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THE CHINA MAIL
I WALK
LS A GARDEN.
SATURDAY, JUNE 418, 1931.
It may be as well togmap the iden At first sight. Would was not a lively speech and a great curtain, true, and infallible sign and the Prime Ministerpenly pro- GENERAL give notice right here, he understand the expression, re-part of it was read, but it had the symptom of a Beotian is that he claimed a doctrine, of Providence Norice seeing that my job com-ferring to the age of a young person, quality of lucidity, which the speaker always declares to be mad the fellow the very negation of anything that pels me to make so that she is in her teens 'minderit from his father?" I am errature who dwa nos talk his own can rightly claim to be called many enemies, that it is useless to teen or ahem-teen (commonly spelled assuming that lucidity, like chastity, crude slang or dialect. What de Christian as the very reason for re- try to make me unhappy.. I have umpteen) is one of the 'teens, and the truthfulness, thirst, and the taste for cannot understand must be foolishness, fusing to listen to the miner been inoculated. I am now immune.hem indicates-inability or dis caviare are impossible legacies, That seems logical to him, and axles; in spite of the fact that the iomatic and he holds it moral to hail their case upon the avowed spokesmen of the mine-owners Everything that happens is a joke.inclination to be definite: ar same things that must be self-cultivated.
I walked one resentars on fit. New (you should note I got a most fearful and complicated times the weedlessness of précision, disease a litle while ago, and I laughed It is an obvious convenience, just
suty afternoon in a this well also there is one a little Principle that the only incentive to enterprise is avance-in spite of garden, an actual, local, bit of any man's mind that other all the, hardly a Christian voice and made a poem about it. Here as in her teens was. Every year fron will have so many occasions
Hengkang garden that men anderstand, any raore, indeed. has been raised on the side of the is almost the garden of than they understand of the mind of mines. On the contrary, they Excruciating throbbings that use the phrase You don't know
hose many, but the number will be my life-long dreams. I may not of God, alsaying I will presently but have been denounced and derided divert my busy mind- Come and go like mutarears at least among the teens. Time tell you of its location, without the not just now descant upon. It is In the very name of Christ.
However, such and leave a stink behind, waning more to you than it does permission of its owner and creator, only in extreme-youth, and for fleeting leisurely British judge, you cut it and he does not know that it is in my ing moments even then, that we are
phenomeno
Eould. Not the stink of pain. ty
friends, not any mental dusts. You say you will probably mind to speak of it. When I think of able to get out of ourselves enough But the vorticelloid cloudiness have to use the phrase at least amp that place as it must have been when to sense the femotions of another. takes bitter or scomful; they teen times. Justice Avory is perhaps that man picked it out as a site for his Tar more our individuality the less are to help you to clean out your of coming off the bust. Cuing off the bust, my lads, the uapteenth judge who has imitated garden. I tell myself that be must our sympathy. The longer car past, own moral houses, where neces You should be cheerin! this pose of superior aloofness, of have used the eye of faith, the artist the more concentrated our ego, and with ululant relief. And tangential repentance injudicial ignorance" of the ways eve, the sering ere. Oce steps off an the less our expacity for difusion about this and all else. A curious there and vellow leaf, of common humanity. Yet, mind farid, weeds bit of Chinese waste land, and extension so as to come into statement reported by a London it's malleolar twitchings that you, that insist upon judicial out of the sun glare, into the green touch (as it were) with the other paper, as posted on the notice
ignorance being always a pretence, coolth of a bosky avenue, a verdant, mind.
can oberrate the crust. The tractile legs that.tem a man, when coming of the
BUNT.
THE CHINESE KNOW IT.
