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Eve's

ADENA PARODY,

A La "Don Juan.

First curas descended from the fateful sky;

THE MECHANICAL BABY...

CO-OPERATIVE CRUISING.

THE CHINA MAIL.

Dead Letters

bank, Exeter.........

ROUND THE WORLD ON £500.

A. B. C. Post Office, Wish St., Southsea, 1 It was in a third-class railway cargo

(World, July 2.) Thy name is Aden, and a den of thisvos (we always travel third-pluss in summer; it

About this period of the year the student Arnold Thos, Hongkong, (refused) I Thou art, indood, ainco ages long gone by;is cooler). A seedy looking man was seated Nor strange thy lot, if true that nother opposite, and we noticed that he made an of the advertisement columns of the Times Broad, R. H. tara of Col. Colley, Green- extraordinary grimace at the sujeiling-bottle become acquainted with a certain variety Cairns, Mrs. John, 20, Crown Street,

boson. Feeling of announcement, in immediate earried by the wife of uno scalared upon juxtaposition with the short paragraphs: on Campbell, A., Post Offico, Singapore, an inquiry.Why did I turn my nose up the subject of reformed funerals, the com- Cordell, Miss M., Paragon Hotel, Syd

of pedigrees, and the Wigmore Wherewith our Mather made her aprons?at that ere selling-bettles in your goodpilations uses Institute, doveted to the Colby, all:, Bee Hive Saloon, Portland,

lady was a-using Well, sir, as you've

indy, we are I tell yer

Oregon question, usked me the

was topic of holiday trips.

who is visiting Germany, is anxious Da Costa e Silva, Rua de San Joaquin,

dozen young

No. 18. Lisboa, to indies for six weeks,' at the mindest cast of De Forges; B., Poste Restanto, Yoko- twenty guineas. After this we read that

leaves,

why "Art thou ao horrid, torrid, and forsaken,

One

Since first the evil sprites thy forts have all along one of then identical bottles tlust under her charge mifa

taken?

N.SW..

I had three months in hospital, sad was ritined in one of the best business as ever a ann carried on. You must understand,

a snill party of fadius and gentlenen will Devenny, B. M., General Post Office, sir, that I used to travel with a waxworks.

Sydney, About: two Constance, by the middle of August, and

Lake

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Hongkong Rates of Postage.

(Revised July Lat, 1881.)

In the following Statements and Tables are in cents, and Loters, per half ounce, luf Books, and

Losal Parel Post.

[No. 6672 SETTEMBER 17 1851-

POST OFFICE NOTICE Inclaimed Correspondence,

Sept, 16, 18813

1. Small Parcels may be sent by Post at Book rates between any of the Post offices in China or Japan, as well as Penang, to Macao, Pakbol, Singapore, and Malance. They must not exosed the

plowing dimensions, 2 feet long, 1 foot American

American Clock more than broad, 1 foot doop, nor wish & Bras Co

1

Meckmur, K Many Of H Hala, Mentia Marques, Anto. 1 Murg, Me Mailinsen i (krank-1 Matheson, W. W.-1 McFarlane John

(Escar)

1 rgd. Monning dies 1

Nimmo, ABUS Montague, Harry &

Oehl, T.

Nor thought they nightly of some shading It weren't nine, but I need to stand out-start for the Tyrol, vià Black Forest, and Dickens, F. V., Barrister, Alexandria, (8) 14ent may be paid either as Newspapers or | Fish Game in the Mails, or likely to be Browne, J. Stewart 1 1. Obava, Misa

Nod,

To

By

around much blissful habitation,

spreplés, such à vile temptation. ·

Now, where has gone this tempting apple

tree i

That, like the ruby lips of maiden bright, Once to bohold you must for ever be

gur nor

of

Time was when Adam and his buxom spouse, In naked innecones thino acres trol,

sida and get the customers. house,

ade

up his mind to reside some time at a castle near Innsbrück, Drew, F., Victoria Gaol, Hongkong. 1 But sumbered sweetly on thy hallowed sod! years ago the Ah! that the call of morn should e'er arouse retire, and, as ho hadn't no relations before when numurins excursions will be made.'

