbers of Chinese marry you. It may belong to any tely lacking in perception. For a cat and opened a Daily Mail. I went firemen who were assaulted, I will get byly. No matter. You must find cause. They do wasto it. No Chinese little while you will notice that up to him and standing over bim I busy and try to arrange for suitable out the number, and give it to Pooh he merely follows the verses into error. said: "Look her. I didn't ask for proceedings at the Police Court. Bah as one that will find you.

tap, or even of taking care to close a to the that introduction. You should have I wasn't there. I had no business Then, when be ormes

"Special qualifications, of whatever tap properly. I do not deny that crux and vital principle of salad, the guessed that. Don't you dare to there, and didn't go. I see that kind, and however light if at all Europeann waste water. As I said be- oil, the living soul and the raison imagine I ever wanted to know you, thousands of others who ba? 0 above the average, should be given fora, everybody does, exceptone or d'etre of it (mark your that) the villain What little I've aren-of-you-is-quite--busincas there were there. What went and in reasonable detail:-What two like myself who know-how-really- has the impudence to shove his own enough. As far as I'm concerned I they out for to sie ?. A spectacle, of ask you, can that mean? I can read precious it is, from having had to oar in, with interpolation so vil hope never to see your ugly mug course. Smply that and nothing plain English, but that has mo guess draw it from wells, or letch it. sums and slespicable and treacherous and again. You get the idea! If you more. A something to admire. A ing. What is the average it talks of

di tance. Just now the oorer homicidal that it leaves me at a loss want to say anything now's your something, judging by the newspaper and low do we ascertain it ?

Chinese who are getting their water

Fountains for words to fit it. Note that he says chance." If he had said anything reports, even to make jokes about. I have never felt so sick or ashamed from street

may, bo "olive or other astad oil," There is was mad enough to bit him for it, but Something also to criticise. Ilow of any official burgling as of this pre-acquitted of suspicion. They are no other oil thaa olive for salads. I he didn't. He only granted again, as wise are the onlookers about the posterous Bill.

having to pay three cents per bucket murdered a grocer at Home for telling if he had another pain.

work that others are doing. "They Assume that a man puts down that to the carriers, or something like that, me there was, and trying to eli it to In Taiboku I happened to meet the ought to do so-and-re." "Why don't he has above the average konwledge and are not likely to waste it. But me. Bathon said Luces, and Lucca American Consul, a charming man that is bomen nature, and nothing mitted. Assume that be says: "But dozen buckets to sluice a verandah And so on. Well, of butchering, and the fast is ad- normally they do. They will us, a is an olive place. I do not stand with pleasant manners. Pure'y as o out for Lucca, because there ar: yarn, I told him about the incident, or unsure. But these people who strike or no strike, I'm never going to when two would do, if they got down other olive places; bat olive I told him humorously, all my peeve

Thought they were helping by coward- butch again. I retired from buching to it with a floor cloth. stipulate it must be. Malaza in having gone in the newer, friendlier wouldn't hit back are a different pro-touch him. There is

assaults on men they knew twenty years ago" This Bill doesn't respondent would take the bigger one Spot will do, and various French atmosphere. Next morning, as I

no penalty becaure she has no right to and from olive districts as well as Italian can was going ou au expedition escorted Position. Their loas in the fire wasn't yet. Perhaps it is the pre-

worth insuring against. I don't careliminary me at all, being married to a man satisfy my requirements; but "other" by Japanese officials, I got a who is my friend; and because stolen pile than live for this purpose I remassage that t'e U.S. Consul would who they were they were fruit is the fruit we eat rast heartily.fuse to hear of. You will be well ad-like a word with me before I went. You may insert in the brackatted have that, and they will not holy man and a snake. He told the Homerono, Saturday, Auncer 5 1923 "I confess, my dear" (wrote 1) that vised to repudiate them likewise met him. Be bite," he said. "I'm which in print the poling aro peculiar for it. I'll bet

space na old English noun against when I enclosed the kisses for your There is in the olive something not butting in, I hope, but I know babies, I hoped you would do as all special and spiritual that none other what newspaper men are when they

|ly prejudiced. wise young mothers do, and taste may pretend to. There is unction inget sore. Don't be too hard on that them first

that they it, and the grace of God. But sub-Consul of youre. He's not a bad My heart went out to were warm enough.

that stitutas" (by low tradesmen called fellow when you get to know him." Davie Landale last week y Would

"just as good") are of the devii.