I believe it may be real sometimes, Mr. Asory asks me to believe that he was really ignorant this time. I'll not be so rude is to refuse creeper
"M1SHIRTLE AND THE
BIBE
ROW K
A KOTA
Years ago I met and talked with a youth
HOWEVER...
not
Beard of a church in Whitechapel, says "It is easier to smile than to feray tunnel that meanders, opening ["
own. To inawa VOLN use. 61 muscles, but only 13 to smile*** here and there, as pictures occur in a well made book, into little triangles TALKED WITH who told me he was Some people will want to ask Dr. god. Hisfrace was Koch-it that is an anatomical Fact: There was a lot more of it, with
and rectangles of level soil where grow
Indian and his social but not 1. I think it is one of It is permitted to the things usefal as well as beanfitat. rarer words in it: but after Roderick
be understood that tea and lemons, bananas and roses. name was Puran. When he in these typical ruths of faith" be, too closely Random's jibe at me in Tuesday's
Robert 3-paparas and grapes, various herbs and formed me that labu was gudi I began that should, not Daily Press, I've gotta take care.
Whirter" is a gent-plants" colours and sweet smells to perceive his drift. It would have examined.
These things come What I mean to say is, it is no ose
leman frant Scot-After wandering along the green been easy to pronoune bin mad.
PREMIER aptly with Thursday trying to pove me. I'm unpeevable.
telegram. I've discovered the re formala eiland. I may be confusing the Bible tunnet in this wise for quite a long listening to him, but nu, honest
AND THE nht's chronic cheerfulness, and am taking and the Shorter Catechism, hat I've time, and getting the notion that one tener could have called him arrog
George urged the out letters patent for it. If I tilfulways understood that Scots are bas circumvented a hill more than ant, in spite of his deific claim. It cfRenes, showing how Lloyd churches not to riddle in politics! to give it away it wouldn't be valued all weel aequent wit the screeptures: once, with many rustic seats, tinkling did get bis dift aright. he shouldi
sell it at profiteering prives. (I've ako been used to bearing David I fountains, and five trees, one comes thad he been cleverer and most in the sense of priestly authority clasic upon the house and its resideat, song precise in expression) have brokened to influence votes. in the A and Jonathan named as
This roke The Chinese have! in tance of friendship, like Damon ard as a hare in its forms, embowered it to me in this form.
sense of ecclesiastical cabals, t rapt hap that you hear is the voice of a walk, su against such interferent the serer thPechas, or Pelades and Orestes, etc. in foliage. Here the the other day, Bus Robert McWhirter. wishing to gness from beauty so infused has called Purana. but I who make use that to divony politics from morals I hadn't know illustrate the tremendous anity is superfluously added to it the comfort of it a god. I au inside things something which only a cynic their ways pretty well, I should havej thought some Chinese friends of ming betwixt himself and one Mr.) of wine and of eatables. Well night an esoterically cosmic: Yout¦ like. Lloyd George would have the "The State Jackson, says "Absolam and David I. whỏ Eve with half a dozen humble egotistic men. full of the muusion of cheek to propose. were very angry with the C.S. P. They were tetchy w each other in com-flowerpots in a slant, envy that good, are outside. You are your Churcli has a duty to do, and that had asked for a permit for three days prison. I may not i pitate Justice man his garden. But I don't. Beds are ill-fitted to communicate duty is to keep tellide our states-
it was as much mine aside) as it were living tubes. like.men to do their statecraft in Dragon Boat racing.. The Colonial!
Avory, and say that I never heard cause Secretary, they said, was agreeable Ahsolam..I guess he means his that day, and because I can go let us say, the sea cucumber or lechenlane with the State religiou. to two bat the C.S.P. objected and alam, who neglected to get his again to enjor my property. He has de-mer. I am fer ever trying to get If Lloyd George said one day was though. One fair cut before riding under an oak invited me.
inside you, to fill yoz, and to express clenty to be treating the miners or them waved his chopsticks in the air
The sense of property Myself through your hat though the Irish in unchristian wars, they and shouterl those things at me with tree. and got so badly entangled
[] Lloyd, George is an apostle of ex- What among the acorns that a well-meaning MY FLOWERS. must be a rather, eripin men, like Purana 1 find a samt say so, or fail in their trust. every appearance of anger.