Elliott, Mrs. M., Glenoral Post Office, The steeping beauties frun their land of he gave up, ho divided all the properties This idea of cooperative and collective Drew, W. Victoria Gaol, Hongkong, (s) 1

Sydney among the hands that had been a-working holiday-making has culminated in one

Bona- the most remarkable enterprises of modern Evanson, Major, Bangkok, with him. My share was a Emperor

On the 15th October next the parto, a Slash of Persin, a Lady Macbeth,

screw steamship Geyton will start from Fulton, S. M., Denver Califu,

Gildert, F. U.6.6. Pacific

Bi, and a Mechanical Baby. I had wound the

oceanic yachting

Station, baby up, and was a thinking how natural- Sonthampton on an

the world." The

P

Gomes, Esperança, Hongkong........

..(8) 1 like it breathed and went on, when all of

Mrs, 24, Wasserthur Strasse. Hartmann, anddou I got a idea. I had plenty of energy money charged for the tour is five

be done in the

Hamburg,

(a) 1 then, and I determined to have a try that pounds, and everything is to

street most complete and luxurious way. The Kohler, H. Leipsic, Germany, I fixed on Oxford-s very afternoon. for the first try, and, with the baby in my route will be first to Bordeaux, then to Lamont, E. Sailors Home, Biagapire,... me, I walked along matil I came to a goal Lisbon, Gibanitar, up the Mediterranean to Leigh, Honourable Dudley, Paste Re-

stante, Yakohama,.. creasing. Then, picking my opportunity Athons, thence to Constantinople

ports Lova,

H., Sydney,... when there was plenty of people about, I this down the Suez Cand to the chif

to the

Laidler, T. E., Hongkong Hotel, Hong- Francis At dashed into the road, just in the saidts of and capitals of India and China, then

kong Dora, Wekstrpaso No. I accidentally dropped the Sandwich Islands and San the crossing

A uso went by one side, this last-named place passengers will he For were it not, from what a world of pair Bray on the other; and the shricks able to quit the steamer and to travel riglat And mental anguish he had saved his ared the peple who had soon the accident | aeross the continent to New York; ot, Mohiskan P. Germaa schooner Adeone,

a caution to hear. Then, path. business, they can remain on the Ceylon The tears were a-running towels About and I euld hardly speak for roba.

A fool to colour and a slave to sight, Until you kiss them once or twice maybe, And then you think them not a charming

quite.

Of this fair apple on which Eve did dote, The second morsel stuck in Adam's throat. Then Adam coughed, but it was all in vain. Alas, for us! that it was so indeed;

The sinful rheum implanted was in Cain, Grew rank and fuleone in his addle head, Till, like his dad, he also

how unstable,

it on to the

The infant, I carried it

And with a mattock alew his brother Abel.fifty people were around me in suoment, Cain bolted forth as fast as bandy lega Could carry him along, to Bosne far land, Where he could have good butter and fresh

ggs,

mand

I choked out, Oh, my pour motherless hai orphan: Not a morsel of food have you

•Poor fellow ! said a kind- since yesterday; and this shook may be the

death of you.'

after

glat

if

Ludwig, Frantein,

13, Hamburg,

they are not sick to death of the whole mud make the tour of South America. The

prise, or a

for

It

a

2

2

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........(s) 1 12, Kilburn St,, Glasgow, 1 Nollan, Osines, ., Yokohama,.

Pondok, J. G., ship Bederick Dhit, Cal ontta Consul l'Espagne en Perora, E. de,

Chine, Barcelona, Pipor, Corporal R. E., Passenger on

board T. & O. ste, Singapore Richardson, Mr., North Shields-on-Tyne, Rogers, A Worcestor

1

Rate, L, Lengenstrasse No. 72, Bremen, 1 Schenck, W, T., care of U.S. Consul

General,

neral Yokohama.......

From reuking in the blood of those he should that Taby, sir, for a matter of ten months, ceeding here will be no trouble or an. Shalton, E., B., Stanley Road, Islington,

flood.