I roared with laughter. I explained. TUCUNS when Reuter reported children, and take for yourself what Note further that this thing. this ab that by this time I had almost forgat

him as saying to the you had no moral right to, is a serious jest animal, pretended to a nicety in ten all about it, and certainly wasn't

ahock to me. For that reason I shall the matter of vinegar, as if that mat-

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A CEYLON

NI MACLE

Curious story that

was, reproduced in Thursday's China Mait from the

a sort of Industrial

Well, they cannot Ceylon Observer, about a sort of a

од that. So Observer reporter that he wou'd cut long 88 the British flag the stake lato five parts, sud find six. Ries in London, they shall not have It would be a miracle, "How can Once in a village in that, no matter how Prussian-hearted five parts turn into pix" asked que Ceylon I called on our local legislators may become. simple pressman, not remembering Buddhist priest who. Who was the father of this Bill that ave cuts (which is probably what show.d

me his little If they will let me have his name, I the artful miracle maker really taid) After we had washed our think I can make it famous inside would produce six lengths. If you bands and contemplated the Most six months, and a household word at take a six foot snake, and cut it into

picture panels we had seen, and asked I complained in a previous paragram how they were reconciled with a

of being alandered as a Bolshevik.

temple.

if the people of Chins could rid them. I am a weak man, and would be sure not acetic acid, 'twill earve, for one/funay it is," I said "an American returned to his study, I spoke of the For be is certainly ripping something, eat only five times.

"Great improvement would result not come again t», visit you, because/tered. So long as it is vinegar, and sore any more. "Don't you see how Wise and Compassionate, and had Home, lite-like Jack the Ripper, foot lengths, you'll find that you reed

alven of Military Governors-who to want to give you another on sight." uses less of it than these recipes pre for fairplay to an English Consal? certain prohibition in the scripture. Sometimes I am haunted by the fear wa tad the country's money on the And that, let me tell you, is a severa Boribe. Of that I will tell you so. bet he wouldn't take the trouble to I know," the gentle man replied. that I am the sole and only resident upkeep of armies for their owa per-punishment, which hurts me perhaps First I mast point out that this do that for you. However, rest easy. "It is wrong; but the

sonal aggrandisement and replace more then it will hurt ber. them by Civil Governors."

It suggested to me how nies it

would be, just for a change, if such

Shanghai bangler, not content with Barham's heresy of an anchovy im-

I sometimes think that pertinence, adds on his own accoust

| I have no intention to roast him.”

bo woll

lo It appears auns established that some of our gun mea aró in the babit poor who is not a Bolshevik. The officials of leaving their weapons in the people really need things to see, of and legislators whom you love and custody of house boys till they A reader asks me to they cannot think." In some puer or admire so much bave got to prove want them agaio, searches being less SALAD usled is the most important the atrocity of "a French dressing FIRE, suggest, seeing that our poorish homes at Home the little ons their innocence of Bolshevism now, for likely in boya' quarters than elsewhere, thing in life. I have not very highly seasoned." Most of fire engines have tanks has a moneybox, usually with a slot these proposals are no less. Industrial Employers might do worse than look- critics would say "the prople of preached salad in the past, and am the recipe has been dressing all along, which have to be filled before the bose for the entrance of the savings. The conscription is bolshevisto. It is the and report. We have been acces Britain" instead of "the people of over ready to lead contrite and willing and he does not realize it. He asks starts playing, that it would be a good visitor donates a shining sixpence or a essential principal of bolshevism, and tomed to suppose that our armed China." There is Tooban Churchill, spirit into the ways of salad for a dressing on dressing. He pian to introduce Д

chemical fulvous penny. The parent retrieves I hate it. In Rusis they no longer bandits from the disturbed provinces, criminals are mostly outsiders, For example. I would like to ses him righteousness. Ways, did I say?knows not what a salad is, you will extinguisher into the water. It is a it from the child, or holds the box and conscript the farmer, although every- oated by a civil Col Soc.