pling thing. I think.ber all went and clean and empty for making such difference? Jockers called Joab, overlooking the fact Club ch have the day. Dragon that it would have been easier to cut The poorest man in the work must and tit. and in you a little worker of edecey: the church must hoat race and pony rare all same the hair of Absaloro, thrust three be that man who thinks he was no the soul into which I can pesolate to the Sermon on the 31gunt, and darts through his heart. It is more than the lawyers would allow and make myself manifest, there continually. The fact that sport. Dragon boat more better
necessary suggests to me that at I recall a little con are far too many nuen I find let the Premier thought this warning race for charity. Abe less work for curious and interesting story, which to be his
jarans of the organs of Puraña.
seems to
to do its political duty,
But
A KANGKOK WARNING
the
stick
Our Colonial Secre
tary has circulated among the local papers a letter from
are to
police than pony rare. I caught theYou may follow.up for yourselves inversation, a mere scrap of talk, that against aw. I am god,"speaking by at the Church must have begun | contagion, und warmly said well the Eighteenth of Second SannelI had with are of Hongkong's most it would bare been less easy. hai!" write to the China Blail abon: Ha! Robert JcWhirter bear taking charining hostesses. It wasin Flower the s spoken. Gỡ, have talkat
a dram, when he wrote about David Street. She spoke of the flowers, how Purana crazy as men did. I said things about our police wanting to rule a free people all same German and Absolam; when his real point lovely some of them were, and added what he said was. sunjiv. "I polizei. I said it looked like a habi was, we think weel ont. the pro at the end that the sellers charged as gol, and naturally many dic tually domineering attitude of raind airbial ineadship o David and Jont: too much for them. I told her that not understand. It was because the British Consul at Bangkok, say-
understood that! 08 unemployed Europeans and that such unnecessary pinpricks No matter, say 1, where he got his they charged me nothing at all, and Jesus was not in Chinese amour propre were un-lore, from the pair hangit laddie she supposed I meant that I never they killed Hup, and it may be be be discouraged from coming to Siam. bought say. I explained that Icause He is still misunderstood in search of work, since there are no openings bere for such persons. desirable, and provocative of bad was Absalom."
An Old Mancunian sends felt no call to bay what was so very that wen do not follow Him. The China Mail, having printed the
The Guardien in! feelings where there should be t?
? in these rhymes from Ulla sensibly my own. But, she argued,
same warning six weeks ago, took and confidence and esteem. I was
the Manchester Grammat School when I, or others, come here, and buy. "THE CHURCH its sub-title ano notice of this one; but I will
NEWSPAPER. waving my chopsticks then, and, so
nounces itself as How are they to be discouraged"> far as I can recall my emotion, Magazine. I like the title of the and take away, what becomes of your
• The Church I never had any desire to go to magazine much more than 1 like sense of property? Gracious lady, happily and contentedly indigcant the themes. It is really a splendid responded I, what becomes of your Newspaper." Churchmen read it Bangkok till I saw that. Now I feel not that I cared a damn, of course name for the sort of magazine I'd property in the Bowers you pay for and do not protect. Clergy write I'd like to sample the consular dis
divorce couragements: The effect on my Chinese friends was like to produce. However, as he and take away? Do you not after for it. It is opposed to remarkable. They asked me to trouble. No use fighting the has been kind enough to take the
trouble, here are the rhymes: Government. they said. Ani cze added that the CS.P. was a very) good gentleman. It was a clear case and a good illustration of the English political wisdom that tolerates and indalyes hot air. Steam that blows! off explodes nothing. If I had not been sympathetic. but had warned these fellows that they must not talk that way, they would have felt wore and carried on. So would L. I never hate a man whose eyes I have consigned to the usual dreadful iste." mosThe cuss, as Jerome once said, bas I LOVE quilées. I am a sup cleared out the mental chimney, like Mosqumors porter of the Society a pennorth of gunpoder.