Ere yet kn travelled to the land of strangers, His conscience emote him like a two-edged

sword;

London,

time mechapird will be exactly six months, and the vessel of the human sofis commencement of the summer season." Could anything be more enjoyable!

be called a a colossal yachting enter" magnificent extension of the way be

embodied in Mr Cook's personally hearted olt-lady and she dropped a shit Ponducted tants. There is no doubt that Without the to that Spring and Fall deling into my hand. Most of the not, and it will be done, as the prospectus says, at

followed suit, in pence, and what not, it Besides, his heart was brimful of the dregs when I left Oxford-street I had five-and-cost which would be totally inadequate I the travellers were pro- Of vice, that he could well not keep his hand twenty shillings in my pocket. I carried for this purpose

the

and passenger ordinary mail. Have perished to-defend, in field

and dropped it regular ones a lay, though steamers. of course I didn't use the santo i streets.

xiety about baggage, no hotel-billa; there and in another eighteen months I should sucking-room for the gentlemen on the have been able to buy a nice little public, upper deck the cuisine will be of the best But I description that can be possibly provided;' which was always my ambition

on board, whose suppose it wasn't to lo, and the end came there will be a surgoon on ton suh. One day I dropped the baby, services will be at thedisposal of the passen- and was gers withont fee; while a library, pianos, I picked him up again collecting the coppers off a sympathising and a band will be forthcoming for the rehelmshafen,...... crowd, when who should come along but a creation of the company. It will be inter- lady with one of the pasty ixtiles. She exting to know whether this project of a never says nothing, but before I could stop flating caravanserai, circumnavigating the Of in a hundred and eighty days, ever the bottle under his nose. “A-dell, not Rden”-go tho curso went she puts it make no diferenco to him; develops into an accomplished fact.

pay their money, the it's dead and afore I knew what go, For time and times and half a time," below should it the grid, "Oh, lifty parsons intimate their willingness to pred it understood, will start, and it is not thought Praps

he was going to be up to he

You en ded

know there will be much difficulty in securing out of my arms. how to hold a child,' said she. But she this minimum. Five hundred pounds is

and even didn't hold it lung, for the next moment no doubt a reasonable,

can assure you, sir, 1 was a-coining money; will be a boudoir for the ladies and Spang, R., American ship Bohemia

'Twas not remorse for crime, but dread of

dangers He might encounter 'mong a foreign horde: But why the dickens wenige or

rangera

The Holy Pentateuch does not record'; Perhaps the now extinct Ichthyosaurus, Or some variety of genus Taurus.

forth-

known

What these od terms in my last line wore

worth

I could not ever comprehend, I own, Till one fine day a volume from the North Revealed the secret, and the scales were

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Yokohama,

T., Detroit, Michigan, "Walker, Miss U.S.A, Walther, H., 2., Matr Division, Wil-

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busted it. It

but,

cauld not

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it in their own people round sewn saw that they'd bem own account, and execute is in had, and in five minutes the baby had been manuer. A ship was defined by Johnson kicked to pieces, and I was a-being carried as a prison, with a chance of being drowned. to the nearest hospital. So you needut A steusner pursuing ita voyage under the wonder, sir, that I can't bear the sight of circumstances of the Ceylon is certain to be of its occupanta a prison, with a then snelling-bottles."--Inly.

to many certainty of being bored almost to extinction, A shroud idea may be formed of the cha A FERTINACIOUS LANDLORD. "Isn't there such a crime as conduct racter of some of the Indies and gentlemen who are likely to take advantage of this calculated to provoke a breach of the proposal. There will be some respectable ponce?" asked nervous-looking nun of a

middle-class couples who, having been Of course wedded these twice tou tedious years, have MR. Petrol, who was dopated to take police justive one nursing.

fair allow "Then there is," responded the justice

use of warrant for my landlord," den holiday; there will be a

of the opulent single gentlemen who the census of Alaska, took seven months to count the 30,146 inhabitants of that **What has ho

He sailed 2,500 milos. the nervous nital

territory. are fond of

nziel and yet who never derive any dono?" asked the justice, cyving the suitor of locomotion, who are always wra-normous i

in a sealskin canoe, through regions where

in billions." anta places. It is, perhaps, not impossible that in millions, mosquitoes in Of fruitful heks hall stream in thy liciously. He comes to my house knowledge from their experience of forsignho found occasional human beings, gainon

whom I've got compuy, and says he wants the four months' ront. I owe lin, and sits one or two adventuremes may think it

overgrown with vegetation, and which A caution to mankind, thy wretched doomont on the front stops and bowls for his worth their while to invost five hundred account of his journeyings along rivers which ha wilderness where through a money. If I should kick the whole spine ponude on the chance of something turning at one place ran out of him, I'd be arrested, wouldn't I?"