Pardon me the pen alip. There is but also notice. Having copied Barham plausible idea, and I suppose nothing bids it pat it is. Have you ever body else, I believe, is still under it, but it now appears that regular Writing in the Church one way, the straight and narrow way to the end, he pontificates "serve against it if the expense be not pro- noticed the expression on the child's They in.luded the farmers at first, residenta are in the game. A recent paper, of perfection. Here are some salad on fettuce." Serve on fiddlesticks. hibitive, and if the stuff used wouldn't face at euch times it hovers of but bad to exempt them. Have yo1 mixinge of ground glass and pepper. ORIENTAL Family

case, in which daggers, and a deadly RELIGIONS Canon Barnes says that verses, I do not quote them because Bring me this idiot's bead served on a injure the hose. But on the whole Igrief. There was a brief glimpse of thought why? It is because farm were impounded, showed that meED

"Oriental religions they teach the right way. They do charger, and I'll put French dressing think it had better not go in. We treasure, which has vanished. When, like some other worke, needs the lore ideat show some tendency to spread" not. I quote them for two reasons. on it. Let us dismiss him from our bave people who rush into print here having soraped up the remnants of and enthusiasm of the volunteer with good and regular jobs wer in seaports like Liverpool and Cardiff, Item, because they have a pleasing minds, as we do other unpleasant with the most asinine letters, sud my income, and perhaps sold some You may conscript an agriculturist carrying on cacoity as a side line, and he speake of deplorable con- jingle. Item, because some awful things. Let us now approach, re-some D. F. would be sure to argue as thing to augment it to aize worth bat you cannot make him prodate soque "and the "gravity of the creature in Shanghai has published verontly, the proper basiness of if we proposed patting tabloida in the patting in the bank, I faney I feel crops. Crops may fail even with the situation." But, he seems to add this an interpretation" meant for prose preparing a salad. Let me show you. tanke. Friistance, talking of this much the same. I hand over a bunch trier; but with the conscript any crop with boms regret, religious ideas and practicality.

Take you the largest bowl you a week's fire, one said: Of course it of tangible visible, money, and am at all would be a fluks. It is the cannot be prevented from crossing presently: First the jingle: find. The so-called salad bowls of would burn fiercely, with such lots of turned away with an entry in a book. essence of the work this infamous ntional frontier." True, or the

commeros are usually far too small. paper in the place. There is no "of It is a feeling of los, of emptiness. Bill is presumably means to get that missionary's occupation would be

The wash hand basin from your room sourse" about it. Fazer in bulk is Perhaps this explains mis-re. Maybe it shalt to undertaken cheerfully Returns of the Average Amount of gone. But now, will someone kindly

will do excellently. Rub its inside the hardest thing to bura, unless it is they are like the people who must see and willingly. You were sheer Bank Notes in Circulation and of tell me how to distinguish between

with garlic. Take six or a dozen stirred up, sheet from sheet. Almost to realize, people to whom the ful and willing enough in the Spocie in Reserve in Hongking. the religion of Canon Barnes and

heads of crisp and curly lettuor, so anybody knows that, en reflection, abstract is less real than the concrete last strike. Why are you now treated during the month ended 31st Jale, "oriental religious idens"↑ I heard

cording to your appetite and ths but few remember it.

which, though they know it not, is like this?

as certified by the Hapagers of the or read somewhere, quite a long while

number of your guests. Having we'l

marely symbolic.

