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FINEST LONDON

Sir

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THE CHINA MAIL.

IN or

TIMERS

SATURDAY," APRIL 30, 1921

Robt. Burnett & Co's think it does, that no afinal one of the reporters) sends in and secure. We see it every day, They were given provisional certi-alleged proofs. This is a way we

no need. Its misstatements were Stealing a glance is hardly apt, în mind that during the War, when

Capt. A Jenkyns, who can Asiatic Society to carry out s so palpable that they did not re the circumstance, now is it? the silly folk were hunting through the

commanded the clipper five years mission of investigation quire to be painted out Bat the irreverence might be excused if the abracadabro of Revelations to find

Thermopyle in the old, and research in Central Asia, has definition-of man as "the only sentiment were fitting. Moreover, the „Kaiser's unlucky number, that|-

days, leaves the Colony, already arrived in Chins, nader the animal which laughs" going the your tag does not work because the took comfort from the story of to-day for Singapore. The Singa leadership of Dr. Roy Chapmaz rounds again, and must be con distinction set up is erroneous. the Danites, who came unto Laish, pore reporters should get after him Andrews and I venture to hope tradicted. The other day a local All true religion is love, sad nofunto a people that were at quiet and for copy." Few, men know so that this Expedition will be able to japer reprinted from the Spectatoriniltation of it, lacking love ever secure, and smote them w the much about sailing ships as he. an article which said : "No animal worked a miracle. Try again. Letfedge; for it was braught, homa to

verify the truth of my discoveries No doubt there are and findings (1914), which are the has any kiva of what wo mean by | me have some verses about love and me that Danites were no new FRENCH good reasons for them, result of some twenty years of aeri- humour." In the metaphysics! whiskers, of why a bearded and thing, that the Laighites felt it BONDS. but the arrangements ous study and research. **. sense of the word" idea." this may bald-headed man always makes the first, and misery loves company;

as regards the issue of Readers with memories will re be: I don't know; por does anyone nicest lover.

and anyway that a body is foolish the French bonds of 1919 are not call that, on a former occasion f the statement implies, as Aither soung man (I suspect that would expect to hide at quiet very satisfactory to local buyers criticised Mr. Tse Tsan Thai's other than min enjoys humour assonnet. Unfortunately, the post- and there was no deliverer then ficates, which were later called in scientists have. 03 emotie it is quite wrong, und did not carry it right end up. and is not now, if silly human for exchange. Now, this exchange suspect us of jalousie de mater: Common people There is lack of competent ob and the octette and testette seem nature will not swallow the League has been postponed, and will not but it is by attacking each other's servers testifying to the contrary.to bare, got mixed. I don't think of Nation. But there is that part take place until sfter payment of propositions that ultimately we I myself, aware of the risk of an-it world have qualified, anyway, as of a man, mind you, that can be the interest das in January next establish scientific truth. In chid- thropomorphic assumptions, and the line" Then to Repulse Bay we quiet and secure, and no police year, Provisional beads sent to ing me for my criticism. Mr. Tse careful to guard against them, have drove does not scan, Dor does its man arrest it, nor soldier stab it; Paris for exchange may bo kept Tan Tai was not, of course, aware notice unmistakable manifesta- last word rhyme with love and nor finansier rob it, nor bully scare there till that date, or returned to of my superior claims as a scientist tions of humour by various animals, dove and above, nor even with it; and if you do not know it and Hongkong, just as the owner-superior to his, I mean, That Have you noticed soove. Now that the editor of the have it, a bit of Bible study study pleases. If returned here, they was not his fault. My notes ap DINNER TABLE that though it Swastik is inviting poetry, there nos parral-repetition will help you must go to Paris rest year. No peared as a China Mail leader," COXENDACM. is conventionally is less-need for the China Meż to to iì.