Yes, I think you would. Why don't. The vista which will open before the the banks and even the bushes and branches

you imagination of the voyagers

rotting salmon, is as interesting as any This volume" zafers to a book and pay lin?" That isn't the question. He abounds in an infinite number of all kinds of the trees were covered for miles with marrative of African exploration. Many of Yet it would Lately in Southern clime, and as extremely morning and yells through the keyhole,

and then he goes up through the vacant fifty people will certainly be found willing able and futeresting volume it is.

house next door, and gets ou my roof and to lizard five hundred pounds or the ex- close to the river, which supplied them with + This terme refers to the aridity and con-

magnificent, and Urster" ar Camp of Aden. shouts down the chimney. Says he will periment.. Until San Francisco is reached, their only foot. Mr Petroff was more than Formation of the

he reports, was During a three years' stay there I caly saw two have that money, IF 7 shuld drop n as when the voyagers will have the opportance in imminent danger of his life. The (the three). Ah! for the late iron on him, or blow him up with powder, nity of quitting the ship and going straight she quantity of game of all kinds moalcul

there will do no

no possibility of escape, would go hard with me, wouldn't it?

tumia, of Mist," or an isle not far away, and misty Pretty But to. Can't you come to some except at an suorony sacrifice, from the able, but life was rendered intolerable by understanding with him It seems not. Ceylon. Will the enthusiasm and rapture

AN Austrian chernist is said to have This verse refers to the inhabitants of Adeu. gay, his lie got a right to climb over my with which the Indies and gentlemen they devises same times ago a new soporite, the

yard, just harked at Southampton continue till The Parsees, or Persian offspring, apt in cams and mave fits in my back..

"Dues returt

return thither! Will the travelling ac action of which is so rapid and powerful merce, abject worshippers of Fiatus, not of fouce Mars. The Ethiop, or pure negro of Africa. because I owe him a little money!

quaintances who found each other delect that a few drops of it sprinkled on the head Of course he does, and qui The Arab and camel, as a matter of birthright; he do that!"

and render

defenceles. and the Gomalies, strange-looking animals, when we haul him in the house he yells able at Bordeaux be on speaking terins when and face will stupefy a man in a few seconds

bim utterly I got

ahoy get to Alexandria? Will the warm and cross between Arabs and Africans in ancient murder and draws a crowd Have I

it the name of Bundeyer, or gayo it the ajutimacies which were commenced at Trin-

Will

of its prepara the and

and uffered to

Hered to sell the secret I som friends of Monte Video be able to tiun to the Austrian Government. But the "That's got nothing to do with it. I want bear the sight of each other at Madeira? Government has not only refused to par to know if he is entitled to slip on the ice Half a hundred men and women cannot chase it, but has ordered the police autho and fall through my basement window and live for days and weeks together without ridics to formally order the inventor to

and

discontinue his experiments, and to abstain Some cooked joints of meat prepared by din ten dollars worth of damage to the glass jealoney and achisin, teletons is the from using in any way his invention; 07

will be e organised, in process invented by Mr Alfred Lee, of the Couldn't I mash the stuffing out of him for coteries will be discovered; and une fine communicating it to others, untier pain of

at" "Certainly not." But when he Australian Fresh Meat Company, of Mel-clint

(d) Via Singapore, 10 cents. houzne, are on view at the establishment of lies down on the sidewalk and howls that morning a benevolent matron, na she sits being criminally dealt with.

friend a mother is dead and he can't bury her down to breakfast, will hint to her hia

NINETY-NINE years ago a whimsical gen- Mesars. Cobb and Co., Pitt-street,

hint what I owe that the soi-daunt wife of the Indian colonel theman, who had amassed a considerable 2 cauts. Herald), and

no because I (says the morning

and who talks so clever- got any remedy?" "I don't know whi doubt be interesting to those engaged in haven't I