For particulars apply to
E. MOW FUNG,
F. W. D. Automotive Service Department. 60. Des Vænx Road Central
The China Mail
and here we have the P. W. D. pro viding a beautiful breeding place for them, in a vain attempt to worry me TRUTH JUSTICE,
FUBLIC SERVICE They little know how widely ther
have missed their mark.
love Why, I MONGKONG, SATURDAY. Jose IS, 1921.-
ADVERSARIA.
for Being Cruel to Per- sons who are Cruel to Animals, and
I regard a mosquito net as the British
The point of view is the regarded the German U-boat cam
Forst or, absolute ultimate of pign. It is a wicked attempt to
WWW.
LUT SPIRITUALITY.
not
I suppose the foregoing applies also to my col- leazue of Issad's
most truly rational men have several."Tee-to-fi-fum," the beautiful little vast majority of American Jews are
+
Had I the lightning speed of
Veno,
The sound, ripe fruitiness of
Eno:
The nimbleness of an Alpino, 'The spirits of a contading. The soothing charm
Melachrimo.
of
The sweet allure of Maraschino, The varied tastes of Oddenino, The rugged beauty of Ticino, The free facility of Reno, The colour sense of Perugino, The dialectic of the "Meno The frolic Eumour of Dan
Leno," The homing instinct of King
Tino, And all the stoic strength of
Zeno,. My life would be a perfect
beano. A
a
the
While I lived and was while have to throw them away, and law reform. That we can under
HIKOKU, happy in the fascinating replace them with fresh ones? Just stand and allow for. But surely we have a right to expect its argu-
land of Japan, some so these men replace for me flowers that you and others buy and ments to be clean and decent and four lastrums ago, I climbed up Christian? How does this one mountains and swam in Lakes, walked takeaway. If there is any difference strike you when printed in The in forests, and went about and about, it is that mine are always fresh, and Church Newspaper.
| but never case I to Hikoku. Now that I have more of them, a larger
**It [the Bill before Parlia. Hikoku must be the best place in ensemble a bigger whiff of scent.
ment still contains a provision Japan, by the tale of it. Some day, Four times a day six days a week.
for the equalization of the sexes when I make my next pilgrimage..
I believe I enjoy these flowers of mine. A man
in the matter of "grounds for I will aim at Hikaku. divorce-su equalisation to that a really religious man "must. cannot do greater things to a dinner than to eat it. I cannot see how I
which nature itself has opposed make a pilgrimage at least once in could possibly possess these flowers
its fiat. For obvious reasons seven years, and since I took to more effectively than I now do. As Dr. Johnson ence pointed them pilgrimage I have acted on that faith. out in his usoal uncompromis I bave taken nothing but a humble it is with the flowers, so it was with
ing way-adultery in a wife is and a contrite beart to several of the the garden in which I walked, and of
more perilous to society than world's holy places, such places as which I have written. It is most certainly mine row, and future visits adultery in a husband. Thus Anuradhapura, and Rome, and Can- there is still need for determin terbury, and Jerusalem and Eagles will merely be like those of any other
ed hostility to the Bal in both field. and Selborne, and the site of La Bastille. I would go to Mecca owner, eres of him you would persist
Houses."
also, if the man there would in calling the actual owner, when be
Nature makes such dis.
mix more brotherly love with their walks again therein. Those notices with which soulless property-owners crimination, nor does any reason-religion, At Hikoku I know I can ed ethic. The natural danger of count upon a welcome. A Buddha who do not thus own their own pro promiscuity (adultery) is disease, went to Hikoku orce, and blessed it.