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wrong" to "im- prior it, and unless it is very, very pote motives," we all do it? Erb-good, my enter aaya he won't. So, ably it would be impossible to lise young man, I have to inform you in society without coing it. If the that yours was very

at Home are being badgeredner is entitled to it. It would view of his claim to have devoted probibition be merely against the enough. If so, want it back, call andible expression of our private before 9.15 2me Tat's the time in Parlament shout our mui tai be annoying to see our number twenty years of serious study and sein, and queer Chinese words, win the million franes, and then research to this problem, that I judgments, then that's another our instant ele story. The law must look for the

Because I sparkle pronounced, startle the spiders be told that you had been allotted beat him by one year and four a different number. But according months. I started to study Gene- motive of crime; and we must con- EMBARRASSTAG little in prins: They talk about slavery, and the asked, that cannot happen.

the amamental, wood work, to the Bank Manager, whom sis, for this specific purpose, on sider motives in all our human rela-) INVITATIONS Deople assume that

My most sparkle ai conicing answers. Suppose they Government, resums feeble, “un- tions or be at a disadvantage.. Bit

January 2nd, 1900. itis" "book: I am sorry I have and pamphlets" (they are all mere some of it is sa unnecessary as it the dinner table, and I am being to the members the literal mean-

no pictures for you pamphlets. by the way) cannot this week.

The possibly compare with the massy engraver complains tomes I have produced, and which

man who informs ve, without in-my dress suit, sway to a deserving¦

to ignore the fineness of the day.

STORY.

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A Morning Post leader. HOGS. on Thursday had this:

One of the well-known

NO PICTURES

In and out and round about in dealing with a prehistoric problem:

ghastly gastric fight. Now you cannot hurt. me. Why do people scoff? Cucumber, I bar you, Cucumber is off.

By the way, the contributor of the Art Club eulogies to the morning

CHEERIO BY RADIO.

My discoveries” and MY GWY

findings, based on HYPOTHESIS, 21 years and

months of serious

WITH

I suppose for most people here radio telegrams now SSEIZ sé commonplace as

* PROOFS. study and research, the others, but for me they still

are that mankind hold the elements of newness and and civilization arizinsted in America, and not in Asis. The of wonder. I knew that people leading historians, archeologists,

is unkind. We say of the man who overwhelmed with invitations, ing of the words:mu lai? THIS WEES. thrusts upon is some unsought people who want to brighten Wouldn't that do more to quash that the job of carving my face last anyone is welcome to inspect at piece of his erudition that he is a their parties. This wil pot mong the axion that tons of are week has rained his tools I had my house in Carteret. Normandy. pedant, a stranker, a bore, and we dine with, both feet in the tragement? Every normal man fancies done a few "art" pictures for you, any time they happen to be passing avoid him. Chur own motive forever apeak till the cloth is removed himself as a peychologist, and he ance, but we do not consider that go home early, because I mustn't Chinese themselves think of these with its large calm eyes," and it forbids me to mention the number that may be shame at our ignot-and the pork passed, and I always would say to himself, that if the including one of Tennyson's "great that way. (It is best reached hy regard only the motive of the wake the baby. Besides, I gave girls as little sisters, there can-is most annoying to have them of letters I am entitial to put after sea snake" googooing the mermaid the local lice from Caen.) Modesty citation, that the lectisternium of pawnbroker in New Orleans in not be watch "slavery" about it.

wasted. I particularly regret my my name. Besides, it is not neces Livy appears identical with the 1916 and have not dined out since.

I was made deeply.sus inability to reproduce a beautiful sary. I am going to submit a fes Chinese exaton of putting food be- Please desist. I regret very much WINE. picious by the label. illustration of Trevor Blakemore's samples of the proofs I have dis- Fore the ancestral, tablets, and weị that through circumstances beyond

Victor) Clicquot did charting lines, in which I fancy covered for a hypothesis very differ- adjnds the motive one of impro-my_control_J_am_unable to accept look remarkably like a slims attempt I had caught the inspiration Tonent from that of my learned rivat. per self aggrandieement. Yet we your kind invitations.

to steal the thunder of the famous know the lines?

He claims that his proofs are "his rever, think the same of the man

I see that in spite of the widow, didn't it? Nevertheless it

Cucumber, I've felt you leaping torical, scientific, and geological." who tells us, what we could see ROMAN publicity I gave to the was a good wine, a bottleful of

in the night,

The first is absurd, since we are for ourselves, that it is a fine day. DATES, glaring error of the date Reims sunshine. Goodbye, Cap Why do we not suspect him of

on the Supreme Court, lain, and good luck!