They were cooked

you'd better pay him, which play sex

rovoy, is really not a married woman at all, and fortune at St. legs with the profits

granito the adde

But isn't it conduct calculated to provoke ought to be scouted by the company. The Privateering erected on one of the hills at ago, and were placed in tins,

the curiosity of out were fresh in appear a breach of the peace when he comes around dangers anising from such causes as these the back of that little seaport tha

1. All correspondence posted before 6 ance and agreeable in taste, Mr Lee states with a quart of landa atm and a horse pistol, will be inanitely greater than the risk of mausoleum which excites thut his process will provide for joints of all and threatens to take 'em both right on the shipwreck and the perils of fire. Thers

crime is,

ence of the mausoleum; but as the bishop Victoria will be delivered the same day, sizes, with the bones in them, keeping fresh premises if I don't put up. Ain't it a

of be intrepidly; but their existence for any length of time. The joints are when he bangs fünself to a tree in front of to reason why they should not was to be buried in the central chamber p.. on, any week day for addresses in

Cooperative founder

structure the remains of the pious delivery should be retarded by the Contract which he regarda sa elements of destruction, I drove him to suicide? Has he got a rightght to be frankly recogoined by all could not be induced to consecrats the and generally: within two hoùm, upless the bolled twice, after which the fluids in them, my house with a paper pinned to him, that oug

take part in the venture.

lie in the churchyard of Mails.

can generally be wo drained off, leaving the meat almost dry to make faces, at ny children in Bunday cruising may be a happy and a delightful London parish. The money, which Invitations, do,

him for the payment of ten delivered within Victoria at the private maidens

dance

360 or $10.500, favour.

The tins are hennetically sealed, coming to my door at daylight as drunk ns nities are bound to remember that its

Francis, Times & Co. Price Listaji and after being labelled are ready for market. a lord, and claiming he's me, and yelling cannot be exhaustively estimated by the once in every five years; and for providing places of business, if wish to that effect the inevitable dintier afterwards, is still be expressed by the sender, otherwise all

List of Money Order Offices in the Grega de Madda. The process, which has been patented here that I want to get in and lick my wife simple consideration of the passage-money.

religiously applied to those purposes. The correspondence is invariably delivered as

***United Kingdom may be consulted at Glasgow Wooky Herald, and elsewhere, has been carried on during "I don't think you cau do anything but

The Germans are very fond of crosses of first representation of this edifying ceremony the nearest place of businensed Hongkong and Shanghai, Glaeger Wackie Mail the last twelve months, and it is said that pay him or move. The man has a right to

9. who Circu- hey." "That's all I want to know," all colours. A story took in 1801; the last three days ago

6-Namen must be given in full (except Hobce (Bassian Paper). the meat is in active demand

replied a nervia aian, appearing re-all kinds, and eagles of all colour prince suckles the Charity Commissioniers shall tars, Dividend Warranda, Invitations, Cards,

Hiustrated AuLERİN A REMARKABLY interesting experiment is replied t

lieved. I'm the

the Lullor, and my tenant

of name)

but the name of the Payas need not Instrated London News Hongkong, dowribed by the European Mail as having says he'll have me arrested for doing those Bismarck's household, who once went to otherwise decree, it will be repeated quin &c, all of the some weight, to addresses in when there is more than one Christia

had been offered

Bangkok, or the Ports been made at Calais and Dover, between sings Now you bet he'll put up that the order of Labaka-Taps by the King of

Chancellor, saying

red quennially until further notice.

Tue Arque gives the following particulars China may deliver them to the Post be given if the order be crossed (se cheques Tilastrated Basin News

Each through Bank, and may afterwards bo Kisine Kieloz Zeltung, which places a conversation has been kept thor Til fall off the top of the house, Honolulu, and asking the great man's inte of the finding of old coins near Melbourne: dice unatamo postage being then are prosned). It can then be paid only Jav Bodd up vien noce by means of a now kind of tele-

charged to the sender the inquest in the parlour. A phone,

has been patented under the and

inan can't live four mouths in my house for rest to ob 19&diticulty," said Big-A rather extraordinary discovery of not hatch must consist of YAHWER Pecially crossed to danondor Commercial Sale Booma

Borbolders may also send Patterns name of the "Electrophone."