OW
importance, when con- starve a community to death. Have Messenger, Shanghai's Zonist organ. bind man has a point of view. The From the skeeter point of view? temporaries, who had said that the Readers who like that form of in-perties (1 trast this involved sentence and the setting of the children's and now it is useless to be naughty.
sidering ideas. Even a you ever thought how cruel it is? Of a statement by one of his con- "and are therefore most fafile in de-animal sings, "I smell the blood of 200-Zionists, he says in the number genuity may now try to sing the is not too confusing) with which, teeth on edge in no way depends there. The shopkeepers there mark wee more than one ut once is heavily i get at it. Starvation is a cruel death. } audacity" and "a downright thum ease, fleas, freeze, keys, leas, knees, boards that say Trespassers will be degree of guilt sought to be con- their money in, and go away, doubt. bate. A journalist who manages to an Englishman." And then it cannot for June 10 that it iras sublime i ample saga of bees, cheese, Chinese, as, I was saying those living corpses on the sex of the parent who, ale their goods with plain prices, leave indien piesi. The politician who If God made mosquitoes. Ile never ping lie." That amounts almost to peas, please, quays, seize, tease, tees. Prosecuted, always make me laugh,firmed as natural by this Church less to the temple Should a dis-
is that every living creature has a
point of view.
EVES THE SKEETER
AESTHETIC.
CONSIDERATIONS
P'erson cussing for a religious paper, doesn't teas,
SOME TOWAGE
Moreover,
disfigure the countryside at Home, the sour grapes. The different box fer the customers to throw
sordid
like one I saw in the Duchy of Nor- newspaper is based on a
honest stranger take advantage of threes, and wheeze.
Can you recall that mandy once, that said (n French) economic consideration. The this, he will walk miles and miles, vivid bit in Gulliver"
that Walking on the Earth was For female adulterer may have a child only to find himself miraculously where he tows the bidden. I always want the pseudo- which should not (they think) back at Flicku. Then the Hikoku Lilliputian navy away? owner (whom you persist in calling share the property of her husband. people will look sitifully upon him
in
cally can see both sides (as if meant them to starve. there we only two) rarely votes:ally, I don't begrudge them a square it? In my opinion the statement The calls himself a magnump and the meal, so lour as they do not bring so denounced is probably true. The one-eyed one-idea'd call him a jelly- their undesirable friends with them fact that the American Jewish Con- fish, and mean it. He probably is the malaria bacali, whose manners gress, "representing three million A very unsatisfactory man to work are so rude, they never wiping their Jews in the United States," passed a I felt rather like Gulliver the other the legal owner, as if facts were not That certainly would be unfair, andsay to Elta: "Obrother. You HAUST with, just
as the single point of view feet, and leaving muddy anarks on resolation in favour of Zivaisns, does day, when I had to tow my boat out bigger things than laws) to come but it has nothing to do with have done something wrong," and man is a trying person argue with the carpet of my temperature.
not prove that the three million are of one of our bays where I noticed along so that I might address him nature or religion. The Guar explain to him the queer results of Zionists. There's an LP. repre- the tide was rapidly falling. We were in this wise: Sir, this is a fair domain dian's argument is quite clearly in wrong-doing in that place, and the The point of view of this paragram.
the P.WD. seating" me in Parliament to-day, bathing, and the others thought I for a man to look orez. What is effect a justification of polygamy. equally marvellous rewards of the people, far but that doesn't make me a convinced was making fool-pidgin to tease them; this foolish talk of penalties for There are good men who believe in upright life. For whoso in Hikoku.
but if I hadn't grabbed the anchor
burden upon himself, feels ny weight Newspaper any right to do so? Coalition adherent. However, you The P. W. D. people
from annoy-
this ridiculous board has power-to
The Ber. C.-H. at all, but a strange lightness and And whoso giveth, his don't love me, and ing me, have been contributing to my will understand I'm not really inte- in my arms and towed her out abort trespass? Think you the author of Polygamy, but has "The Church sees a tired labourer, and taketh his
AS BEGARDS" 8. Matthews, strength.