The second is equally absurd. I egotism? Does he suppose he is the person responsible for the date

concede him one or two irrelevant the only man who can notice the fon the new Bank annexe has re- weather? Does his expression of peated it. Carred in stone (which

geological gresses. I hare of the fact improve it in any way?] makes it "horrider) be has set up!

| course; carefully studied the works Does he add to our knowledge? MDCCCCXIX; instead of (as it act critics of the day has said that

clare, confidently, that his ""proofs" of Mr Tse Tsan Tai, and I-de-- His remark is really an insult to should read) MDCDXIX. There is mine men ont of every ten would,

are mostly scriptural and philologic our intelligence. It implies that Do possible argument in his favour. if they were removed from the in- without his instruction we are liable If the natal option between IIII Buence of their women folk for six was guilty of several misal. It is notorious that anything quotations and misspellings can be proyed by scripture or and IV be pleaded, by way of months develop the habits and came like the water and like the philology. I often ponder these little mysteries anakery for the four C's, I reply. mamers of hors." It so happens wind I go" was not how Fitz- of everyday life, but without ever Why XIX instead of XVII that sport married men in the Far gerald wrote discovering any logical basis for The system is so simple, and its Eat, especially those who have them. Why does one chatterbox object so plain, that such blunders families, re.compelled to be re- offend us and the other not? (in imperiebable stone) are hard to red from the influence of their You children of a understand. The object of using women folk" for periods of more TELL US A larger growth who these initials at all is condensation than six months; but we do not read me every week and brevity Any low symbol pre-find the arful results predicted by seem fond of stories. ceding a symbol of higher value is the eminent critic. Can't you tell us another like subtracted from the higher, as in I affer. I sure noticed these were sending and receiving them, scientists, and geologists of the that?" demands one, referring to IX, one fronten means nine, or

"awful resulte, and am glad now but until this week I had never got world are now well, aware that, an anecdote that disfigured this CD, 100 from 600 means 400. to know the cause, because it shows one myself. On Thursday after 19 years and 7 months after my column a fortnight ago. I'm afraid Lower values following higher ones amendment is possible. I can only zoon a passenger on the Empress first announcement to the public not. Most of the new stories that are added, as in XI, one to ten conclude that some men in Hong of Russia (presumably a grateful Our First Parents," 1 vol. 718+ men bring me are so improper, like sans eleven; and MD, 500 to kong are permanent grass-widow reader escaping) wirelessed Advil p.p. Effingham, Hübner & Co., the Veracious Chronicles of Social 1000 means 1500. If it was felt era. I hope this will catch the eye versarius" the one word “cheerio." Hongkong, which I am writing for that MDCCCCNIX on the Bank of their wives, and so awaken them It is a precious message.

London, MDCDII} statue to private drculation-ed on limit- facade would somehow-look nicer to their responsibilities.„,

Adam has been erected in one of sent my Boy to find out for me the United States of America." I ed. price to subscribers $100 per than MDCDXIX, I enggest that

As I was saying how much it will post to reply volume. There is that one of the|MDCCCCXVIIII would have been

AND AGAIN... people are talking

betcher sweet life. I have such accept this as a recognition by the l'Americans of the truth of my main Pesk peliceman, who saw the men¦a legical extension of the alleged | MOSQUITOES. about the usual I trust none of you has; I am bald, fa weird aggregation of troubles as running totards him. The first niceness. As the architects seem

contention. man ran in his socks, carrying his to be ignorant of these matters, and quitoes. It is true there are more rheumatism, exophthalmic goitre, really oral traditions) teach as that

prevalence of mos-

bandy, and nearly toothless; I hare Comanche and other Indian nations (1) The scriptures of the boots in his hand. The second new buildings may be going up than tisual. brandished a stick, and yelled I append the correct combination early warm weather, and little nails, deafness, varicose veins, flat

The reason is that cardiac palpitations, ingrowing Eve came before Adam. "Stop that man.” The alert for this year, viz: 3DCDXXI.

drops of water left about and warm feet, and two mothers-in-law; I The leader ** * Valleyite (a resi- roliceman intercepted the

ed up by sunshine, facilitate breed have no appetite (to speak of) no (2) Potatoes and tobacco and Wednesday's SKEETER dent for nearly 15 tonner, but after one glimpse of

China discussed

The public, however; has the friends and,no money; I lose stead. maize came from America. So did SEASON. years) states that mas his face, stepped aside apologetic-

ENERCY. Mail was How ally, and let him run on." OPENS. quitoes are more fashion you no stop him?" demand said it was cheek" for a mere been seen.

in my bearing. One few of the fever carrying kind have fancying, and love-making; I suffer

assurance of the experts that very ily at Bridge, poker, business, dog jazz and divorce reform.