nothing without going to some trouble, now ration were the words whispered into the app

has signed it in the proper place, an

„Nationailidandle, mat H. Clark, me of the inspectors

velopes containing Patterns may be wholly order ata be transferred to another office North Ching Herald. ataunt Calais, distinctly heard at Dover, you best me," and the nervadis mas pranced mark with a grim, alicious anile, beide on Monday on the Military Read,

Works the order myself What is the dificul Public oraz mpartment, losed if the nature of the contents be first on payment of an additional commission and of course vice versa, but the listener at off glowing all over with grim deterring: know all about it, for I have been offer between Emerald-hill and mr to the same non in the same way En No order can be paid till the Paver Lubeoler with the

Peacock Menfield and Brillo » Darkiieel 64 little on ty" inquired the doctor-looking one end was perfectly well able to dis- tion-Brooklyn Eagle.

rhibited or stated to the Postmaster In ons af loss of an order necessity for down in the mouth. Well, remarked standing on the

were seeking employment who

as s ha may comulder peccesary, and tagging payment, or the like, application Peili Marithalas one of you, we longer A. CIBANTOWs correspondent, writing to Bismarck, of the Labaldi-Tapó mosty, the the sand about he turned up chilling, and approved by him Printed Chegulars may should made to the bearent Money

which must always be moving tobacco-pipe,

on further search being rande, be any doubt that it is perfectly practicable the Inverness Courier, says: Two game-

under the ses keepers, who were out on the moors a few worm suspended by a ring from the nose" old sail was formd, and in it there was £20 be inserted in such Pattern Packers Order Office fee Instructions.

doctor asked no more questo in silver and £24

The silver Fin for 9 by means of say

cable, and the days since, ascertaining as to the prospect The

with of the experiment opens up vistas of sport for the Twelfth, found a bottle of and refused the Honolulu decoration

Was very much discoloured, and had the the top of many grateful thanks.

of old lesden coim, but on a of rapid communication (champagne in who sininence behind MARK Twain's inteet good thing in to be nation they were found to be all legit few years ago would have belonged to the Carn-na-Bantighearn-the alm of dreamland Clone. The inventor Forgin forming the east side of the Fase of found in the book of autographs presented mate coins of the realm. Sante of the soral Call Slock-Mitick. The bottle has stood the to Mrs Hayes on leaving the White Houses eigas bear date 1716, and are all in an excul maintains that it in fust as bany

of the rebiarkable sucema Hcht state of preservation. The W Port Fans, Corios Articles of Drem, 9. No order can be paid until the advloe Become the Atlantio as from one om to frost of four winters, though only covered in recup, he had in the Presidony equaly divided between Mr Clark and the Taner Work and milat present are our relative to it has been recnizado Loother, and he has succeeded so well in with water to the depth of about an inch, with which

On on testatal principles. Mark Twain's igns

Since the discovery the ground unnally being refused; the senders the art practical illustration of his up the tinfoil alone having given way. Or

-doubling

cheating his assertion that he has found was found bright and sparkling sa over, with this characteristic amlogy of total abel- his besti

etinence is so excellent that but the only other money found was önt à tratam by which the words spoken and so cheering in ita edecte List & long nende egyet from the other side of the oocan can be and rosane day toil, in the wake of it is impossible to carry ite principle, to too farthing. The money was discovered about foro orally abstin four yards from where a large sun was found about 19 months ago. Hand on add frival here and weasured up brace of young dogs, sunk into ultar in- great length. for future use

three

when

and

Sydney

Won't

pay

22

of any. I

think

Foll

who

the

His intention

more than two such orders be issued to the Christian World,

(e Batween Hongkong, Canton, and Macao, sme raro, in favour of the same payet, Civil Service Burly Association.

by the same mail. Orders will be drawn Courier, at the current rate of the dayt and paid.st | Cros the rate of the day when the advice arrived. Daghdadet.

Daily Express. The commission is as follows

Daily Journal of Commerce. Daily Beviews Orders on the Cnited Kingdom.

18 cents. Up to £2..

2

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aq, bat preserving the fibre and school? Won't the law touch him for thing: but those who embrace its opportuen ly round the mausoleum homies of the addressces rather than as. Up to $25 or £5, 25 wata. Singh)

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significance.

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