shoes or coat to a very poor person, they know where I aesthetic pleasures. I always think rested in that at all I'm more a mile, the length of the shallow ledge put out my eyes, which are even now
THE MINERS. M.A., Vicar of
finds a better garment, waiting, at live. So they tore of the graceful Madame Culex as of interested in the moral values of from which the sea was going, and trespassing all over his jealously
8. Peter's
bome in the stead of it. All of which ap my street, and hacked my trees. Venus rising from the sea: Her form cusing, and in the editor, who goes that in a hurry, they would have had clutched terrain, and devouring all
is veritable history,, handed - down - interfered about the trees, and I is lovely, her thin-sweet song an in-in for such plam speaking as " down to await the next high water. Some of it that any soil, his own included Thanet, Kent, seems to be as us
compromisingly " honest
accurately since the time that seven. mess they then said among them-vitation to the tender emotions of right thumping lit." In effect, I'm of our bays are like that. Even on if he have one, could possibly take.
It has been my dream Writing in The Challenge, about selves: "Let's punish the blighter love, her children the jolliest little waiting eagerly to s e what ho'll call Stonecutters it is not wise to take a
MADNESS. that so addressed the an ecclesiastical report on Chris I Me Just to hearten him for the deep-keeled boat too close in. by leaving his side-walk unpaved." beggars to watch you ever saw,
The least pleasing
fellow would feel. - tianity and Industrial Problems, They left the job and my sidewalk shall be sorry when the P. W, D, task, let me add ny conviction that
IMPOSSIBLE the Shanghai Jews who attend Ziorist
aspect of serious shared of his churlish, dog-in-the- he says it was bravely confessed Bas been intermittently a pond or a forget their strafe, and fill up my
over again the LEGACIES. study is the re-manger board and canse it to be that over and clay puddle for, over a month. I sidewalk, especially as I've just plant meetings, vote Zionist, and support
Bection that the felled and put out of sight, but as to Church had been on the wrong Janghel They can't annoy me that ed some water-hlies on it, and am the Zionist Press, are not Zionists.
harvested product will not "kep." that I have satisfied myself by ex side in industrial disputes." He May. I stole some bricks and made looking forward to the blooming of Or why don't they go to Zion!
Mr. Justice Avoy, read Life is so short, and although the periment that it would not work out goes on:
"The Lambeth Conference Re- stepping stones, and rejoiced in the the lotus. This between onelves, mosquitoes point of view, which I for I don't want the Crown to hear UMPTEEK. ing & letter in a breach cholar may leave writings based on so. He would gallop way on his happen to know, There are Dr. of it, and charge me rent for this bit
-of-promise case, pro- his learning, he cannot leave his horse and sends rural policeman Port was equally courageous, in hould watch for any unnanrai
word. But in the coal crisis, in Peane M.O.H. and Chief Inspector of Crown Land I'm using so happily fessed that he did not know the brain-co tont. That perishes with with no more immagination than him-f
everyone who cared to consider gives prompt attention-at-this tiroë-
tran hlo be avoided. Cham ing the mosquito, destroying her starting fish ponds, but of course, times. If he spoke truthfully, he is of Politics who does not come to For, I pray you note this well, even thein in the Isoe in spite of the brains Colic and therries. Rumoody Jamble working overtime, persecut beneath my windows. I thong t of meaning of the phrase "ampteen him. The Tim has a Student self to arrest a wandering lunatic. spite of the facts which stared hoseness of the chig's bowels. When haunts, notifying henscholder to that would have hurt my mosquito quite unfit fo be a judge, because think so. Talking-of a speech by it, pluck at the frayed strings of quite patent duplicity of the Prime can always be deperdes upon. For e
an average understanding, would Bir. A. Chamberlain, he said. "It your own conscience, the most sure Minister; in spite of the fact that by all Chemists and storekcepors. tip them, of af Government expense, friends,"
;
-
noblemen seated upon seven horses. watched the holy one proving his. holiness at Hikoku jong azo...
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URING the summer monthsm thera
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