(3) The Pilgrim Fathers, ad- merous in the Happy ed the second, coming up hot and journalist" to argue on such a except as annoyances, are harmless. foolish advisers; my life is just one

Most of our skeeters, from over-work, mosquitoes, and mittedly most religious men, went Valley this season than they ever

He wants angry for be was well-known subject with such an authority. If you find a tin or a shard or a thingame after another; BUT, like suppose that they felt they were to America. It is reasonable to were before in his time. me to spend a day there and see: taipan who had in mind to play the Another said the article was very little pool with karva in it-little the bloke with a banner amid the going home. I have done so, and it is as he says, mari complaisant. "No can," likely not written by a journalist caterpillary things that keep snow and ice of the Alps, I've got of the earth. Not of sand. It is (4) Man was formed of the dust somebody at the convulsively, arching their bodies, a word, and that word is the word a scientific fact that there is more JOVEY-SMITH, --- On April 14, merir almost immune that is now ally. You no saree, Master, be University." Another said it was take a'good lock. If they are very that was wireleesed back to me on Just in Arizona and Texas than

Indeed, I know of one house for-plied the policeman, emphatic at all, but by 4921, at Chefoo. Pierce Hovey, swarming with the pests. Servante blong," and the intelligent too deep" for him, and he didn't feathery (with a fan of fine hairs Thursday. It is a word that go anywhere else in the world. of the Standard Oil Co. of New' should be instructed to leave no officer mentioned the name and see why-such stuff should get÷mato) sticking out of one end of the body) | well with beer, whisky, gin, wine, York, son of the late Major Henry water. standing. Meanwhile, the eyes. Without the names, the me the laugh that occurs in the malaria spreaders. Otherwise, with it is a word that means a lot.

title of a very great man in police the newspapers. All of which gave they may be "anopheles "the or any other recognized gargle, and W. Hovey and Mrs. Hovey, of Sanitary Board experts, who have little history must lose point, ex-sleeve, for I know the led that wrote short legs and hardly noticeable Cheerio! Bratdebro, Vt., U.S.A., to Edith been studying this question on the Jessie Goodwell (Fritz), younger Peak might give the Valley a tara, cept in so far as it may be taken it, and would souner listen to his hairs, they are probably the vulgar

to illustrate Hongkong manners opinions on each subjects than to colex -daughter of the late L. HA Smith

"Valleyite" also says and customs even auto this day. any university professor I ever the Sanitary Board people to look stegomyia. Get and Mrs. Smith, of Chefoo.

HAPPY "Shelters for children

I liked the leader knew. It wasn't, of course at the first; pour out the others on VALLEY, can be built in Kowloon

PROGRESS in Tuesday's Daily" deep at all. Simple proposta nice flat place, to dry up. It is KIDS, and on the Peak, and

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Press, and I recom-tions so simply expressed never are now known that they breed in salt for coolies, so why can't la shelter of some sort be erected end you to turn back and read it. except to an ignoramos. After all, DE REUS-On April 20, 1921, af st the Valley for the youngsters? Notice the cute definition of pro- for the consideration of such mat water (shore pools and rock cran- warned off.

nies) as well as in fresh, so our] Shanghai, Jacob Hendrik de Let's have something strong on the gress as the changes caused by ters, any of the may be as well mosquito campaign is a bigger adaptation to changing environ-equipped as Bergeon. For such job than some realized. Swamps Beus, K.NL., Consul General subject, old boy."

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ADVERSARIA,

say it out loud. We make more healthy babies in the Valley in the

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(5) The first garden was Manted; eastward in Eden. I direct particular attention to the peculize- Perhaps His Exity of this historic phrase.. Not has gone to Peking Eden in the Fast, not eastward of Eden, but eastward in Eder. COVERNOR'S to get us

that Americans, when speaking at the KERANI. ^ "Inotor road from

Fast and the West, do not think Kowloon to Cal of Asia. but of the Rocky Moun Other guessers are now in Reference to the Univer sal Gazetteer," by a Fellow of the Marriott Watson, Royal Geographical Society, vol. 1, having hashed the proves that there is an Eden in one old quirks about of the Eastern States. This everythingcom almost conclusive.

ton.