Assume that I am a slacker who respective Banks -- ago. that the idols of the Church

washed your bands and them, break

Have our local legislator will not help my neighbour nor myself came from the Eätt.

them up into pieces litt's bigger than

HELT! gone crazy? Is this a in a orisis except under compulsion, Chartered Bank of BELF! British Colony Or did and that this Bill is aimed at me. I

the Prussians win the war? it reasonable that you should suffer

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Writing to CORRESPONDENCE beautiful lady in another country, who has two beautiful children, I encioso! two kissca" for the babies, a big one for the youngest, My correspondent replied: "We were glad to get the two Lisses. My mother took one, and I took the other. Please gus a which of us got the "big one." Ien't she a tense ! I have written to tell her that her guesting competition is too easy. She herself

took the big ons. I reason in this

! way. · Her mother took the smaller;

od because the is a wise woman and

Looms that she can have as many

mɔne as she liked for the naking. - This

is true, because she is a dear old lady

and I love her. My lovely oug

To that I come

Two large potatoes passed through

kitchen sieve.

Unwanted softness to the salad

give;

Of ardent mustard add a single

spoon.

Distrust the condiment which bites

EO SCOD:

Bat deem it not thou man of

herbs, a fault

To add a double quantity of salt. Three times the spoon with oil of

Lucca crown,"

And once with vinegar, procured

from town,

a postage stamp, with your fingers,

It is to be noted, and MIGHT HAVE might have been er- DEEN pected, that some of the newspaper men

The man who would obop lottace wore thankful that several things that with a cutting instrument would do might have happened didn't happen. I find myself in violent, unhesitating, this trouble, ignominy, and risk la anything. Add some shreds of fresh One rejoiced that the foliage was determined, shocked and disgusted order that they may get one or two onion. Now take the largest table dampieb, and so on. If I were minded opposition to "s Bill intituled An slackers. spoon you can find.

Dzqks.

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Total,... $17,450,035

A small soup to indulge in that game, I would say Ordinance to provide for the registra If we have an unofficial legislator True flaver needs it, and your post ladie were better still. Having st how lucky it was that a similar fire tion of certain persone." I consider with a miud of his own, now is bi

boga."

raged your ingredients conveniently didn't occur simultaneously in another it an idiotic example of taking a chance to use it. Now is your chance The pounded yellow of thres hard-about you, hold the ladle in your left part of the city. It might have done. hammer to crack an egg. I consider to use yours. If you take this lying

boiled egge;

hand, and pour into it pars olive cil, And then how would our fire brigade it a wanton affront to every national down, God help you. -I can't nor any Lot onina atoms bark within the outil it is four-filebs fall. Now pour in have managed As the China Maitland racial sentiment I was brought other. I do not believe that our TEETHING CHILDREN

bowl,

spoonful of vinegar, which should painted out some time ago, we have up to cherish. It is bound to make officials and legislaton who may be Teething children have more or lesa And source suspected animate the remain in the midst of the oil like the the far-flung dimensions of a city, criminals of quite respectable people, back of itars deliberately bolshevistic, diarrhoes, which tin be citrolied by

whole;

yoku in the midst of a fried egg. Dash with property as costly, and the It is absurdly unnecessary. I find it I think they legislate in their sleep hoes Remedy that is co

giving Chamberlaia's land Dige And, lastly, on the flavoured com.dusting of pepper over it, and a firefighting provisions of small very difficult to restrain may sometime), and that this is to give the prescribed after sch

pound tow

generous teaspoonful of salt, and a town. The Government will yet have language. It gives the Captain one of the times. Some operation of the bowl A tragic teaspoon of anchovy pinch of mustard, and etir altogether to spend twice as much on a fire Superintendent of Police powers over somnolent official had sort of natural and the attract to p

with a fork. Having wall sured, Department, and to make it a separate us that he should have only aver law tall dream that he should be doing the most severe and dex

the system. In Then, though green turtle fail, and while still stirring, dribble the Department at that, independent of breakers. It adds one more to the something for his money, and evolved Lauiskly oured braid For sale by

though venipon's tough,

contents of the ladie into the con- the police.

list of legislative brainstorm or this msive. It is alo eustom that Choml ta and Blorokeepers.

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