WE

SCIENTISTS.

me think I'ma pag reforms, and the various applica instruments and patient and nice Empty tins about a bouse, bits of ing from the East, religions, most

I don't want to suggest that the tions of the principles so discovered, experiment, we must take on trust crockery, even a dead leaf or two, fruits (not true) pheasant and (6) Zoologists know that Cuvier Government wallabs are a lot of especially to the coal miners' situs much that the recognized authori hold enough water to batch 'em fowls, all civilization (not true) assigned to certain distinctively snote, but really, if they peralt i tion at Home: A very fair, reason- ties" give as; but for settling the out, and the females find these ete, and local papers having re American animals the generic title catering exclusively for the blue зble, impartial, and, suggestive nature of mind-energy, so far as receptacles uneningly. The com- printed the silly stuff, Mr Tse of Edentata, or (freely translated) blooded infants of the Peak and essay, which has the assurance of it evez can be settled, there is no 100 lart swim head de franards. Tsan Tar, the famous scientist, had Farewell to Eden, obviously re- the pampered plutocrats of Kow-my distinguished consideration and "authority" we all start level. ECHORONG SATURDAY, APRIL 30, 1981. loon, while ignoring the claims of approval. But wasted, I fear. The rest is merely, work, mentai Anophelis floats horizontally, usual. letter in yesterday's Daily Preis, ference to the Expulsion

in which he re-affirmed his by river, befitting the dignity of the (7) The Mississippi is the largest ly at a mooring. the swarth of democratic, nippers Yon are such a frivolous lot work. The China Mal journalist

thesis, viz. in Valley, I shall be obliged to

It may be all very well (although not to be described as a Among my verifying mere journalist has quite evi- TAXES. for our leader writer to and civilization originated in Chi- for support of the contention that river with four heads [cf. De That it is a fact that mankind litzsch, Wo lag das Paradies?*** VERSES. contributors this dently worked, zad: Hongkong |

talk about elephants and nese Turkestan (Central Asia), and the four heads meant is a lady, and my should be grateful to the paper that blind men and tolerance, but in my not in Asia Minor or the Euphrates average, than any other part of the natural gallantry is in conflict with is not contented with mere opimon he missed the mark. The Valley as taught and believed by sources," and that the garden 35 To-day sports are Colony, we feed fem and clothe "em my gournalistic prudence The journalism but must bave and use plain truth is that the Govern the leading historians; archeologountainous tract. J.

tour being held on the and send 'em out with Amah, and verses, which describe the origin its own mind energy ment should not have weakened pets, scientists, and geologists of Football, Ground, at they ought to have some shelter of the garden of Allab, are pretty,

(8) Belics of the oldest civiliza- A man returned to and abated its proposals as it did the world."

**tion are found in America (Mexico)! that this time the steam roller was We are entitled to this, and weclined by early piety, and would MY BIDCE. The this week a bible The rich men bere and big gam Mr. Tse Tsan Tai adds.: "I have Bodolfo Hauthal, Walter E. Roth, not used to level the ground Thean to have it, if strong language never stand the bit about scarlet

that I lost about blers do not pay anything like their already proved in my books and and Dr. R. Lehmann Nitsche bold tale as it was told me was that some will get it Or even wheedling, blossoms and passionate flames, thirteen years age. It has my fair share of taxes. Most of our pamphlets (Kelly and Walah, that mat-existed here before und pelson engaged a steam roller to be her you P.W.D. fellows while I myself doubt the prudence name plainly written scross the share deals are pure gambling and Limited) by historical, scientific during the interglacial period. level the ground for former sports, you'll give us that shelter, for the of a passare about spiteful title page, and I'm wondering should pay tribute

and geological facts that mankind [Boreau Am Ethnol.I that the nd being re bairns, we'll promise to say no tongues. Besides, dear one, let where he found. if- Wap

Be It is understood when a sudden shower comes down but too warm. My editor is in-

oot bear the more about you extravagance

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Frank and is

Last week I did not LAUGHTER, - freat seriously the arguments of an old insist on and foolish book about laughter, from which I quoted. There was

our heads together and Faddy's Market? I'm analyse your last danza, anyway, that there cannot Gay Allah in his heaven above. in Hongkong, deprived Laughed, as a glance, he stale; bible for thirteen years, tha

Religion may work miracles, it as well as I do. It's a grind Bot love has made them whole. book, to carry in van's hered?

I hear of various Euro and civilization originated in Chic (9) The striking similarity of the

THE pean residents who nese Turkestan, and donbtless Mr name Knoch (Cain's son's City) and CENSUS. never got census pa Marriott-Watson will be interesteChicagokách Make

pers

The names of to, kww that the great smeri (10) There was gold there. No ren gove

servanta were an Bentific Expedition with gold has been found in Turkestan ; entioned to me this connec G.$80,000,000 at its back, which178007. America produces

has been despatched by the Amen

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